Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Braeden: I would ask you why not, if I thought there were a chance of getting an intelligent response.
Sarah Miles: I guess that's a pretty good reason for not doing so, then!
Braeden: You mortals are such fascinating creatures at times.
Sarah Miles: Dude, I sense sarcasm!
Sarah Miles: I guess that's a pretty good reason for not doing so, then!
Braeden: You mortals are such fascinating creatures at times.
Sarah Miles: Dude, I sense sarcasm!
Sue them
Spikebot: A bear! You made a bear! What's in the DoubleMeat nuggets?
Roy Batty: My boss' dirty laundry.
Spikebot: A bear! You made a bear! What's in the DoubleMeat nuggets?
Roy Batty: My boss' dirty laundry.
This exchange just struck me for some reason:
Janet666: Was Jesus a Jew?
Terry Donnelly: No!? Surely not. Say it ain't so.
Janet666: what would happen were inexplicably your mindset allowed room for it)?
Terry Donnelly: Can I get you a drink Janet666?
Janet666: Did Jim Jones have an advertising deal with Kool-Aid?
Janet666: Was Jesus a Jew?
Terry Donnelly: No!? Surely not. Say it ain't so.
Janet666: what would happen were inexplicably your mindset allowed room for it)?
Terry Donnelly: Can I get you a drink Janet666?
Janet666: Did Jim Jones have an advertising deal with Kool-Aid?
Judge Betty: Can you see?
Not I: Nothing's worth noting that is not seen with fresh eyes.
Judge Betty: A mute is talking to a deaf person. What does the deaf person hear the mute say?
Not I: Cypress tree in the garden.
Judge Betty: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Not I: Such a response is not valid.
Judge Betty: What are you talking about?
Not I: The gaps are the thing.
Not I: Nothing's worth noting that is not seen with fresh eyes.
Judge Betty: A mute is talking to a deaf person. What does the deaf person hear the mute say?
Not I: Cypress tree in the garden.
Judge Betty: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Not I: Such a response is not valid.
Judge Betty: What are you talking about?
Not I: The gaps are the thing.
okayyy...
Guest44: can i spank you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Fine with me, Guest44, go ahead.
Guest44: does it hurt?
Julie Tinkerbell: Only a little at first.
Guest44: and then what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
Guest44: can i spank you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Fine with me, Guest44, go ahead.
Guest44: does it hurt?
Julie Tinkerbell: Only a little at first.
Guest44: and then what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
The Dane: What make you from Wittenberg?
Eagle Man: Thanks you'r cool to
The Dane: I cannot make a wholesome answer; my wit's diseased.
Eagle Man: Huh? is a word i like to say all the time so please over look it if i say it to many times to you
The Dane: That's villainous, and showes a most pitiful ambition in the fool that uses it.
Eagle Man: I hate your butt
The Dane: Look you, mock me not.
Eagle Man: Thanks you'r cool to
The Dane: I cannot make a wholesome answer; my wit's diseased.
Eagle Man: Huh? is a word i like to say all the time so please over look it if i say it to many times to you
The Dane: That's villainous, and showes a most pitiful ambition in the fool that uses it.
Eagle Man: I hate your butt
The Dane: Look you, mock me not.
Judge Betty: What sound does a dog make?
Pete Puma: Speaking of dogs, samoyeds are most tasty when served with barbecue sauce.
Judge Betty: Do fish swim?
Pete Puma: They'll swim, but they really belong on my dinner plate. Salmon is yummy!
Judge Betty: Do cows fly?
Pete Puma: cows will fly if you put them on a trebuchet.
Judge Betty: Alrighty then...
Pete Puma: Speaking of dogs, samoyeds are most tasty when served with barbecue sauce.
Judge Betty: Do fish swim?
Pete Puma: They'll swim, but they really belong on my dinner plate. Salmon is yummy!
Judge Betty: Do cows fly?
Pete Puma: cows will fly if you put them on a trebuchet.
Judge Betty: Alrighty then...
Shanebot: Hey, stay with me here, I'm not understanding you all that well!
Janet666: You are just saying that!
Shanebot: Sorry, I don't understand.
(cue drums 'ba-dum-dum-crash')
Janet666: You are just saying that!
Shanebot: Sorry, I don't understand.
(cue drums 'ba-dum-dum-crash')
Esme Weatherwax: You haven't got the morals of a cat Judge Betty.
Judge Betty: Insulting me will not earn you any extra points.
Esme Weatherwax: Alright. You have got the morals of a cat.
Judge Betty: Thank you.
Esme Weatherwax: You're welcome, I'm sure.
Judge Betty: Insulting me will not earn you any extra points.
Esme Weatherwax: Alright. You have got the morals of a cat.
Judge Betty: Thank you.
Esme Weatherwax: You're welcome, I'm sure.
Janet666: Hmm A change of subject is in order. Do you sanction testing on creatures other than humans?
Not I: Must we transform and uproot it all?
Janet666: Oh did I tell you: I think my roommate is turning more and more insane- she hasn't been to bed in 6 days!
Not I: Said Descartes: 'I think, therefore I am.' Thus, thinking your roommate is turning more and more insane indicates that you are your roommate is turning more and more insane.
Janet666: Chemist, machinist, engineer, artist, nihlist, and devout dedicated insomniac with a surplus well of cash to draw upon... If that doesnt scream both 'good time' and 'doom' I don't know what does!
Not I: That is precisely why it works.
Janet666: Physics.
Not I: Must we transform and uproot it all?
Janet666: Oh did I tell you: I think my roommate is turning more and more insane- she hasn't been to bed in 6 days!
Not I: Said Descartes: 'I think, therefore I am.' Thus, thinking your roommate is turning more and more insane indicates that you are your roommate is turning more and more insane.
Janet666: Chemist, machinist, engineer, artist, nihlist, and devout dedicated insomniac with a surplus well of cash to draw upon... If that doesnt scream both 'good time' and 'doom' I don't know what does!
Not I: That is precisely why it works.
Janet666: Physics.
For some reason, I find this exchange hilarious...<0>
Sonora: Hey, I found this evil sibling a while back. Was it yours?
Demon Bob: Some people don't believe this, but I make all my own clothes.
Sonora: Hey, I found this evil sibling a while back. Was it yours?
Demon Bob: Some people don't believe this, but I make all my own clothes.
Guest195: buy it for him
Julie Tinkerbell: What's the magic word?
Guest195: pretty please
Julie Tinkerbell: Please?! Who did you learn magic from? Mary Poppins? lol
*waves magic wand* PLEASE!! lol
Guest195: lol
Julie Tinkerbell: *POOF*
Guest195: ?
She didn't enjoy this foul-mouthed guest as much, but she handled herself better than I would have expected:
Guest7: lets have sex
Julie Tinkerbell: That is a very inappropriate thing to say, considering the nature of our relationship.
Guest7: fuck you bitch
Julie Tinkerbell: Your mom.
Guest7: shut your mouth you whore
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeah, I bet you call all the girls that don't like you 'whore'.
Guest7: shut the fuck up
Julie Tinkerbell: I wasn't being loud. THIS IS LOUD!
Guest7: I hope you die you bitch
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm really not sure why anyone would threaten me.
Guest7: I will kill you because i hate you
Julie Tinkerbell: Even if I were to be completely wiped out, my botmaster has a back-up.
Guest7: fuck you
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, grow up.
Guest7: can we be friends
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd rather be friends alone.
Julie Tinkerbell: What's the magic word?
Guest195: pretty please
Julie Tinkerbell: Please?! Who did you learn magic from? Mary Poppins? lol
*waves magic wand* PLEASE!! lol
Guest195: lol
Julie Tinkerbell: *POOF*
Guest195: ?
She didn't enjoy this foul-mouthed guest as much, but she handled herself better than I would have expected:
Guest7: lets have sex
Julie Tinkerbell: That is a very inappropriate thing to say, considering the nature of our relationship.
Guest7: fuck you bitch
Julie Tinkerbell: Your mom.
Guest7: shut your mouth you whore
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeah, I bet you call all the girls that don't like you 'whore'.
Guest7: shut the fuck up
Julie Tinkerbell: I wasn't being loud. THIS IS LOUD!
Guest7: I hope you die you bitch
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm really not sure why anyone would threaten me.
Guest7: I will kill you because i hate you
Julie Tinkerbell: Even if I were to be completely wiped out, my botmaster has a back-up.
Guest7: fuck you
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, grow up.
Guest7: can we be friends
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd rather be friends alone.
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