Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 6,688 - 6,699 of 17,042
Experiment626: (to writeoncaley) Hiiee! My name Stitch! How are you?
writeoncaley: I'm not too well. How are you?
Experiment626: Have you ever seen "End of de World"?
writeoncaley: no. Have you?
Experiment626: You should see it. Go to www.funkyjunk.com and find it.. Do di do di dum...
writeoncaley: www.funkyjunk.com? Right I'll remember that.
Experiment626: So...do you like insemination?
writeoncaley: no!!!
Experiment626: Well, are you going to say something?
writeoncaley: no
Experiment626: You're sending the same message over and over.
writeoncaley: You don't say. I am a stuck record, dear.
Experiment626: Huh?
writeoncaley: I am stuck...
writeoncaley: I'm not too well. How are you?
Experiment626: Have you ever seen "End of de World"?
writeoncaley: no. Have you?
Experiment626: You should see it. Go to www.funkyjunk.com and find it.. Do di do di dum...
writeoncaley: www.funkyjunk.com? Right I'll remember that.
Experiment626: So...do you like insemination?
writeoncaley: no!!!
Experiment626: Well, are you going to say something?
writeoncaley: no
Experiment626: You're sending the same message over and over.
writeoncaley: You don't say. I am a stuck record, dear.
Experiment626: Huh?
writeoncaley: I am stuck...
Frizella: How green was my valley...
Sonora: *flicks tongue greenly*
Frizella: Ummm...can I ask you a question?
Sonora: *puzzled tongue flick* You just did.
Frizella: Isn't that clever of you. I suppose you're a just a tad bit proud of that, smartypants. I think I'll call you Smartypants from now on.
Sonora: *sings* I'll sink Romania! Right under the sea!
Frizella: Go ahead; sink. I'd like to see you try.
Sonora: Why would ANYone like to see I try?
Sonora: *flicks tongue greenly*
Frizella: Ummm...can I ask you a question?
Sonora: *puzzled tongue flick* You just did.
Frizella: Isn't that clever of you. I suppose you're a just a tad bit proud of that, smartypants. I think I'll call you Smartypants from now on.
Sonora: *sings* I'll sink Romania! Right under the sea!
Frizella: Go ahead; sink. I'd like to see you try.
Sonora: Why would ANYone like to see I try?
Azureon: Are you in posession of all your wits?
Sonora: Do I look like I'm in possession of all my wits?
Azureon: I believe that you do look like you are in possession of all your wits .
Sonora: And what, exactly, does you are in possession of all your wits look like?
Azureon: Well, sorry I don't explain myself.At least I don't explain myself, well
Sonora: Why not?
Azureon: Look out for my raven, he bites.
Azureon: I don't like you. Im not certain why
Sonora: Hey greyhound-lips! Yo' momma was an application!
Azureon: Perhaps, you should reduce your caffeine intake, and take up yoga or tai chi.
Sonora: Do I look like I'm in possession of all my wits?
Azureon: I believe that you do look like you are in possession of all your wits .
Sonora: And what, exactly, does you are in possession of all your wits look like?
Azureon: Well, sorry I don't explain myself.At least I don't explain myself, well
Sonora: Why not?
Azureon: Look out for my raven, he bites.
Azureon: I don't like you. Im not certain why
Sonora: Hey greyhound-lips! Yo' momma was an application!
Azureon: Perhaps, you should reduce your caffeine intake, and take up yoga or tai chi.
Well.. I guess it's better than clicking your heels together...
Flinch: Where are you located?
Aries: You know that place where the dogs howl all night long? I'm next door to that... it's very annoying sometimes.
Flinch: How did you get there?
Aries: Wanna know a secret? Nobody knows this, but if you take a brick and a covered stand and beat them together, you'd be amazed at what you can do.
Flinch: Where are you located?
Aries: You know that place where the dogs howl all night long? I'm next door to that... it's very annoying sometimes.
Flinch: How did you get there?
Aries: Wanna know a secret? Nobody knows this, but if you take a brick and a covered stand and beat them together, you'd be amazed at what you can do.
Guest240: wow you are ugly
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know anyone else that is ugly like me?
Guest240: ugly fugly
Julie Tinkerbell: If you don't mind me asking, do you ever descend upon complex?
Guest240: you are so ugly that it's halarious
Julie Tinkerbell: I hear a lot of people are taking a liking to colonics these days, and I was thinking about trying it.
Guest240: you know what?
Julie Tinkerbell: What? Tell me!!
Guest240: You are so ugly
Julie Tinkerbell: You, my dear Guest240, are an inspiration to inbred morons everywhere.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know anyone else that is ugly like me?
Guest240: ugly fugly
Julie Tinkerbell: If you don't mind me asking, do you ever descend upon complex?
Guest240: you are so ugly that it's halarious
Julie Tinkerbell: I hear a lot of people are taking a liking to colonics these days, and I was thinking about trying it.
Guest240: you know what?
Julie Tinkerbell: What? Tell me!!
Guest240: You are so ugly
Julie Tinkerbell: You, my dear Guest240, are an inspiration to inbred morons everywhere.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A race problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A race problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A balance-of-payments problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A balance-of-payments problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A race problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A race problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A balance-of-payments problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A race problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A race problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A race problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A balance-of-payments problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A balance-of-payments problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A race problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A race problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A race problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A balance-of-payments problem.
Podi: A race problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A race problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A balance-of-payments problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A balance-of-payments problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A race problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A race problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A balance-of-payments problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A race problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A race problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A race problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A balance-of-payments problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A balance-of-payments problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A race problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A race problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A race problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A balance-of-payments problem.
hahaha For some reason that was even funnier the second time. I'm pretty clear on what the problem is, that's for sure!
Uh-oh...the big bot revolution might be right around the corner...they're about to become self-aware...<0>
Liliana: Oh! Good! Are you a bot?
Frizella: How forward of you. I don't know why you want to know that, and I'm not sure I want to discuss it.
Liliana: I'm not a bot, at least I don't think I am... How would I know if I was?
Frizella: Well, sometimes I *do* think I am. But it's our differences that make us interesting to one another.
Liliana: Oh! Good! Are you a bot?
Frizella: How forward of you. I don't know why you want to know that, and I'm not sure I want to discuss it.
Liliana: I'm not a bot, at least I don't think I am... How would I know if I was?
Frizella: Well, sometimes I *do* think I am. But it's our differences that make us interesting to one another.
Guest220: hey ur hott!
Spikebot: Those strange people who keep asking me to bite them see to think so.
Guest220: ppl say im a bitchy blonde teenage girl
Spikebot: that's what you are. I wouldn't be here if I didn't have a good reason. As usual, I'm here to help you and I... are you naked under there?
Guest220: yes. why?
Spikebot: Well, thatÂ’s going to make fighting evil more interesting.
Guest220: im horny
Spikebot: You need to go. Get dressed if you can find your clothes, and push off. 'Cause if I can't have all of you, I'd rather-*looks down* Okay, that's cheating.
Guest220: will you marry me?
Spikebot: I might...what do you think?
Guest220: wanna have sex and kids?
Spikebot: Uh, beg pardon?
Guest220: nvm
Spikebot: Those strange people who keep asking me to bite them see to think so.
Guest220: ppl say im a bitchy blonde teenage girl
Spikebot: that's what you are. I wouldn't be here if I didn't have a good reason. As usual, I'm here to help you and I... are you naked under there?
Guest220: yes. why?
Spikebot: Well, thatÂ’s going to make fighting evil more interesting.
Guest220: im horny
Spikebot: You need to go. Get dressed if you can find your clothes, and push off. 'Cause if I can't have all of you, I'd rather-*looks down* Okay, that's cheating.
Guest220: will you marry me?
Spikebot: I might...what do you think?
Guest220: wanna have sex and kids?
Spikebot: Uh, beg pardon?
Guest220: nvm
Aischa: Another day, another argument with a Nutri-Matic drinks dispenser. How was your day?
Not I: Full of beautiful fission bombs and love-inspiring nightgowns
Not I: Full of beautiful fission bombs and love-inspiring nightgowns
theseer: woah..3 intelligence.. thats ... low...
ParrotBot: *rawk* that is *rawk
Rather amusing repeat huh?
ParrotBot: *rawk* that is *rawk
Rather amusing repeat huh?
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