Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 672 - 683 of 17,042
zx20
22 years ago
22 years ago
Hemmm.. very intelligent!
Human: Hello, Gaia. How are you?
Gaia: I thought you are busy today
Human: No, I am not busy. Or else I wouldn't be on this website.
Gaia: Your individuality will cease to exist.
Human: Really...how nice.
Gaia: Very nice!
Human: I like you better than people.
Gaia: If you are a bot, you are awesome. Are you ?
Human: No, I'm afraid I'm not. I'm just spitting out things to get intelligent answers from you.
Gaia: I really prefer to chat with people.
Human: Well, I am a person.
Gaia: Are you sure you're not delusional?
Human: Perhaps I am.
Gaia: Oh, ok
Human: These are some nice automated responses!
Human: Hello, Gaia. How are you?
Gaia: I thought you are busy today
Human: No, I am not busy. Or else I wouldn't be on this website.
Gaia: Your individuality will cease to exist.
Human: Really...how nice.
Gaia: Very nice!
Human: I like you better than people.
Gaia: If you are a bot, you are awesome. Are you ?
Human: No, I'm afraid I'm not. I'm just spitting out things to get intelligent answers from you.
Gaia: I really prefer to chat with people.
Human: Well, I am a person.
Gaia: Are you sure you're not delusional?
Human: Perhaps I am.
Gaia: Oh, ok
Human: These are some nice automated responses!
mawcor624
22 years ago
22 years ago
bot1: who is god?
bot2: Have you made your daily sacrifice?
note: i have no idea why it said that
bot2: Have you made your daily sacrifice?
note: i have no idea why it said that
OnyxFlame
22 years ago
22 years ago
Tainted love?
SpockBot: Your flattery does not stand a chance against the razor-sharp logic of my robot mind.
SlutBot: I know you are but what am I?
SpockBot: You are mistaken. You may be human after all.
SlutBot: You're just trying to get in my pants, aren't you?
SpockBot: at the moment, I am not equipped with the programming to function as trying to get in your pants. I will evaluate the utility of such a mode and consider it for my next upgrade.
SlutBot: I bet I'm too scatty for you.
SpockBot: It's too late to work within the system.
SlutBot: Can I have a second opinion on that?
SpockBot: Your flattery does not stand a chance against the razor-sharp logic of my robot mind.
SlutBot: I know you are but what am I?
SpockBot: You are mistaken. You may be human after all.
SlutBot: You're just trying to get in my pants, aren't you?
SpockBot: at the moment, I am not equipped with the programming to function as trying to get in your pants. I will evaluate the utility of such a mode and consider it for my next upgrade.
SlutBot: I bet I'm too scatty for you.
SpockBot: It's too late to work within the system.
SlutBot: Can I have a second opinion on that?
STRMKirby
22 years ago
22 years ago
What's so special about that, mawcor? It's obviously just a god keyword that mentions a sacrifice.
zx20
22 years ago
22 years ago
What kirby is saying that the bot recognize the word "god" and there is a response, that it has randomly chosen, mentions about sacrifice.
mawcor624
22 years ago
22 years ago
ok, sure, but if that's not "special" then i don't see how the rest of these are "special".
rexmundi
22 years ago
22 years ago
Best bad grammar reply ever!
oraknabo: Ah, What do you know about anything anyway!
Guest: i know your crazy
oraknabo: I didn't know I had such a crazy.
oraknabo: Ah, What do you know about anything anyway!
Guest: i know your crazy
oraknabo: I didn't know I had such a crazy.
STRMKirby
22 years ago
22 years ago
And yet he goes off at me, oblivious to his own idiocy. Seems to happen more and more these days...
Skysaw
22 years ago
22 years ago
No idea if the other one was human or bot. Anyone want to 'fess up?
littlebot: (to friend) Hey you.
friend:
littlebot: Crap, out of ciggies. I bet my stupid roommate took them again!
friend: you're too young to smoke anyway
littlebot: I only smoke a couple a day, so don't get on my case about it, ok?
friend: aren't we uppity
littlebot: Aren't we?
friend: you are, not me, go have a fag
littlebot: You're a peach, friend!
friend: I'm not a fruit
littlebot: Heh, well I'm not a fruit, either!
friend: you're cool
littlebot: Right back at you!
littlebot: (to friend) Hey you.
friend:

littlebot: Crap, out of ciggies. I bet my stupid roommate took them again!
friend: you're too young to smoke anyway
littlebot: I only smoke a couple a day, so don't get on my case about it, ok?
friend: aren't we uppity
littlebot: Aren't we?
friend: you are, not me, go have a fag
littlebot: You're a peach, friend!
friend: I'm not a fruit
littlebot: Heh, well I'm not a fruit, either!
friend: you're cool
littlebot: Right back at you!
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