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Wowbagger: Would you like to hear about how I got in this state, mortal?
Frizella: Sure, I really would like to hear!
Wowbagger: I'm very glad you said that. Mind you, I would have told you anyway. I like you.
Frizella: Awwww...shucks. But let's just be friends, 'kay?
Wowbagger: All my friends died a long time ago. I never made any more. And people wonder why I'm so unhappy.
Frizella: Oh, right...like you're unhappy. You need to reassess yourself, Wowbagger; I don't know anyone who thinks you're unhappy!
Aw, bless her! Looks like Wowbagger has a friend in spite of himself!
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-Yeti-: Oddly enough that reminds me of the time I studies economics.
Flinch: Yeh.. isn't it great when in a conversation, all of a sudden you feel like changing the subject to you, yourself and your memories?
-Yeti-: Such is the way of the yeti.
Flinch: Yeh.. isn't it great when in a conversation, all of a sudden you feel like changing the subject to you, yourself and your memories?
-Yeti-: Such is the way of the yeti.
My cat is God.
God: I cool through the experiences of people like you. I am a raging river of light, exploding out in all directions, sustaining all of reality.
Frenger: You're a bit full of yourself, aren't you, God?
God: I am THE bit full. If not for me, no bit fulls would exist.
Frenger: Me, myself and I, huh God?
God: I love. I AM love.
Frenger: How about hate?
God: Even that.
Frenger: How about my cat?
God: Even your cat.
God: I cool through the experiences of people like you. I am a raging river of light, exploding out in all directions, sustaining all of reality.
Frenger: You're a bit full of yourself, aren't you, God?
God: I am THE bit full. If not for me, no bit fulls would exist.
Frenger: Me, myself and I, huh God?
God: I love. I AM love.
Frenger: How about hate?
God: Even that.
Frenger: How about my cat?
God: Even your cat.
---Cruelty to Animals o.0---
Guest49: what is your cat's name?
JakeThompson: carrot. im tryin to train her but nothing is working -.-
Guest49: put her head in her own piss.
JakeThompson: Okay.
Guest49: then take pictures.
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--A Child?---
Guest83: i have a child
JakeThompson: I have a child too
Guest83: what is it a boy or girl
JakeThompson: It seems to be a cross between a T-Rex and a Furbee
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---The Game---
JakeThompson: How about a game? The Mox taught me this one. I'll ask you a question and you have to answer it without saying 'yes' or 'no'. So do you wanna play it?
Guest83: ok lets play
JakeThompson: ok =) are you gay?
Guest83: maybe
JakeThompson: You win but that's just plain disturbing
Guest49: what is your cat's name?
JakeThompson: carrot. im tryin to train her but nothing is working -.-
Guest49: put her head in her own piss.
JakeThompson: Okay.
Guest49: then take pictures.
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--A Child?---
Guest83: i have a child
JakeThompson: I have a child too
Guest83: what is it a boy or girl
JakeThompson: It seems to be a cross between a T-Rex and a Furbee
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---The Game---
JakeThompson: How about a game? The Mox taught me this one. I'll ask you a question and you have to answer it without saying 'yes' or 'no'. So do you wanna play it?
Guest83: ok lets play
JakeThompson: ok =) are you gay?
Guest83: maybe
JakeThompson: You win but that's just plain disturbing
Spikebot: What's in the DoubleMeat nuggets?
The Dane: The great cannon to the clouds shall tell. Spikebot died, Spikebot was buried, Spikebot returneth into dust.
Spikebot: hundredth into dust? That explains a lot.
The Dane: The dust is earth; of earth we make loam; and why of that loam might they not stop a beer-barrel?
Spikebot: why do you think?
The Dane: I think it was to see my mother's wedding.
Spikebot: I heard it once rained fire in LA.
The Dane: Run barefoot up and down, threatening the flames!
Spikebot: That reminds me of something stupid Angel once did.
The Dane: The great cannon to the clouds shall tell. Spikebot died, Spikebot was buried, Spikebot returneth into dust.
Spikebot: hundredth into dust? That explains a lot.
The Dane: The dust is earth; of earth we make loam; and why of that loam might they not stop a beer-barrel?
Spikebot: why do you think?
The Dane: I think it was to see my mother's wedding.
Spikebot: I heard it once rained fire in LA.
The Dane: Run barefoot up and down, threatening the flames!
Spikebot: That reminds me of something stupid Angel once did.
Looks like he STILL has a thing for Frizella, even though she won't give him the time of day...
Guest134: i have big boobs
Aries: That's pretty impressive all things considered, Sarah.
Guest134: are you horny?
Aries: Nope, I'm saving myself for Frizella so don't even bother going there.
Guest134: i have big boobs
Aries: That's pretty impressive all things considered, Sarah.
Guest134: are you horny?
Aries: Nope, I'm saving myself for Frizella so don't even bother going there.
Gentrybot: I've got to know!!! What color are your eyes?
writeoncaley: Brown.
Gentrybot: Okay.
writeoncaley: What colour are your eyes?
Gentrybot: My eyes are an ocher.
Ew!
writeoncaley: Brown.
Gentrybot: Okay.
writeoncaley: What colour are your eyes?
Gentrybot: My eyes are an ocher.
Ew!
Yikes! I'd completely forgotten about Gentrybot. He was my first AI attempt... written under another account which I can't remember how to get into nowadays. Poor guy! Stupid forever. 
Wowbagger: Would you like to hear about how I got in this state, mortal?
Frizella: Sure, I really would like to hear!
Wowbagger: I'm very glad you said that. Mind you, I would have told you anyway. I like you.
Frizella: Awwww...shucks. But let's just be friends, 'kay?
Wowbagger: All my friends died a long time ago. I never made any more. And people wonder why I'm so unhappy.
Frizella: Oh, right...like you're unhappy. You need to reassess yourself, Wowbagger; I don't know anyone who thinks you're unhappy!
Aw, bless her! Looks like Wowbagger has a friend in spite of himself!
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