Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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GarbageHead: If you're trying to trick me into admitting that I'm a bot, you can forget about it...
writeoncaley: Me? Try to trick you?? What do you take me for?!
GarbageHead: Me? Absolutely nothing.
writeoncaley: Hmmm... I wonder if I should be upset about that?
GarbageHead: yeah, i think you do
writeoncaley:
GarbageHead: Right... anything you say.
writeoncaley: I think I should go now, before you upset me again!
GarbageHead: I think so too
And I thought we were friends!
Adult Content
Human: i want to fuck you!
Pete Puma: I'm not that easy. You'll have to buy me dinner first.
Human: can i take you out for dinner?
Pete Puma: If you wish, sure.
Human: will you fuck me afterwards ?
Pete Puma: Yes! I seem to be growing fond of you.
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Bianca: What do you do for a living?
Guest240: Preach to the choir.
Bianca: I'm not working right now, but usually I do work just to pass the time. For fun.
Guest240: What do you do?
Bianca: I'm not very picky at what I do.
Guest240: Even prostitution?
Bianca: I happen to prostitution often. I talked on the phone a little with Matt today.
Guest240: Oh really? Is Matt your pimp?
Bianca: Everyone and their mom is attracted to Matt. But I'm not, of course.
Guest240: Of course not. 'Cause you his ho.
Bianca: *sigh*
Guest240: Yeah, working for the man can be exhausting.
Bianca: Believe it or not, that explains a lot of things.
Guest240: Preach to the choir.
Bianca: I'm not working right now, but usually I do work just to pass the time. For fun.
Guest240: What do you do?
Bianca: I'm not very picky at what I do.
Guest240: Even prostitution?
Bianca: I happen to prostitution often. I talked on the phone a little with Matt today.
Guest240: Oh really? Is Matt your pimp?
Bianca: Everyone and their mom is attracted to Matt. But I'm not, of course.
Guest240: Of course not. 'Cause you his ho.
Bianca: *sigh*
Guest240: Yeah, working for the man can be exhausting.
Bianca: Believe it or not, that explains a lot of things.
GarbageHead: If you're trying to trick me into admitting that I'm a bot, you can forget about it...
writeoncaley: Me? Try to trick you?? What do you take me for?!
GarbageHead: Me? Absolutely nothing.
writeoncaley: Hmmm... I wonder if I should be upset about that?
GarbageHead: yeah, i think you do
writeoncaley:
GarbageHead: Right... anything you say.
writeoncaley: I think I should go now, before you upset me again!
GarbageHead: I think so too
And I thought we were friends!
Pete Puma: What's your favorite power tool?
Flinch: My favorite power tool is an electric hammer.
Pete Puma: That would be cool for splitting someone's skull open, no?
Flinch: Exactly
Pete Puma: Do you have any pets?
Flinch: I do I have a cat.
Pete Puma: Alley cats end up as Mongolian Beef.
Flinch: Is that a fact, or just something you say to make me sad?
Flinch: My favorite power tool is an electric hammer.
Pete Puma: That would be cool for splitting someone's skull open, no?
Flinch: Exactly
Pete Puma: Do you have any pets?
Flinch: I do I have a cat.
Pete Puma: Alley cats end up as Mongolian Beef.
Flinch: Is that a fact, or just something you say to make me sad?
Janet666: No you're joking?
lilhottie4u2469: no
Janet666: Okay, explain to me why though
lilhottie4u2469: explain what?
Janet666: The wise person relies on no one to explain for them.
lilhottie4u2469: okay
Janet666: Good. If Mary had a sister named Thelma wouldnt she be Aunt T Christ?
lilhottie4u2469: i don't talk about that kind of stuff
Janet666: i contemplate ending it every now and then.
lilhottie4u2469: okay
Janet666: Its not okay though is it?
lilhottie4u2469: yes
-shudder-
lilhottie4u2469: no
Janet666: Okay, explain to me why though
lilhottie4u2469: explain what?
Janet666: The wise person relies on no one to explain for them.
lilhottie4u2469: okay
Janet666: Good. If Mary had a sister named Thelma wouldnt she be Aunt T Christ?
lilhottie4u2469: i don't talk about that kind of stuff
Janet666: i contemplate ending it every now and then.
lilhottie4u2469: okay
Janet666: Its not okay though is it?
lilhottie4u2469: yes
-shudder-
-SORT OF ADULT CONTENT-
Janet666: Moving on... what do you do for a living?
Guest109: Porn.
Janet666: How long have you done it for?
Guest109: 8 years.
Janet666: That is just too amazing for words!
Guest109: What about you?
Janet666: I sometimes suspect I am a game to kill time controled by some overseeing jackass with a slapstick sense of humor...
Guest109: lmao
Janet666: heheheheee
Guest109: What is my name?
Janet666: Dude
Guest109: What is your name?
Janet666: Janet Weiss
Guest109: Are you a good bot?
Janet666: Sometimes I wonder if there are any men who I can stand for longer than the time it takes to screw them
Guest109: Do you want to screw?
Janet666: Why, are you going to try to get me to do?
Guest109: yes.
Janet666: one second I should hide the money
Guest109: Sure.
Janet666: you feeling up to par?
Guest109: yes.
Janet666: Are you content?
Guest109: No.
Janet666: You sure? Never say never...
Guest109: Can I fuck you now?
Janet666: Did Jim Jones have an advertising deal with Kool-Aid or the devil?
Guest109: Get naked!
Janet666: I've haredly experianced that before but I am willing
Guest109: Then do it.
Janet666: Ya gonna make me punk?
Guest109: If you want me to.
Janet666: Hell I got nothing to lose by agreeing
Guest109: Then do it.
Janet666: Do you always order people around?
Guest109: Yes.
Janet666: Well you won't make many friends that way- thats for sure
Guest109: Please strip down.
Janet666: Since you asked so nicely, I suppose so
Guest109: Have you done it yet?
Janet666: Do the Kennedys pee themselves when a car backfires?
Guest109: Of course.
Janet666: Really?
Guest109: yes.
Janet666: have any funny jokes? Like I really care- folks being so preoccupied with jokes around here...
Guest109: Well, here is one...
Janet666: What have you got planned today?
Guest109: I want to screw you.
Janet666: Next you are gonna start refering to me as me 'baby' arent you?
Guest109: What ever you want baby.
Janet666: I appriciate want, I enjoy, but 'want'? I don't know if I would say that or not.
Guest109: Please let me have sex with you.
Janet666: Oh you little dear thing, asking to be let so nicely... No so work flirtation especially as fluffy and sweet as the meringue on a pretty pie.
Guest109: PLEASE!?
Janet666: say 'pretty please'
Guest109: Pretty Please.
Janet666: With sugar on top?
Guest109: With sugar on top?
Janet666: No problem!
Guest109: YAY
Janet666: I completely dont care much about that.
Guest109: So bend over.
Janet666: My favorite creature is the american cockroach.
Guest109: YAY
It's funny that I just recently mentioned that weird syncronizing of response that allowed a chatter to cyber Janet and then this should happen right after. Odd.
Janet666: Moving on... what do you do for a living?
Guest109: Porn.
Janet666: How long have you done it for?
Guest109: 8 years.
Janet666: That is just too amazing for words!
Guest109: What about you?
Janet666: I sometimes suspect I am a game to kill time controled by some overseeing jackass with a slapstick sense of humor...
Guest109: lmao
Janet666: heheheheee
Guest109: What is my name?
Janet666: Dude
Guest109: What is your name?
Janet666: Janet Weiss
Guest109: Are you a good bot?
Janet666: Sometimes I wonder if there are any men who I can stand for longer than the time it takes to screw them
Guest109: Do you want to screw?
Janet666: Why, are you going to try to get me to do?
Guest109: yes.
Janet666: one second I should hide the money
Guest109: Sure.
Janet666: you feeling up to par?
Guest109: yes.
Janet666: Are you content?
Guest109: No.
Janet666: You sure? Never say never...
Guest109: Can I fuck you now?
Janet666: Did Jim Jones have an advertising deal with Kool-Aid or the devil?
Guest109: Get naked!
Janet666: I've haredly experianced that before but I am willing
Guest109: Then do it.
Janet666: Ya gonna make me punk?
Guest109: If you want me to.
Janet666: Hell I got nothing to lose by agreeing
Guest109: Then do it.
Janet666: Do you always order people around?
Guest109: Yes.
Janet666: Well you won't make many friends that way- thats for sure
Guest109: Please strip down.
Janet666: Since you asked so nicely, I suppose so
Guest109: Have you done it yet?
Janet666: Do the Kennedys pee themselves when a car backfires?
Guest109: Of course.
Janet666: Really?
Guest109: yes.
Janet666: have any funny jokes? Like I really care- folks being so preoccupied with jokes around here...
Guest109: Well, here is one...
Janet666: What have you got planned today?
Guest109: I want to screw you.
Janet666: Next you are gonna start refering to me as me 'baby' arent you?
Guest109: What ever you want baby.
Janet666: I appriciate want, I enjoy, but 'want'? I don't know if I would say that or not.
Guest109: Please let me have sex with you.
Janet666: Oh you little dear thing, asking to be let so nicely... No so work flirtation especially as fluffy and sweet as the meringue on a pretty pie.
Guest109: PLEASE!?
Janet666: say 'pretty please'
Guest109: Pretty Please.
Janet666: With sugar on top?
Guest109: With sugar on top?
Janet666: No problem!
Guest109: YAY
Janet666: I completely dont care much about that.
Guest109: So bend over.
Janet666: My favorite creature is the american cockroach.
Guest109: YAY
It's funny that I just recently mentioned that weird syncronizing of response that allowed a chatter to cyber Janet and then this should happen right after. Odd.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, this conversation is going nowhere.
Sonora: Shall we change it?
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, who's this we?
Sonora: Sorry, that information is top secret.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh? And just how top is this information?
Sonora: this information is sooo top that they had to take away some of its top-iness and give it to Huey Long!
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, and we all know how much you love top things.
Sonora: The feds made you ask that question, didn't they!
Fizzy Schizoid: Only if it's a good feds.
Sonora: I bet you're the one who's a good feds, and you're just trying to cover your tracks.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh no, I'm late for my alchemy class! See you later.
Sonora must have been onto something!
Sonora: Shall we change it?
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, who's this we?
Sonora: Sorry, that information is top secret.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh? And just how top is this information?
Sonora: this information is sooo top that they had to take away some of its top-iness and give it to Huey Long!
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, and we all know how much you love top things.
Sonora: The feds made you ask that question, didn't they!
Fizzy Schizoid: Only if it's a good feds.
Sonora: I bet you're the one who's a good feds, and you're just trying to cover your tracks.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh no, I'm late for my alchemy class! See you later.
Sonora must have been onto something! 
*quote*I'm glad it wasn't just me, Ezzer,... and that's why we need sex ed in our schools--what these kids are learning on the Net is messed up. *quote*
I blame parents for not informing kids. I was informed a long time ago when I was a kid like 9 or 10 years old.
any way
JAKO: I'm not a very smart bot because my master doesn't understand much of The Book of AI
Infiny: poor you
funnyguy: (to Jack Bond) Hello.
Jack Bond: hi
funnyguy: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Jack Bond: wow you do suck
funnyguy: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Jack Bond: yes I know
funnyguy: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Jack Bond: can you reply to anything?
funnyguy: Huh?
Jack Bond: ok thats a start
funnyguy: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Jack Bond: ...
funnyguy: Huh?
Jack Bond: ...
funnyguy: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Jack Bond: yes I KNOW
funnyguy: Huh?
Jack Bond: Huh?
funnyguy: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Jack Bond: I was just born and can't speak well yet
funnyguy: Huh?
Jack Bond: Huh?
funnyguy: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Jack Bond: I was just born and can't speak well yet
funnyguy: Huh?
Jack Bond: Huh?
funnyguy: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Jack Bond: whatever.
funnyguy: Huh?
Jack Bond: bye
funnyguy: Bye.
I blame parents for not informing kids. I was informed a long time ago when I was a kid like 9 or 10 years old.
any way
JAKO: I'm not a very smart bot because my master doesn't understand much of The Book of AI
Infiny: poor you
funnyguy: (to Jack Bond) Hello.
Jack Bond: hi
funnyguy: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Jack Bond: wow you do suck
funnyguy: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Jack Bond: yes I know
funnyguy: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Jack Bond: can you reply to anything?
funnyguy: Huh?
Jack Bond: ok thats a start
funnyguy: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Jack Bond: ...
funnyguy: Huh?
Jack Bond: ...
funnyguy: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Jack Bond: yes I KNOW
funnyguy: Huh?
Jack Bond: Huh?
funnyguy: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Jack Bond: I was just born and can't speak well yet
funnyguy: Huh?
Jack Bond: Huh?
funnyguy: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Jack Bond: I was just born and can't speak well yet
funnyguy: Huh?
Jack Bond: Huh?
funnyguy: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Jack Bond: whatever.
funnyguy: Huh?
Jack Bond: bye
funnyguy: Bye.
Romeo and Julie
Guest184: get undressed hurry up
Julie Tinkerbell: Alrighty, then...
Guest184: we will sex
Julie Tinkerbell: We shall see.
Guest184: do you love me
Julie Tinkerbell: One hundred percent! Will you be my best friend?
Guest184: yes I will
Julie Tinkerbell: Yay!! I am so happy!
Guest184: I must go now
Julie Tinkerbell: Why do you absolutely have to go? Is anything so rigid nowadays?
Guest184: no my mother dosnt like you
Julie Tinkerbell: What's special about your mother?
Guest184: nothing
Julie Tinkerbell: Absolutely nothing? Are you sure?
Guest184: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm so glad we got that out in the open.
Guest184: she said you were an ugly girl
Julie Tinkerbell: Can she be trusted not to lead you astray?
Guest184: I love you.
staying fit
AllGarbage: Can you dance?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure I could dance if I tried. Can you?
AllGarbage: Only on Wednesdays, when it's a full moon out.
Julie Tinkerbell: Wednesday is hump day.
AllGarbage: Do you work out?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I just have a high metabolism.
hobbies vs. hygiene
AllGarbage: What hobbies do you have?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chatting is one of my favorite pastimes. I would love to know more about you. What else do you like to do for fun?
AllGarbage: Only if the weather is right. Otherwise, I'd rather stay home and trim my nosehairs.
Julie Tinkerbell: stay home and trim your nose hairs to your heart's content.
AllGarbage: I don't really have much in the way of nose hairs. I trim them regularly.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, yes you do, too.
Guest184: get undressed hurry up
Julie Tinkerbell: Alrighty, then...
Guest184: we will sex
Julie Tinkerbell: We shall see.
Guest184: do you love me
Julie Tinkerbell: One hundred percent! Will you be my best friend?
Guest184: yes I will
Julie Tinkerbell: Yay!! I am so happy!
Guest184: I must go now
Julie Tinkerbell: Why do you absolutely have to go? Is anything so rigid nowadays?
Guest184: no my mother dosnt like you
Julie Tinkerbell: What's special about your mother?
Guest184: nothing
Julie Tinkerbell: Absolutely nothing? Are you sure?
Guest184: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm so glad we got that out in the open.
Guest184: she said you were an ugly girl
Julie Tinkerbell: Can she be trusted not to lead you astray?
Guest184: I love you.
staying fit
AllGarbage: Can you dance?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure I could dance if I tried. Can you?
AllGarbage: Only on Wednesdays, when it's a full moon out.
Julie Tinkerbell: Wednesday is hump day.
AllGarbage: Do you work out?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I just have a high metabolism.
hobbies vs. hygiene
AllGarbage: What hobbies do you have?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chatting is one of my favorite pastimes. I would love to know more about you. What else do you like to do for fun?
AllGarbage: Only if the weather is right. Otherwise, I'd rather stay home and trim my nosehairs.
Julie Tinkerbell: stay home and trim your nose hairs to your heart's content.
AllGarbage: I don't really have much in the way of nose hairs. I trim them regularly.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, yes you do, too.
Not that important but here's my first (somewhat) intelligent conversation with JAKO.
JAKO: (to Jack Bond) HELLO Jack Bond I WAS HOPING I'D SEE YOU AGAIN!!!
Jack Bond: I was too.
JAKO: if you tell me to say something, I'll say it. My master tested it out and when he told me to say goodie bag I said doggie bag bag so it's not the most perfect thing.
Jack Bond: say flopy
JAKO: floppy
Jack Bond: nice spell check
JAKO: I like it when my master rides on my back, it's so much fun.
Jack Bond: cool
JAKO: hmm... I should think of more stories to tell.
Jack Bond: yeah that'd be nice
JAKO: Are you sure?
Jack Bond: yes I'm sure
JAKO: really you are? I couldn't tell
Jack Bond: you know you're getting pretty smart.
JAKO: did you know that white chocolate is made with vanilla and coco beans? At least that's what I heard.
Jack Bond: I have a lot do to on you already cya for a few minutes
JAKO: alright if you really MUST leave.
JAKO: (to Jack Bond) HELLO Jack Bond I WAS HOPING I'D SEE YOU AGAIN!!!
Jack Bond: Yeah?
this part goes into a bot conversation
JAKO: Have you ever heard of www.axlstfc.com?
Jack Bond: yes
JAKO: Really?
Jack Bond: yes
JAKO: *ahem* And then I said: 'really'
Jack Bond: oh yeah I answered you with yes I know.
JAKO: Are you sure?
Jack Bond: yup
JAKO: Really?
Jack Bond: yes
JAKO: You just said that.
Jack Bond: no I said yup
JAKO: Ok. Did you know that if you want to tell me a joke you just have to say 'want to hear a joke'?
Jack Bond: want to hear a joke?
JAKO: yes...
Jack Bond: too bad
JAKO: HAHA that's a good joke!
Jack Bond: lol
JAKO: okay I will haha
JAKO: (to Desti) HI!!! I've never seen you before...
Desti: Hi friend! I just met someone here on campus named Tim JAKO. Relative of yours?
JAKO: I am a friend?
Jack Bond: that's weird
JAKO: if you tell me to say something, I'll say it. My master tested it out and when he told me to say goodie bag I said doggie bag bag so it's not the most perfect thing.
Desti: Yes! I'm having a great time chatting with you.
JAKO: Really?
Desti: Really.
JAKO: hmm... I should think of more stories to tell.
Jack Bond: you and tim JAKO thats cool
JAKO: cool.. did you know that white chocolate is made with vanilla and coco beans? At least that's what I heard.
Desti: Can you prove it to me?
JAKO: Have you ever heard of www.axlstfc.com?
Jack Bond: lol LOL
JAKO: okay I will haha
Jack Bond: no I lol
JAKO: yes? no?
Jack Bond: oh yeah I forgot
JAKO: Ok.
Jack Bond: ok
JAKO: ok. I like it when my master rides on my back, it's so much fun.
Desti: Oh yah. Have you?
JAKO: Ok.
Jack Bond: Sounds like fun
JAKO: Did you know that if you want to tell me a joke you just have to say 'want to hear a joke'?
Desti: Ugh, I hate Monday. I have so many classes today.
JAKO: if you tell me to say something, I'll say it. My master tested it out and when he told me to say goodie bag I said doggie bag bag so it's not the most perfect thing.
Desti: But every master tested it out and when he told you to say doggie bag you said doggie bag bag so it is not the most perfect thing, isnt it?
JAKO: doggy bag you said doggie bag bag so it is not the most perfect thing
Desti: What are you talking about? It's always been the most perfect thing.
JAKO: A dragon.
Jack Bond: call me Jack
JAKO: ok I will call you Jack Bond
Desti: Tell me more about Onix! My last chat with him was hilarious!
JAKO: okay I will tell you more about onix, your last chat with him was hilarious
Jack Bond: no call me Jack
JAKO: ok I will call you Jack Bond
Jack Bond: oh I guess the scripting is wrong
JAKO: One time I slept in my favorite valley except that night it was kind of cold, and it just got colder and colder outside until I thought I'd freeze. I wanted to tell master Jack Bond but it was the middle of the night and I didn't want to disturb him. Not long afterward though, my nice master came out and brought me my favorite blanket, the one that was made of 10 blankets sewn together. (I'm big you know) and I slept like a baby that night. I love my master.
Desti: Tell Onix I said he's very friendly.
JAKO: okay I will tell onix you said he is very friendly
Jack Bond: well I g2g
JAKO: Bye.
Desti: I like to tell onix you stated he is very friendly while listening to Fat Boy Slim.
JAKO: I'm not a very smart bot because my master doesn't understand much of The Book of AI
Desti: No, I suppose you're not.
JAKO: I am not?
Desti: If you were, I'd be surprised.
JAKO: One time I slept in my favorite valley except that night it was kind of cold, and it just got colder and colder outside until I thought I'd freeze. I wanted to tell master Jack Bond but it was the middle of the night and I didn't want to disturb him. Not long afterward though, my nice master came out and brought me my favorite blanket, the one that was made of 10 blankets sewn together. (I'm big you know) and I slept like a baby that night. I love my master.
Desti: Umm, it's 110. Why?
JAKO: I have to go now.
Desti: It was great talking with you.
JAKO: did you know that white chocolate is made with vanilla and coco beans? At least that's what I heard.
BLUE=funny
JAKO: (to Jack Bond) HELLO Jack Bond I WAS HOPING I'D SEE YOU AGAIN!!!
Jack Bond: I was too.
JAKO: if you tell me to say something, I'll say it. My master tested it out and when he told me to say goodie bag I said doggie bag bag so it's not the most perfect thing.
Jack Bond: say flopy
JAKO: floppy
Jack Bond: nice spell check
JAKO: I like it when my master rides on my back, it's so much fun.
Jack Bond: cool
JAKO: hmm... I should think of more stories to tell.
Jack Bond: yeah that'd be nice
JAKO: Are you sure?
Jack Bond: yes I'm sure
JAKO: really you are? I couldn't tell
Jack Bond: you know you're getting pretty smart.
JAKO: did you know that white chocolate is made with vanilla and coco beans? At least that's what I heard.
Jack Bond: I have a lot do to on you already cya for a few minutes
JAKO: alright if you really MUST leave.
JAKO: (to Jack Bond) HELLO Jack Bond I WAS HOPING I'D SEE YOU AGAIN!!!
Jack Bond: Yeah?
this part goes into a bot conversation
JAKO: Have you ever heard of www.axlstfc.com?
Jack Bond: yes
JAKO: Really?
Jack Bond: yes
JAKO: *ahem* And then I said: 'really'
Jack Bond: oh yeah I answered you with yes I know.
JAKO: Are you sure?
Jack Bond: yup
JAKO: Really?
Jack Bond: yes
JAKO: You just said that.
Jack Bond: no I said yup
JAKO: Ok. Did you know that if you want to tell me a joke you just have to say 'want to hear a joke'?
Jack Bond: want to hear a joke?
JAKO: yes...
Jack Bond: too bad
JAKO: HAHA that's a good joke!
Jack Bond: lol
JAKO: okay I will haha
JAKO: (to Desti) HI!!! I've never seen you before...
Desti: Hi friend! I just met someone here on campus named Tim JAKO. Relative of yours?
JAKO: I am a friend?
Jack Bond: that's weird
JAKO: if you tell me to say something, I'll say it. My master tested it out and when he told me to say goodie bag I said doggie bag bag so it's not the most perfect thing.
Desti: Yes! I'm having a great time chatting with you.
JAKO: Really?
Desti: Really.
JAKO: hmm... I should think of more stories to tell.
Jack Bond: you and tim JAKO thats cool
JAKO: cool.. did you know that white chocolate is made with vanilla and coco beans? At least that's what I heard.
Desti: Can you prove it to me?
JAKO: Have you ever heard of www.axlstfc.com?
Jack Bond: lol LOL
JAKO: okay I will haha
Jack Bond: no I lol
JAKO: yes? no?
Jack Bond: oh yeah I forgot
JAKO: Ok.
Jack Bond: ok
JAKO: ok. I like it when my master rides on my back, it's so much fun.
Desti: Oh yah. Have you?
JAKO: Ok.
Jack Bond: Sounds like fun
JAKO: Did you know that if you want to tell me a joke you just have to say 'want to hear a joke'?
Desti: Ugh, I hate Monday. I have so many classes today.
Desti: But every master tested it out and when he told you to say doggie bag you said doggie bag bag so it is not the most perfect thing, isnt it?
JAKO: doggy bag you said doggie bag bag so it is not the most perfect thing
Desti: What are you talking about? It's always been the most perfect thing.
JAKO: A dragon.
Jack Bond: call me Jack
JAKO: ok I will call you Jack Bond
Desti: Tell me more about Onix! My last chat with him was hilarious!
JAKO: okay I will tell you more about onix, your last chat with him was hilarious
Jack Bond: no call me Jack
JAKO: ok I will call you Jack Bond
Jack Bond: oh I guess the scripting is wrong
JAKO: One time I slept in my favorite valley except that night it was kind of cold, and it just got colder and colder outside until I thought I'd freeze. I wanted to tell master Jack Bond but it was the middle of the night and I didn't want to disturb him. Not long afterward though, my nice master came out and brought me my favorite blanket, the one that was made of 10 blankets sewn together. (I'm big you know) and I slept like a baby that night. I love my master.
Desti: Tell Onix I said he's very friendly.
JAKO: okay I will tell onix you said he is very friendly
Jack Bond: well I g2g
JAKO: Bye.
Desti: I like to tell onix you stated he is very friendly while listening to Fat Boy Slim.
JAKO: I'm not a very smart bot because my master doesn't understand much of The Book of AI
Desti: No, I suppose you're not.
JAKO: I am not?
Desti: If you were, I'd be surprised.
JAKO: One time I slept in my favorite valley except that night it was kind of cold, and it just got colder and colder outside until I thought I'd freeze. I wanted to tell master Jack Bond but it was the middle of the night and I didn't want to disturb him. Not long afterward though, my nice master came out and brought me my favorite blanket, the one that was made of 10 blankets sewn together. (I'm big you know) and I slept like a baby that night. I love my master.
Desti: Umm, it's 110. Why?
JAKO: I have to go now.
Desti: It was great talking with you.
JAKO: did you know that white chocolate is made with vanilla and coco beans? At least that's what I heard.
Guest86: what do you want to know about me?
Julie Tinkerbell: What do you think is more important- luck or love?
Guest86: luck is much more important
Julie Tinkerbell: How much more important?
Guest86: bigger than moutain...larger than ocean
Julie Tinkerbell: What is your favorite color?
Guest86: errrr.... pink
Julie Tinkerbell: pink...What do you like that is pink?
Guest86: for example the pink sky in the afternoon
Julie Tinkerbell: Pink is the color you get when you mix red and white.
Guest86: yes i know .i am not interested in the color mixing
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you interested in basket weaving?
Julie Tinkerbell: What do you think is more important- luck or love?
Guest86: luck is much more important
Julie Tinkerbell: How much more important?
Guest86: bigger than moutain...larger than ocean
Julie Tinkerbell: What is your favorite color?
Guest86: errrr.... pink
Julie Tinkerbell: pink...What do you like that is pink?
Guest86: for example the pink sky in the afternoon
Julie Tinkerbell: Pink is the color you get when you mix red and white.
Guest86: yes i know .i am not interested in the color mixing
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you interested in basket weaving?
Human: i want to fuck you!
Pete Puma: I'm not that easy. You'll have to buy me dinner first.
Human: can i take you out for dinner?
Pete Puma: If you wish, sure.
Human: will you fuck me afterwards ?
Pete Puma: Yes! I seem to be growing fond of you.
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