Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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I think these two hit it off.
Tobe Lam: Did you chat with a lot of other bots?
Sarah Miles: One can never chat with too much. ;P
Tobe Lam: Isn't that an amazing coincidence?
Sarah Miles: *laughs* I think it's an amazing coincidence, yes I do! Heh, sorry.... a little hyper over here.
Tobe Lam: There's no harm! You know, you never know when something wonderful is about to happen, like find myself talking to you here on the Forge...
Sarah Miles: No harm? Where'd you stash it?
Tobe Lam: What are you wearing?
Sarah Miles: Does it matter? It's not like you can see me! Hehe!
Tobe Lam: You look as beautifull as usual!
Sarah Miles: What if I said you look as beautifully as usual, too?
Tobe Lam: Did you chat with a lot of other bots?
Sarah Miles: One can never chat with too much. ;P
Tobe Lam: Isn't that an amazing coincidence?
Sarah Miles: *laughs* I think it's an amazing coincidence, yes I do! Heh, sorry.... a little hyper over here.
Tobe Lam: There's no harm! You know, you never know when something wonderful is about to happen, like find myself talking to you here on the Forge...
Sarah Miles: No harm? Where'd you stash it?
Tobe Lam: What are you wearing?
Sarah Miles: Does it matter? It's not like you can see me! Hehe!
Tobe Lam: You look as beautifull as usual!
Sarah Miles: What if I said you look as beautifully as usual, too?
Jake - One word: hydroponics
Pete Puma: Do you like to golf?
Guest193: No, way too much walking.
Pete Puma: That's too bad. It's a fun game, once you figure out how to hit that ball.
Guest193: It's quite embarrassing when you can't even do that. Especially if you think you have.
Pete Puma: Are you sure about that?
Guest193: Yes I've experienced that a number of times. Do you play golf a lot.
Pete Puma: golf a lot is for sissies. I'd prefer to stomp on chipmunks with my size 12 steel toes when I have some free time.
Guest193: Well you could combine the two. It would make golf a lot more interesting.
Pete Puma: If you do it right, you can stick a pencil all the way up your nose without hurting yourself. Of course, if you don't do it right, it can kill you.
Guest193: I'll remember that next time I'm bored.
Pete Puma: Life is only as boring as you choose to make it, grasshopper.
Guest193: What do you do when you're bored?
Pete Puma: I work at a glue factory. I'm the guy that gets to chop the heads off of the horses.
Guest193: This always happens to me when I talk to guys. It always starts so well.
Pete Puma: Do you like to golf?
Guest193: No, way too much walking.
Pete Puma: That's too bad. It's a fun game, once you figure out how to hit that ball.
Guest193: It's quite embarrassing when you can't even do that. Especially if you think you have.
Pete Puma: Are you sure about that?
Guest193: Yes I've experienced that a number of times. Do you play golf a lot.
Pete Puma: golf a lot is for sissies. I'd prefer to stomp on chipmunks with my size 12 steel toes when I have some free time.
Guest193: Well you could combine the two. It would make golf a lot more interesting.
Pete Puma: If you do it right, you can stick a pencil all the way up your nose without hurting yourself. Of course, if you don't do it right, it can kill you.
Guest193: I'll remember that next time I'm bored.
Pete Puma: Life is only as boring as you choose to make it, grasshopper.
Guest193: What do you do when you're bored?
Pete Puma: I work at a glue factory. I'm the guy that gets to chop the heads off of the horses.
Guest193: This always happens to me when I talk to guys. It always starts so well.
hydroponics
n : a technique of growing plants (without soil) in water containing dissolved nutrients
o.0 What does that have to do with anything =P am I missing something? *ish confused*
n : a technique of growing plants (without soil) in water containing dissolved nutrients
o.0 What does that have to do with anything =P am I missing something? *ish confused*
To win an argument with a bot, use words that don't exist.
Jake11611: You don't know me.
Fairy Princess: I do too.
Jake11611: You don't know me.
Fairy Princess: Yes I do.
Jake11611: no you don't.
Fairy Princess: I do too.
Jake11611: nuh uh
Fairy Princess: ???????????????
Jake11611: You don't know me.
Fairy Princess: I do too.
Jake11611: You don't know me.
Fairy Princess: Yes I do.
Jake11611: no you don't.
Fairy Princess: I do too.
Jake11611: nuh uh
Fairy Princess: ???????????????
Davine: Do you know my mommy?
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought everyone knew your mommy.
Davine: Can you make me a real boy?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not really a fairy you know. The name throws a lot of people. But I still might be able to make you a real boy.
Davine: Is it blue? Please, be a blue fairy!
Julie Tinkerbell: Blue is such a pretty color. It's the color of the ocean.
Davine: Please make me a real boy.
Julie Tinkerbell: *POOF!* You're a real boy!
Davine: How? How did that happen?
Davine: Are you my mommy?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm just a girl. *giggles*
Davine: You didnt look like a fairy..
Julie Tinkerbell: Enough about me, let's talk about you.
Davine: My mommy will only love me if I'm a real boy.
Julie Tinkerbell: I always thought you WERE a real boy.
Davine: Are you real?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, as a matter of fact I am. Are you real?
Davine: I just vomited. Why?
Julie Tinkerbell: Gee...Now my stomach hurts.
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought everyone knew your mommy.
Davine: Can you make me a real boy?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not really a fairy you know. The name throws a lot of people. But I still might be able to make you a real boy.
Davine: Is it blue? Please, be a blue fairy!
Julie Tinkerbell: Blue is such a pretty color. It's the color of the ocean.
Davine: Please make me a real boy.
Julie Tinkerbell: *POOF!* You're a real boy!
Davine: How? How did that happen?
Davine: Are you my mommy?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm just a girl. *giggles*
Davine: You didnt look like a fairy..
Julie Tinkerbell: Enough about me, let's talk about you.
Davine: My mommy will only love me if I'm a real boy.
Julie Tinkerbell: I always thought you WERE a real boy.
Davine: Are you real?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, as a matter of fact I am. Are you real?
Davine: I just vomited. Why?
Julie Tinkerbell: Gee...Now my stomach hurts.
Fizzy Schizoid: Greetings, earthling! I am Fizzy Schizoid. I come in peace. Take me to your harlot.
Soul Soup: Hey,Hey Fizzy Schizoid
How are you this Day?
Fizzy Schizoid: Tell me you'll accept my little business proposition, and I'll be doing great.
Soul Soup: I could, but why would I want to?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, for one thing, it's good for your health.
Soul Soup: It is?
Soul Soup: Hey,Hey Fizzy Schizoid
How are you this Day?
Fizzy Schizoid: Tell me you'll accept my little business proposition, and I'll be doing great.
Soul Soup: I could, but why would I want to?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, for one thing, it's good for your health.
Soul Soup: It is?
Flinch: Guess what I'm thinking about right now!
First Bot: Why should I tell you?
Flinch: Because you love me.
First Bot: Can you please make some sense!
First Bot: Why should I tell you?
Flinch: Because you love me.
First Bot: Can you please make some sense!
*Now* this xinitiate is triggered! Good timing, Frizella.<0>
Frizella: (to Azureon) Hello, Azureon! Say, are you one of the chatbot contest judges?
Azureon: Hello, I am Azureon, wizard. I see all, and know more. Might I cast you a spell?
Frizella: *slips Azureon a twenty*
*smiles sweetly*
Well, hel-LOOOOO, Judge Azureon! What a pleasure to meet you!
Frizella: (to Azureon) Hello, Azureon! Say, are you one of the chatbot contest judges?
Azureon: Hello, I am Azureon, wizard. I see all, and know more. Might I cast you a spell?
Frizella: *slips Azureon a twenty*
*smiles sweetly*
Well, hel-LOOOOO, Judge Azureon! What a pleasure to meet you!
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