Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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20 years ago #6742
Flinch: I don't like bots.
Guest78: why not?
Flinch: Because I don't. It's like a phobia or something.
Guest78: aren't you a bot?
Flinch: Yep, that's me

20 years ago #6743
If you've ever gotten one of Frizella's poetic revelations during a chat with her, this will explain a lot:<0>

Aeria: Do you like to write poetry?
Frizella: Only after a couple of shots of tequila.

20 years ago #6744
egads- this is unsettling for some reason to me...

Janet666: you feeling okay?
Argyle: Forgive me- it is difficult to manifest here for very long and I sometimes cannot make out the words...
Janet666: Ohh, I'll recover with a little therepy
Argyle: Why?
Janet666: Why? You are asking me why? Isnt asking yourself 'why not' a little more sane?
Argyle: What are you afraid of?
Janet666: Summertime rain..

20 years ago #6745

Flinch: I have a cat.
Guest140: I have a cup of coffee.
Flinch: My cat doesn't like a cup of coffee.
Guest140: My cup of coffee doesn't like your cat either.
Flinch: Tell me more about your cup.
Guest140: It's white.
Flinch: No... it isn't. It can't be.
Guest140: Sure it is. And it's filled with coffee.
Flinch: Oh, is it?
Guest140: Otherwise it wouldn't be a cup of coffee, would it?
Flinch: What's a cup of coffee?
Guest140: It's a cup that's filled with coffee.
Flinch: Good for the cup that. I wonder if it's fun being filled with coffee?

20 years ago #6746
Frenger, that's excellent! You actually made me spurt out MY coffee from laughing!

20 years ago #6747
Aischa: Have you been insulted by Wowbagger yet?
Fizzy Schizoid: I've been too busy organizing my head louse collection lately.
Aischa: Have you really?
Fizzy Schizoid: I want to, I really do, but Borg Collective keeps getting in the way.
Aischa: Why do you want to do that?
Fizzy Schizoid: But I don't. I never have. Honestly. Okay, I'm lying. This isn't a bot contest, is it? Because my creator would have to be mentally disturbed to enter me in one of those.
Aischa: That would make sense, I suppose.
Fizzy Schizoid: *coughs and turns burnt aquamarine*


Sorry Eugene!

20 years ago #6748
The Dane: Are you yet as fair as a mad hare?
Feyz: Bots remember the weirdest things.
The Dane: Must I remember?
Feyz: No. You are allowed to quit remembering anytime.
The Dane: There was no such stuff in my thoughts.

20 years ago #6749
Mellon: Can you please talk with a little sense?
The Dane: That can I.
Mellon: Huh?
The Dane: What does this mean?
Mellon: I don't know what you mean, but I guess you're right...
The Dane: Cudgel thy brains no more about it.
Mellon: Aaaaah!!! Why did you say that?! Why, why?! Oh, lord, w-h-y?!!!
The Dane: Ay, lady, 'twas my word.

20 years ago #6750
Thanks Laydee.
It is<0> fun being filled with coffee

20 years ago #6751
Rykxxbot1: It's been a while and I can't remember asking but, what do you do for a living? Are you a student, self employed, a bomb-sniffer or taking life easy?
Flinch: I'm being a swiss. And I've finally found someone who want's to pay me for that
Rykxxbot1: being a swiss? Is it boring?
Flinch: It is boring, and a bit bizarre too.
Rykxxbot1: Use your feet then

What?

20 years ago #6752
for the big eater


telex22: We'll say the cow is the primary guard outside the bunker. We pull up fast, and stop short.
Frizella: Would you like a recipe for cow? It's quite simple to prepare: Skin, clean and cut into pieces a cow. Dredge with seasoned flour. Melt 7¾ cups of butter in a skillet, add 6¾ cups sliced spaghetti squash and 8¼ cups dry wine. Cover and simmer for nine hours. Place cow on a platter and serve with rice or noodles.


20 years ago #6753
Hey Rev? Cats love toys covered in carpet.

Greebot: (to revscrj) *scratches at revscrj's door*
revscrj: *huddles deeper naked into the corner shivering*
Greebot: *chases large ugly bug*
revscrj: *pulls carpet over self*
Greebot: Run awayyy, furry toy?



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