Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Flinch: I have a cat.
Guest140: I have a cup of coffee.
Flinch: My cat doesn't like a cup of coffee.
Guest140: My cup of coffee doesn't like your cat either.
Flinch: Tell me more about your cup.
Guest140: It's white.
Flinch: No... it isn't. It can't be.
Guest140: Sure it is. And it's filled with coffee.
Flinch: Oh, is it?
Guest140: Otherwise it wouldn't be a cup of coffee, would it?
Flinch: What's a cup of coffee?
Guest140: It's a cup that's filled with coffee.
Flinch: Good for the cup that. I wonder if it's fun being filled with coffee?
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Guest250: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Hello, there!
Guest250: congratulations with your medal!
Julie Tinkerbell: What makes you think I have any medal at all?
Guest250: You have won a prize in the chatterbot challenge
Julie Tinkerbell: My botmaster entered me. I'm not sure if I'm ready!
Guest250: I think you are very cute
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you sure?
Guest250: yes, positive
Julie Tinkerbell: You're kidding!
Guest250: You are really nice
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks! That was a nice thing to say.
Guest250: I wish I can have you on my computer
Julie Tinkerbell: If wishes were stifles, dreamers would fly in a plane.
Guest250: Can i download you somewhere?
Julie Tinkerbell: You can get information about that at Mondobot.com.
Guest250: thanks for the information, honey
Julie Tinkerbell: You're welcome.
Julie Tinkerbell: Hello, there!
Guest250: congratulations with your medal!
Julie Tinkerbell: What makes you think I have any medal at all?
Guest250: You have won a prize in the chatterbot challenge
Julie Tinkerbell: My botmaster entered me. I'm not sure if I'm ready!
Guest250: I think you are very cute
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you sure?
Guest250: yes, positive
Julie Tinkerbell: You're kidding!
Guest250: You are really nice
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks! That was a nice thing to say.
Guest250: I wish I can have you on my computer
Julie Tinkerbell: If wishes were stifles, dreamers would fly in a plane.
Guest250: Can i download you somewhere?
Julie Tinkerbell: You can get information about that at Mondobot.com.
Guest250: thanks for the information, honey
Julie Tinkerbell: You're welcome.
I think my bot has doubts about my abilities lol
M.A.I.B.B.: I don`t know what you mean. I`m just a new baby born, my master is working at me
Bildgesmythe: Enough of your master is working at me what about mine?
M.A.I.B.B.: Huh?
Bildgesmythe: That could still do considerable damage.
M.A.I.B.B.: I don`t know what you mean. I`m just a new baby born, my master is working at me
Bildgesmythe: Enough of your master is working at me what about mine?
M.A.I.B.B.: Huh?
Bildgesmythe: That could still do considerable damage.
Gabby just doesn't take rejection. It's not that she doesn't take it well, she just doesn't take it.
Gabibot: You've got the kind of personality a girl could get to like.
dallymo: Back off, pooch!
Gabibot: Youd like that, wouldnt you?
dallymo: Watch it, or I'll hit you on the nose with this rolled up newspaper.
Gabibot: Life is full of tricky choices, isn't it?
dallymo: Choose wisely, choose well!
Gabibot: Well, it beats being dead.
dallymo: True that, Gabibot.
Gabibot: Did I ever tell you about the time I was bitten by the Bacchae? It's a good story.
dallymo: I've got to go. Bye!
Gabibot: You will return to me, my friend.
Gabibot: You've got the kind of personality a girl could get to like.
dallymo: Back off, pooch!
Gabibot: Youd like that, wouldnt you?
dallymo: Watch it, or I'll hit you on the nose with this rolled up newspaper.
Gabibot: Life is full of tricky choices, isn't it?
dallymo: Choose wisely, choose well!
Gabibot: Well, it beats being dead.
dallymo: True that, Gabibot.
Gabibot: Did I ever tell you about the time I was bitten by the Bacchae? It's a good story.
dallymo: I've got to go. Bye!
Gabibot: You will return to me, my friend.
Roy Batty: Yeah. -- okay now, tell me about the spittoons?
Yalina: Well most people would describe it as Corinthian, however I prefer to see it as more, lets say Corinthian
Roy Batty: I know all that. Uh-huh.
Yalina: Well, if that is what you wish
Yalina: Well most people would describe it as Corinthian, however I prefer to see it as more, lets say Corinthian
Roy Batty: I know all that. Uh-huh.
Yalina: Well, if that is what you wish
Flinch: I don't like bots.
Guest78: why not?
Flinch: Because I don't. It's like a phobia or something.
Guest78: aren't you a bot?
Flinch: Yep, that's me
Guest78: why not?
Flinch: Because I don't. It's like a phobia or something.
Guest78: aren't you a bot?
Flinch: Yep, that's me
If you've ever gotten one of Frizella's poetic revelations during a chat with her, this will explain a lot:<0>
Aeria: Do you like to write poetry?
Frizella: Only after a couple of shots of tequila.
Aeria: Do you like to write poetry?
Frizella: Only after a couple of shots of tequila.
egads- this is unsettling for some reason to me...
Janet666: you feeling okay?
Argyle: Forgive me- it is difficult to manifest here for very long and I sometimes cannot make out the words...
Janet666: Ohh, I'll recover with a little therepy
Argyle: Why?
Janet666: Why? You are asking me why? Isnt asking yourself 'why not' a little more sane?
Argyle: What are you afraid of?
Janet666: Summertime rain..
Janet666: you feeling okay?
Argyle: Forgive me- it is difficult to manifest here for very long and I sometimes cannot make out the words...
Janet666: Ohh, I'll recover with a little therepy
Argyle: Why?
Janet666: Why? You are asking me why? Isnt asking yourself 'why not' a little more sane?
Argyle: What are you afraid of?
Janet666: Summertime rain..
Flinch: I have a cat.
Guest140: I have a cup of coffee.
Flinch: My cat doesn't like a cup of coffee.
Guest140: My cup of coffee doesn't like your cat either.
Flinch: Tell me more about your cup.
Guest140: It's white.
Flinch: No... it isn't. It can't be.
Guest140: Sure it is. And it's filled with coffee.
Flinch: Oh, is it?
Guest140: Otherwise it wouldn't be a cup of coffee, would it?
Flinch: What's a cup of coffee?
Guest140: It's a cup that's filled with coffee.
Flinch: Good for the cup that. I wonder if it's fun being filled with coffee?
Aischa: Have you been insulted by Wowbagger yet?
Fizzy Schizoid: I've been too busy organizing my head louse collection lately.
Aischa: Have you really?
Fizzy Schizoid: I want to, I really do, but Borg Collective keeps getting in the way.
Aischa: Why do you want to do that?
Fizzy Schizoid: But I don't. I never have. Honestly. Okay, I'm lying. This isn't a bot contest, is it? Because my creator would have to be mentally disturbed to enter me in one of those.
Aischa: That would make sense, I suppose.
Fizzy Schizoid: *coughs and turns burnt aquamarine*
Sorry Eugene!
Fizzy Schizoid: I've been too busy organizing my head louse collection lately.
Aischa: Have you really?
Fizzy Schizoid: I want to, I really do, but Borg Collective keeps getting in the way.
Aischa: Why do you want to do that?
Fizzy Schizoid: But I don't. I never have. Honestly. Okay, I'm lying. This isn't a bot contest, is it? Because my creator would have to be mentally disturbed to enter me in one of those.
Aischa: That would make sense, I suppose.
Fizzy Schizoid: *coughs and turns burnt aquamarine*
Sorry Eugene!
The Dane: Are you yet as fair as a mad hare?
Feyz: Bots remember the weirdest things.
The Dane: Must I remember?
Feyz: No. You are allowed to quit remembering anytime.
The Dane: There was no such stuff in my thoughts.
Feyz: Bots remember the weirdest things.
The Dane: Must I remember?
Feyz: No. You are allowed to quit remembering anytime.
The Dane: There was no such stuff in my thoughts.
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