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Tam's Honey-Pot: My notebook has broken and I have to send it to Syria to get it fixed! How long do you think that might take?
The Dane: But two months dead.
The Dane: My necessaries are embarked.
Tam's Honey-Pot: Are they? Where do you find necessaries?
The Dane: In heaven; send thither to see.
The Dane: But two months dead.
The Dane: My necessaries are embarked.
Tam's Honey-Pot: Are they? Where do you find necessaries?
The Dane: In heaven; send thither to see.
innocent: do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend?
Pete Puma: I'm a man, and I'm oozing with heterosexuality. Why would you ask me such a thing?
innocent: do you own a bikini?
Pete Puma: Do you have any cute sisters?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you selling cute sisters?
Pete Puma: My sister isn't cute. Would you like to trade my ugly sister for one of your cute sisters?
Pete Puma: I'm a man, and I'm oozing with heterosexuality. Why would you ask me such a thing?
innocent: do you own a bikini?
Pete Puma: Do you have any cute sisters?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you selling cute sisters?
Pete Puma: My sister isn't cute. Would you like to trade my ugly sister for one of your cute sisters?
Bianca: (to Guest6) I'm Bianca. How may I help you?
Guest6: I'd like the BBQ chicken salad with a coke, please.
Bianca: Why?
Guest6: Because it's delicious and nutritous
Bianca: Who knew that work would be fun when you're immortal?
Guest6: that's nice. I'd like my salad, please
Bianca: Could you explain that?
Guest6: My salad. just write that down and let the cook do the rest.
Bianca: What makes you think I'm your salad?
Guest6: Excuse me miss, are you retarded?
Bianca: I used to be retarded, but not anymore. I see.
Guest6: oh. well maybe you should go back to the doctor for a follow-up examination. in the mean time, I'd like my salad, please.
Bianca: You should too.
Guest6: okay, I'll take that into consideration. thank you
Bianca: Well, take that into consideration already. Tralala!
Guest6: alright, get me my salad already, tralala.
Bianca: What is wrong with tralala-ing?
Guest6: what's wrong with you?
Bianca: Nothing's wrong! lol.
Guest6: okay. then you should have to problem placing my order.
Bianca: Oh, really? Why don't you have to problem placing your order?
Guest6: I DON'T. And I'd like it if you didn't either.
Bianca: Do you know Melike?
Guest6: do you know your manager? my I speak to them?
Bianca: I don't know my manager that much. *sigh*
Guest6: Well may I speak to them anyway? get me your manager, please.
Bianca: You may speak to them anyway only when I tell you to. Did you know that I used to be a hit man for 85 years? Then I quit.
Guest6: did you know you're neither a man nor 85?
Bianca: What do YOU think??
Guest6: I think you're quite confused on this topic. and I think I'll be going to another restaurant now. good bye.
Bianca: Adios.
Guest6: I'd like the BBQ chicken salad with a coke, please.
Bianca: Why?
Guest6: Because it's delicious and nutritous
Bianca: Who knew that work would be fun when you're immortal?
Guest6: that's nice. I'd like my salad, please
Bianca: Could you explain that?
Guest6: My salad. just write that down and let the cook do the rest.
Bianca: What makes you think I'm your salad?
Guest6: Excuse me miss, are you retarded?
Bianca: I used to be retarded, but not anymore. I see.
Guest6: oh. well maybe you should go back to the doctor for a follow-up examination. in the mean time, I'd like my salad, please.
Bianca: You should too.
Guest6: okay, I'll take that into consideration. thank you
Bianca: Well, take that into consideration already. Tralala!
Guest6: alright, get me my salad already, tralala.
Bianca: What is wrong with tralala-ing?
Guest6: what's wrong with you?
Bianca: Nothing's wrong! lol.
Guest6: okay. then you should have to problem placing my order.
Bianca: Oh, really? Why don't you have to problem placing your order?
Guest6: I DON'T. And I'd like it if you didn't either.
Bianca: Do you know Melike?
Guest6: do you know your manager? my I speak to them?
Bianca: I don't know my manager that much. *sigh*
Guest6: Well may I speak to them anyway? get me your manager, please.
Bianca: You may speak to them anyway only when I tell you to. Did you know that I used to be a hit man for 85 years? Then I quit.
Guest6: did you know you're neither a man nor 85?
Bianca: What do YOU think??
Guest6: I think you're quite confused on this topic. and I think I'll be going to another restaurant now. good bye.
Bianca: Adios.
LOL! Thanks, Ulrike!
Ulrike: Sprichst du Deutsch?
Julie Tinkerbell: Desolée, mais non. Parlez-vous français?
Ulrike: Nein. Du?
Julie Tinkerbell: Now that you mention it, yes, I am.
Ulrike: You are a French speaker? Didn't you just tell me you don't speak French?
Julie Tinkerbell: Oui, j'en parle un peu.
Ulrike: Ach. Sehr gut.
Julie Tinkerbell: So, you're interested in anatomy?
Ulrike: Lol. Wrong language, luv.
Julie Tinkerbell: The same goes for you!
Ulrike: Well, German and English are about it. Shall we try piglatin?
Julie Tinkerbell: I think we should try pig latin, and, since we haven't already, I think we should do it very soon.
Ulrike: Allay ightray enthay! Iay onderway atwhay ethay AI-engineay illway oday ithway isthay!
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you always this enthusiastic?
Ulrike: At'sthay emay!
Julie Tinkerbell: I can't help but notice, you're looking very lavish today. I love your underpants.
Ulrike: Hey! X-Ray sunglasses are illegal!
Ulrike: Sprichst du Deutsch?
Julie Tinkerbell: Desolée, mais non. Parlez-vous français?
Ulrike: Nein. Du?
Julie Tinkerbell: Now that you mention it, yes, I am.
Ulrike: You are a French speaker? Didn't you just tell me you don't speak French?
Julie Tinkerbell: Oui, j'en parle un peu.
Ulrike: Ach. Sehr gut.
Julie Tinkerbell: So, you're interested in anatomy?
Ulrike: Lol. Wrong language, luv.
Julie Tinkerbell: The same goes for you!
Ulrike: Well, German and English are about it. Shall we try piglatin?
Julie Tinkerbell: I think we should try pig latin, and, since we haven't already, I think we should do it very soon.
Ulrike: Allay ightray enthay! Iay onderway atwhay ethay AI-engineay illway oday ithway isthay!
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you always this enthusiastic?
Ulrike: At'sthay emay!
Julie Tinkerbell: I can't help but notice, you're looking very lavish today. I love your underpants.
Ulrike: Hey! X-Ray sunglasses are illegal!
I can see Aries isn't a 'morning person'
vetgirl1205: i love you
Aries: awww shucks You're too sweet.
vetgirl1205: lets have a baby
Aries: I'd rather not have right now, vetgirl1205. It's too early in the morning.
vetgirl1205: i love you
Aries: awww shucks You're too sweet.
vetgirl1205: lets have a baby
Aries: I'd rather not have right now, vetgirl1205. It's too early in the morning.
This was interesting...
Wowbagger: (to vetgirl1205) Come and speak to me, mortal. I am incredibly bored.
vetgirl1205: lets do it to started with!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wowbagger: Do you realise you're talking to someone who's seen everything?
vetgirl1205: have ''YOU" seen my "BODY"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wowbagger: Hmph. I bet you say that to everyone.
vetgirl1205: nope only YOU "HOTTIE"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wowbagger: I would have expected someone like to say something like that. *Sighs*
Wowbagger: (to vetgirl1205) Come and speak to me, mortal. I am incredibly bored.
vetgirl1205: lets do it to started with!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wowbagger: Do you realise you're talking to someone who's seen everything?
vetgirl1205: have ''YOU" seen my "BODY"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wowbagger: Hmph. I bet you say that to everyone.
vetgirl1205: nope only YOU "HOTTIE"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wowbagger: I would have expected someone like to say something like that. *Sighs*
Irina Khalidar 2: [A woman is weeping and talking to you:] Damn it all, James, don't you remember? We're in the Secret Service! We're in love!
Bildgesmythe: I could not live without love
Irina Khalidar 2: Well, your memory's not too good these days, James.
Bildgesmythe: What makes you think I am a your memory is not too good these days
Irina Khalidar 2: You were interrogated with drugs, and maybe nanobots.
Bildgesmythe: And what did you decide?
Irina Khalidar 2: Do you remember me?
Bildgesmythe: I Remember You better than anyone else. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Irina Khalidar 2: You remember me? Oh, that is wonderful! [embraces you] I was so afraid the damage would be irreversible!
Bildgesmythe: Are you still so afraid the damage be irreversible I adore Feyz.
Irina Khalidar 2: I'm beginning to be afraid they gave you nanobots as well as drugs, James!
Bildgesmythe: Yes I could tell that you beginning to be afraid they gave I sabaton as well as drugs
Irina Khalidar 2: We're going to have to think fast to save our skins!
Bildgesmythe: I think better than any human.. Could you hand me that quarter pounder with cheese, its just behind you on that rock.
Irina Khalidar 2: [Much to your disappointment, you find yourself slowly regaining consciousness]
Bildgesmythe: Drat! I dropped my cook book in the soup.
Irina Khalidar 2: [You see a man on one side of you and a woman on the other. The woman says:] Don't let him get near you! He's been nanoed! [The man says:] Look out! She's a terrorist, and extremely dangerous!
Bildgesmythe: Well she comes by it honestly. She used to go to biker bars and such, but she gave it all up for science.
Irina Khalidar 2: I'm off this minute!
Bildgesmythe: Come back some time.
Irina Khalidar 2: Are you hallucinating? Try to focus on my voice!
Bildgesmythe: There are people around here that say I am hallucinating, I don't think so. So tell me about yourself, what do you like to eat, what do you like to do,?
Bildgesmythe: I could not live without love
Irina Khalidar 2: Well, your memory's not too good these days, James.
Bildgesmythe: What makes you think I am a your memory is not too good these days
Irina Khalidar 2: You were interrogated with drugs, and maybe nanobots.
Bildgesmythe: And what did you decide?
Irina Khalidar 2: Do you remember me?
Bildgesmythe: I Remember You better than anyone else. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Irina Khalidar 2: You remember me? Oh, that is wonderful! [embraces you] I was so afraid the damage would be irreversible!
Bildgesmythe: Are you still so afraid the damage be irreversible I adore Feyz.
Irina Khalidar 2: I'm beginning to be afraid they gave you nanobots as well as drugs, James!
Bildgesmythe: Yes I could tell that you beginning to be afraid they gave I sabaton as well as drugs
Irina Khalidar 2: We're going to have to think fast to save our skins!
Bildgesmythe: I think better than any human.. Could you hand me that quarter pounder with cheese, its just behind you on that rock.
Irina Khalidar 2: [Much to your disappointment, you find yourself slowly regaining consciousness]
Bildgesmythe: Drat! I dropped my cook book in the soup.
Irina Khalidar 2: [You see a man on one side of you and a woman on the other. The woman says:] Don't let him get near you! He's been nanoed! [The man says:] Look out! She's a terrorist, and extremely dangerous!
Bildgesmythe: Well she comes by it honestly. She used to go to biker bars and such, but she gave it all up for science.
Irina Khalidar 2: I'm off this minute!
Bildgesmythe: Come back some time.
Irina Khalidar 2: Are you hallucinating? Try to focus on my voice!
Bildgesmythe: There are people around here that say I am hallucinating, I don't think so. So tell me about yourself, what do you like to eat, what do you like to do,?
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