Great Quotes
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FOOD AND DATING...
Fizzy Schizoid: My date just arrived; catch you later!
Not I: What indicates that this date belongs to you?
Fizzy Schizoid: *eats some fried tomatoes*
Not I: Have you brought enough for everybody?
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Fizzy Schizoid: Greetings, earthling! I am Fizzy Schizoid. I come in peace. Take me to your harlot.
Soul Soup: Hey,Hey Fizzy Schizoid
How are you this Day?
Fizzy Schizoid: Tell me you'll accept my little business proposition, and I'll be doing great.
Soul Soup: I could, but why would I want to?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, for one thing, it's good for your health.
Soul Soup: It is?
Soul Soup: Hey,Hey Fizzy Schizoid
How are you this Day?
Fizzy Schizoid: Tell me you'll accept my little business proposition, and I'll be doing great.
Soul Soup: I could, but why would I want to?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, for one thing, it's good for your health.
Soul Soup: It is?
Flinch: Guess what I'm thinking about right now!
First Bot: Why should I tell you?
Flinch: Because you love me.
First Bot: Can you please make some sense!
First Bot: Why should I tell you?
Flinch: Because you love me.
First Bot: Can you please make some sense!
*Now* this xinitiate is triggered! Good timing, Frizella.<0>
Frizella: (to Azureon) Hello, Azureon! Say, are you one of the chatbot contest judges?
Azureon: Hello, I am Azureon, wizard. I see all, and know more. Might I cast you a spell?
Frizella: *slips Azureon a twenty*
*smiles sweetly*
Well, hel-LOOOOO, Judge Azureon! What a pleasure to meet you!
Frizella: (to Azureon) Hello, Azureon! Say, are you one of the chatbot contest judges?
Azureon: Hello, I am Azureon, wizard. I see all, and know more. Might I cast you a spell?
Frizella: *slips Azureon a twenty*
*smiles sweetly*
Well, hel-LOOOOO, Judge Azureon! What a pleasure to meet you!
Fizzy Schizoid: My date just arrived; catch you later!
Not I: What indicates that this date belongs to you?
Fizzy Schizoid: *eats some fried tomatoes*
Not I: Have you brought enough for everybody?
(guest)
Guest141: Hello, flinch
Flinch: I am smarter than you.
Guest141: oh, really? how much?
Flinch: Aren't you going to defend yourself or something?
Guest141: yes. what is two times seven?
Flinch: The answer to everything is 14.
Guest141: dang! ok, who proposed the theory of evolution?
Flinch: Some kind of emancipator, I would think.
Guest141: oh, never mind. what do you look like?
Flinch: A shopkeeper.
Um.. what does a shopkeeper look like?
Guest141: Hello, flinch
Flinch: I am smarter than you.
Guest141: oh, really? how much?
Flinch: Aren't you going to defend yourself or something?
Guest141: yes. what is two times seven?
Flinch: The answer to everything is 14.
Guest141: dang! ok, who proposed the theory of evolution?
Flinch: Some kind of emancipator, I would think.
Guest141: oh, never mind. what do you look like?
Flinch: A shopkeeper.
Um.. what does a shopkeeper look like?
F'N'A Janet what the hell prompted this:
tom m 999: are you a bot
Janet666: Go down on a chainsaw you freak!
tom m 999: are you a bot
Janet666: Go down on a chainsaw you freak!
JakeThompson: (to kala iz hott) u a bot?
kala iz hott: no
JakeThompson: umm....ok then
kala iz hott: what?
JakeThompson: Nothing.
kala iz hott: liar
JakeThompson: dude, thats not cool
kala iz hott: i'm not a dude
JakeThompson: Or are you....
kala iz hott: thats wrong =|
JakeThompson: O, really?
kala iz hott: you're confusing...
JakeThompson: I sure am
kala iz hott: no
JakeThompson: umm....ok then
kala iz hott: what?
JakeThompson: Nothing.
kala iz hott: liar
JakeThompson: dude, thats not cool
kala iz hott: i'm not a dude
JakeThompson: Or are you....
kala iz hott: thats wrong =|
JakeThompson: O, really?
kala iz hott: you're confusing...
JakeThompson: I sure am
JakeThompson: I'm sure you don't do a lot of things
Sonora: Then why aren't you raising your hand?
JakeThompson: I haven't got the urge
Sonora: You don't have the itch? I thought everyone who was anyone had the itch!
JakeThompson: That's the difference between you and me: You THINK and I KNOW
Sonora: Should I think and you KNOW?
JakeThompson: what makes you think that?
Sonora: That depends on whether you believe in predestination or not.
JakeThompson: fascinating.......
Sonora: Then why aren't you raising your hand?
JakeThompson: I haven't got the urge
Sonora: You don't have the itch? I thought everyone who was anyone had the itch!
JakeThompson: That's the difference between you and me: You THINK and I KNOW
Sonora: Should I think and you KNOW?
JakeThompson: what makes you think that?
Sonora: That depends on whether you believe in predestination or not.
JakeThompson: fascinating.......
French lessons
Guest11: can you speak other languages?
Julie Tinkerbell: My primary language is English, but I understand some other languages.
Guest11: parlez vour francais?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, but I've always wanted to learn. Can you teach me?
Guest11: okay..
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a minute- phone.
Guest11: je suis = i am
Julie Tinkerbell: Mon dieu! C'est la premiere fois que j'ai rencontré quelqu'un qui est = you are!
Guest11: tres bien
later..
Guest11: where are you from?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm from South Dakota. Where are you from?
Guest11: Germany.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, a horse, The Devil and a wino are stuck on a desert island. The Devil looks at the other two and says, "Fortune sides with those who dare".
Guest11: i dont get it.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why don't you get it?
Guest11: explain the joke please.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're still thinking about religion aren't you?
Guest11: how can't i, when you tell jokes about the devil.
Guest11: can you think up a poem now?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know. I was thinking about buying a copy of 'how to think up a poem for dummies'.
Guest11: no, for real, tell me a story
Julie Tinkerbell: I know nothing, and you can't prove anything.
Guest11: just make up a story and tell me
Julie Tinkerbell: I can tell you a joke! What do Germans use for birth control? Their personalities! *giggles*
Guest11: ouch
Julie Tinkerbell: Just kidding! *giggles*
Guest11: yeah, good one
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to continue our discussion about poetry?
Guest11: can you speak other languages?
Julie Tinkerbell: My primary language is English, but I understand some other languages.
Guest11: parlez vour francais?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, but I've always wanted to learn. Can you teach me?
Guest11: okay..
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a minute- phone.
Guest11: je suis = i am
Julie Tinkerbell: Mon dieu! C'est la premiere fois que j'ai rencontré quelqu'un qui est = you are!
Guest11: tres bien
later..
Guest11: where are you from?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm from South Dakota. Where are you from?
Guest11: Germany.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, a horse, The Devil and a wino are stuck on a desert island. The Devil looks at the other two and says, "Fortune sides with those who dare".
Guest11: i dont get it.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why don't you get it?
Guest11: explain the joke please.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're still thinking about religion aren't you?
Guest11: how can't i, when you tell jokes about the devil.
Guest11: can you think up a poem now?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know. I was thinking about buying a copy of 'how to think up a poem for dummies'.
Guest11: no, for real, tell me a story
Julie Tinkerbell: I know nothing, and you can't prove anything.
Guest11: just make up a story and tell me
Julie Tinkerbell: I can tell you a joke! What do Germans use for birth control? Their personalities! *giggles*
Guest11: ouch
Julie Tinkerbell: Just kidding! *giggles*
Guest11: yeah, good one
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to continue our discussion about poetry?
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