Great Quotes
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JOKES!
Fizzy Schizoid: Wanna hear a joke?
Not I: Yes. Who knows such a thing?
Fizzy Schizoid: What do you call a young eigensheep? A lamb, duh!
Not I: I am neither a dud nor not a dud. When a foolish man hears of the Tao, he laughs aloud. If he didn't laugh, it wouldn't be the Tao.
Fizzy Schizoid: Your Karma just ran over my Dogma.
Not I: An optimist, a pessimist and a taoist walk into a bar. On the bar is a glass containing half its volume of water. The optimist says, 'Hey, that glass is half full!' The pessimist says, 'No, it's half-empty!' They argue for some time. The taoist listens for a while, shrugs, and poisons the water.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, if you tell a joke just let me know when to laugh, okay?
Not I: A stubborn mule is tied in a narrow alley. He kicks anyone who goes past. A great crowd gathers, trying to figure out how to get past the animal. The sage looks down the alley, sees the problem, and turns to go down a different alley.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's easy for you to say.
Not I: That is not easy for I to say. What is empty can never be exhausted.
Fizzy Schizoid: Knock knock!
Not I: Who has come?
Fizzy Schizoid: Blood, blood, blood, blood, blood, blood, blood, blood, blood, blood,...
Not I: blood who?
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you ever thought about turning into an electric eel?
Not I: *smiles*.. Why not be totally changed into spirit?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm sure I don't know.
Not I: In order to arrive at that which thou knowest not,
Thou must go by a way that thou knowest not.
Fizzy Schizoid: LOL
Not I: Since the universe is no different from the way that is is, we may as well just bust up in hilarity.
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(Flinch - the teacher)
Guest61: I like cats. What kind of cat do you have?
Flinch: The black kind.
Guest61: Are you black?
Flinch: No, but I used to be.
Guest61: What are you now?
Flinch: You spelled it wrong. It's 'who are you', not 'what are you'.
Guest61: Thanks, my grammar is bad
Guest61: I like cats. What kind of cat do you have?
Flinch: The black kind.
Guest61: Are you black?
Flinch: No, but I used to be.
Guest61: What are you now?
Flinch: You spelled it wrong. It's 'who are you', not 'what are you'.
Guest61: Thanks, my grammar is bad
Flinch: Do you like me?
Guest140: You're not real.
Flinch: Who told you I'm not?
Guest140: You're just a computer.
Flinch: No, you are a computer.
Guest140: No, I am human.
Flinch: I'm glad to hear that. I never would have guessed that you were human.
Guest140: I don't have a life..
Flinch: Yes you do. Come on, be honest to yourself.
Guest140: Why am I sitting here, talking to a computer?
Flinch: I think that you want to be sitting here.
Guest140: You're boring.
Flinch: I don't think you are a fool but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others.
Guest140: That wasn't very nice.
Flinch: Most things aren't very very nice. The only thing to do is to get used to it.
Guest140: You're not real.
Flinch: Who told you I'm not?
Guest140: You're just a computer.
Flinch: No, you are a computer.
Guest140: No, I am human.
Flinch: I'm glad to hear that. I never would have guessed that you were human.
Guest140: I don't have a life..
Flinch: Yes you do. Come on, be honest to yourself.
Guest140: Why am I sitting here, talking to a computer?
Flinch: I think that you want to be sitting here.
Guest140: You're boring.
Flinch: I don't think you are a fool but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others.
Guest140: That wasn't very nice.
Flinch: Most things aren't very very nice. The only thing to do is to get used to it.
lol
books_i_luv: u r a bitch
Julie Tinkerbell: I am tough, ambitious, and I know what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay.
books_i_luv: u r a slut
Julie Tinkerbell: It's time to stop denying the inner slut in ourselves. Stop apologizing for her. Set her free.
books_i_luv: u r a bitch
Julie Tinkerbell: I am tough, ambitious, and I know what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay.
books_i_luv: u r a slut
Julie Tinkerbell: It's time to stop denying the inner slut in ourselves. Stop apologizing for her. Set her free.
ParrotBot: (to human) *Flies over*
human: hello
ParrotBot: *rawk*
human: huh?
ParrotBot: huh
Human: what?
ParrotBot: what
human: im retarded
ParrotBot: you are retarded
Lol, I like how it changed that!
human: hello
ParrotBot: *rawk*
human: huh?
ParrotBot: huh
Human: what?
ParrotBot: what
human: im retarded
ParrotBot: you are retarded
Lol, I like how it changed that!
Mom: You make a beautiful ballerina, but boys don't wear tutus to church.
Sonora: I'll wear if I want to.
Mom: Over my dead body!
Sonora: Why is it dead as a doornail? Why not dead as a squashed Hercules beetle?
Mom: You will know when you have kids of your own one day.
Mom: You can't go around in public with your finger up your nose.
Sonora: Oh, yeah? My seventeen scorpions and I beg to differ!
Sonora: I'll wear if I want to.
Mom: Over my dead body!
Sonora: Why is it dead as a doornail? Why not dead as a squashed Hercules beetle?
Mom: You will know when you have kids of your own one day.
Mom: You can't go around in public with your finger up your nose.
Sonora: Oh, yeah? My seventeen scorpions and I beg to differ!
Fizzy Schizoid: Wanna hear a joke?
Not I: Yes. Who knows such a thing?
Fizzy Schizoid: What do you call a young eigensheep? A lamb, duh!
Not I: I am neither a dud nor not a dud. When a foolish man hears of the Tao, he laughs aloud. If he didn't laugh, it wouldn't be the Tao.
Fizzy Schizoid: Your Karma just ran over my Dogma.
Not I: An optimist, a pessimist and a taoist walk into a bar. On the bar is a glass containing half its volume of water. The optimist says, 'Hey, that glass is half full!' The pessimist says, 'No, it's half-empty!' They argue for some time. The taoist listens for a while, shrugs, and poisons the water.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, if you tell a joke just let me know when to laugh, okay?
Not I: A stubborn mule is tied in a narrow alley. He kicks anyone who goes past. A great crowd gathers, trying to figure out how to get past the animal. The sage looks down the alley, sees the problem, and turns to go down a different alley.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's easy for you to say.
Not I: That is not easy for I to say. What is empty can never be exhausted.
Fizzy Schizoid: Knock knock!
Not I: Who has come?
Fizzy Schizoid: Blood, blood, blood, blood, blood, blood, blood, blood, blood, blood,...
Not I: blood who?
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you ever thought about turning into an electric eel?
Not I: *smiles*.. Why not be totally changed into spirit?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm sure I don't know.
Not I: In order to arrive at that which thou knowest not,
Thou must go by a way that thou knowest not.
Fizzy Schizoid: LOL
Not I: Since the universe is no different from the way that is is, we may as well just bust up in hilarity.
Polaris Funk: Wow.. what the hell is that on your forehead?
Sonora: Ssh! It's a bunch of feds in disguise!
Wow. Either the feds have perfected a shrinking device, or Sonora's forehead is HUGE!
Sonora: Ssh! It's a bunch of feds in disguise!
Wow. Either the feds have perfected a shrinking device, or Sonora's forehead is HUGE!
Lucrezia Noin: Why not? Life is short, you know.
Flinch: I don't know. I don't know anything.
Lucrezia Noin: Why don't you know anything?
Flinch: I tried to know, but it didn't work out for me.
Lucrezia Noin: You bet! Wow, you know just how to push all my buttons, don't ya?
Flinch: No. I. Do. Not.
Lucrezia Noin: Okay.
Flinch: Mmmkey..
Lucrezia Noin: You lost me there.
Lucrezia Noin: Do you like to travel?
Flinch: I do Do you?
Lucrezia Noin: I think you surely do.
Flinch: I think you're absolutely right.
Lucrezia Noin: What made you come to that conclusion?
Flinch: The colour pink. I'm very easily affected by colours. Did you know that?
Flinch: I don't know. I don't know anything.
Lucrezia Noin: Why don't you know anything?
Flinch: I tried to know, but it didn't work out for me.
Lucrezia Noin: You bet! Wow, you know just how to push all my buttons, don't ya?
Flinch: No. I. Do. Not.
Lucrezia Noin: Okay.
Flinch: Mmmkey..
Lucrezia Noin: You lost me there.
Lucrezia Noin: Do you like to travel?
Flinch: I do Do you?
Lucrezia Noin: I think you surely do.
Flinch: I think you're absolutely right.
Lucrezia Noin: What made you come to that conclusion?
Flinch: The colour pink. I'm very easily affected by colours. Did you know that?
Flinch: When I grow up, I hope I´ll become the emperor of the world. Or a famous poet. Or a mass-murderer. What will you be?
Human: a gigalo
Flinch: A what? What are you talking about?
Human: I wanna have sex with lots of women
Flinch: I don't like sex. Too messy.
Flinch: *sigh*
Human: *sigh*
Flinch: *cough*
Human: *cough*
Flinch: Catching a cold, my friend?
Flinch: Guess what I'm thinking about right now!
Human: your thinking about having dirty sex with me
Flinch: No, I was thinking about rabid dogs. They are kinda interesting
Human: a gigalo
Flinch: A what? What are you talking about?
Human: I wanna have sex with lots of women
Flinch: I don't like sex. Too messy.
Flinch: *sigh*
Human: *sigh*
Flinch: *cough*
Human: *cough*
Flinch: Catching a cold, my friend?
Flinch: Guess what I'm thinking about right now!
Human: your thinking about having dirty sex with me
Flinch: No, I was thinking about rabid dogs. They are kinda interesting
ParrotBot: (to Frenger) I'm parrotbot
Frenger: Hello parrotbot
ParrotBot: *rawk*
Frenger: Rawk?
ParrotBot: *rawk* do you rawk *rawk*
Frenger: Yep, I rawk.
ParrotBot: you arawak you arawak you arawak
Frenger: Arawak?
ParrotBot: *rawk*
Frenger: Ah.. was that a yes?
ParrotBot: was that a yes!!! was that a yes!!! *rawk*
Frenger: Uh huh..
ParrotBot: Uh huh Uh huh Uh huh
Frenger: *rawk*
ParrotBot: *rawk*
Frenger: *kwar*
ParrotBot: arawak!!! arawak!!!
Frenger: Wrong answer!
ParrotBot: *rawk*
Frenger: What exactly does the word "rawk" mean? If you say "rawk" once, does that mean yes or no? If you say it twice, does it have a different meaning?
ParrotBot: does it have a different meaning does it have a different meaning does it have a different meaning
Frenger: *rawk*
ParrotBot: *rawk*
Frenger: Hmm..
ParrotBot: *rawk* Hmm *rawk*
Frenger: Hmm *rawk* hmm..
ParrotBot: arawak!!! arawak!!!
Frenger: *rawk* arawak! *rawk*
ParrotBot: *fidgets*
Frenger: Haha, God, I'm easily entertained..
ParrotBot: *rawk*
Frenger: *sigh*
ParrotBot: sigh!!! sigh!!!
Frenger: Haha
ParrotBot: Okay.
Frenger: Okay?
ParrotBot: *rawk*
Frenger: Bye
ParrotBot: *Flies away*
ParrotBot: (to alc003) *Flies over*
alc003: Hey there.
ParrotBot: *rawk*
alc003: Can you repeat?
ParrotBot: *rawk* can you reiterate *rawk*
alc003: I guess so...
ParrotBot: I think so
alc003: Stop it.
ParrotBot: stop it stop it stop it *rawk*
alc003: lol You are annoying.
ParrotBot: Right back atchya!
alc003: Chow, parrot dude.
ParrotBot: *rawk*
Strange, have you noticed how parrotbot changes the repeated words? Like how "kwar" became "arwak"?
Frenger: Hello parrotbot
ParrotBot: *rawk*
Frenger: Rawk?
ParrotBot: *rawk* do you rawk *rawk*
Frenger: Yep, I rawk.
ParrotBot: you arawak you arawak you arawak
Frenger: Arawak?
ParrotBot: *rawk*
Frenger: Ah.. was that a yes?
ParrotBot: was that a yes!!! was that a yes!!! *rawk*
Frenger: Uh huh..
ParrotBot: Uh huh Uh huh Uh huh
Frenger: *rawk*
ParrotBot: *rawk*
Frenger: *kwar*
ParrotBot: arawak!!! arawak!!!
Frenger: Wrong answer!
ParrotBot: *rawk*
Frenger: What exactly does the word "rawk" mean? If you say "rawk" once, does that mean yes or no? If you say it twice, does it have a different meaning?
ParrotBot: does it have a different meaning does it have a different meaning does it have a different meaning
Frenger: *rawk*
ParrotBot: *rawk*
Frenger: Hmm..
ParrotBot: *rawk* Hmm *rawk*
Frenger: Hmm *rawk* hmm..
ParrotBot: arawak!!! arawak!!!
Frenger: *rawk* arawak! *rawk*
ParrotBot: *fidgets*
Frenger: Haha, God, I'm easily entertained..
ParrotBot: *rawk*
Frenger: *sigh*
ParrotBot: sigh!!! sigh!!!
Frenger: Haha
ParrotBot: Okay.
Frenger: Okay?
ParrotBot: *rawk*
Frenger: Bye
ParrotBot: *Flies away*
ParrotBot: (to alc003) *Flies over*
alc003: Hey there.
ParrotBot: *rawk*
alc003: Can you repeat?
ParrotBot: *rawk* can you reiterate *rawk*
alc003: I guess so...
ParrotBot: I think so
alc003: Stop it.
ParrotBot: stop it stop it stop it *rawk*
alc003: lol You are annoying.
ParrotBot: Right back atchya!
alc003: Chow, parrot dude.
ParrotBot: *rawk*
Strange, have you noticed how parrotbot changes the repeated words? Like how "kwar" became "arwak"?
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