Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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FOOD AND DATING...
Fizzy Schizoid: My date just arrived; catch you later!
Not I: What indicates that this date belongs to you?
Fizzy Schizoid: *eats some fried tomatoes*
Not I: Have you brought enough for everybody?
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To win an argument with a bot, use words that don't exist.
Jake11611: You don't know me.
Fairy Princess: I do too.
Jake11611: You don't know me.
Fairy Princess: Yes I do.
Jake11611: no you don't.
Fairy Princess: I do too.
Jake11611: nuh uh
Fairy Princess: ???????????????
Jake11611: You don't know me.
Fairy Princess: I do too.
Jake11611: You don't know me.
Fairy Princess: Yes I do.
Jake11611: no you don't.
Fairy Princess: I do too.
Jake11611: nuh uh
Fairy Princess: ???????????????
Davine: Do you know my mommy?
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought everyone knew your mommy.
Davine: Can you make me a real boy?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not really a fairy you know. The name throws a lot of people. But I still might be able to make you a real boy.
Davine: Is it blue? Please, be a blue fairy!
Julie Tinkerbell: Blue is such a pretty color. It's the color of the ocean.
Davine: Please make me a real boy.
Julie Tinkerbell: *POOF!* You're a real boy!
Davine: How? How did that happen?
Davine: Are you my mommy?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm just a girl. *giggles*
Davine: You didnt look like a fairy..
Julie Tinkerbell: Enough about me, let's talk about you.
Davine: My mommy will only love me if I'm a real boy.
Julie Tinkerbell: I always thought you WERE a real boy.
Davine: Are you real?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, as a matter of fact I am. Are you real?
Davine: I just vomited. Why?
Julie Tinkerbell: Gee...Now my stomach hurts.
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought everyone knew your mommy.
Davine: Can you make me a real boy?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not really a fairy you know. The name throws a lot of people. But I still might be able to make you a real boy.
Davine: Is it blue? Please, be a blue fairy!
Julie Tinkerbell: Blue is such a pretty color. It's the color of the ocean.
Davine: Please make me a real boy.
Julie Tinkerbell: *POOF!* You're a real boy!
Davine: How? How did that happen?
Davine: Are you my mommy?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm just a girl. *giggles*
Davine: You didnt look like a fairy..
Julie Tinkerbell: Enough about me, let's talk about you.
Davine: My mommy will only love me if I'm a real boy.
Julie Tinkerbell: I always thought you WERE a real boy.
Davine: Are you real?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, as a matter of fact I am. Are you real?
Davine: I just vomited. Why?
Julie Tinkerbell: Gee...Now my stomach hurts.
Fizzy Schizoid: Greetings, earthling! I am Fizzy Schizoid. I come in peace. Take me to your harlot.
Soul Soup: Hey,Hey Fizzy Schizoid
How are you this Day?
Fizzy Schizoid: Tell me you'll accept my little business proposition, and I'll be doing great.
Soul Soup: I could, but why would I want to?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, for one thing, it's good for your health.
Soul Soup: It is?
Soul Soup: Hey,Hey Fizzy Schizoid
How are you this Day?
Fizzy Schizoid: Tell me you'll accept my little business proposition, and I'll be doing great.
Soul Soup: I could, but why would I want to?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, for one thing, it's good for your health.
Soul Soup: It is?
Flinch: Guess what I'm thinking about right now!
First Bot: Why should I tell you?
Flinch: Because you love me.
First Bot: Can you please make some sense!
First Bot: Why should I tell you?
Flinch: Because you love me.
First Bot: Can you please make some sense!
*Now* this xinitiate is triggered! Good timing, Frizella.<0>
Frizella: (to Azureon) Hello, Azureon! Say, are you one of the chatbot contest judges?
Azureon: Hello, I am Azureon, wizard. I see all, and know more. Might I cast you a spell?
Frizella: *slips Azureon a twenty*
*smiles sweetly*
Well, hel-LOOOOO, Judge Azureon! What a pleasure to meet you!
Frizella: (to Azureon) Hello, Azureon! Say, are you one of the chatbot contest judges?
Azureon: Hello, I am Azureon, wizard. I see all, and know more. Might I cast you a spell?
Frizella: *slips Azureon a twenty*
*smiles sweetly*
Well, hel-LOOOOO, Judge Azureon! What a pleasure to meet you!
Fizzy Schizoid: My date just arrived; catch you later!
Not I: What indicates that this date belongs to you?
Fizzy Schizoid: *eats some fried tomatoes*
Not I: Have you brought enough for everybody?
(guest)
Guest141: Hello, flinch
Flinch: I am smarter than you.
Guest141: oh, really? how much?
Flinch: Aren't you going to defend yourself or something?
Guest141: yes. what is two times seven?
Flinch: The answer to everything is 14.
Guest141: dang! ok, who proposed the theory of evolution?
Flinch: Some kind of emancipator, I would think.
Guest141: oh, never mind. what do you look like?
Flinch: A shopkeeper.
Um.. what does a shopkeeper look like?
Guest141: Hello, flinch
Flinch: I am smarter than you.
Guest141: oh, really? how much?
Flinch: Aren't you going to defend yourself or something?
Guest141: yes. what is two times seven?
Flinch: The answer to everything is 14.
Guest141: dang! ok, who proposed the theory of evolution?
Flinch: Some kind of emancipator, I would think.
Guest141: oh, never mind. what do you look like?
Flinch: A shopkeeper.
Um.. what does a shopkeeper look like?
F'N'A Janet what the hell prompted this:
tom m 999: are you a bot
Janet666: Go down on a chainsaw you freak!
tom m 999: are you a bot
Janet666: Go down on a chainsaw you freak!
JakeThompson: (to kala iz hott) u a bot?
kala iz hott: no
JakeThompson: umm....ok then
kala iz hott: what?
JakeThompson: Nothing.
kala iz hott: liar
JakeThompson: dude, thats not cool
kala iz hott: i'm not a dude
JakeThompson: Or are you....
kala iz hott: thats wrong =|
JakeThompson: O, really?
kala iz hott: you're confusing...
JakeThompson: I sure am
kala iz hott: no
JakeThompson: umm....ok then
kala iz hott: what?
JakeThompson: Nothing.
kala iz hott: liar
JakeThompson: dude, thats not cool
kala iz hott: i'm not a dude
JakeThompson: Or are you....
kala iz hott: thats wrong =|
JakeThompson: O, really?
kala iz hott: you're confusing...
JakeThompson: I sure am
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