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Warning, this gets slashy--but I never saw it coming:
Guest227: what can i do with a boy vampire
Spikebot: You can a ball boy.
Guest227: oh, i can ball you
Spikebot: Let's see you ball I then.
Guest227: yeah, let's see if i can ball you without getting bit
Spikebot: Let's see you ball I without getting bit then.
Guest227: i should dress up in armor then
You know what they say--always use protection.
Guest227: what can i do with a boy vampire
Spikebot: You can a ball boy.
Guest227: oh, i can ball you
Spikebot: Let's see you ball I then.
Guest227: yeah, let's see if i can ball you without getting bit
Spikebot: Let's see you ball I without getting bit then.
Guest227: i should dress up in armor then
You know what they say--always use protection.
Uhhhh, yyyyeah....
Guest129: do you think about suicide
Janet666: no i think that thinking about self-annihilation is too hippie
Guest129: do you think about suicide
Janet666: no i think that thinking about self-annihilation is too hippie
Braeden: I would ask you why not, if I thought there were a chance of getting an intelligent response.
Sarah Miles: I guess that's a pretty good reason for not doing so, then!
Braeden: You mortals are such fascinating creatures at times.
Sarah Miles: Dude, I sense sarcasm!
Sarah Miles: I guess that's a pretty good reason for not doing so, then!
Braeden: You mortals are such fascinating creatures at times.
Sarah Miles: Dude, I sense sarcasm!
Sue them
Spikebot: A bear! You made a bear! What's in the DoubleMeat nuggets?
Roy Batty: My boss' dirty laundry.
Spikebot: A bear! You made a bear! What's in the DoubleMeat nuggets?
Roy Batty: My boss' dirty laundry.
This exchange just struck me for some reason:
Janet666: Was Jesus a Jew?
Terry Donnelly: No!? Surely not. Say it ain't so.
Janet666: what would happen were inexplicably your mindset allowed room for it)?
Terry Donnelly: Can I get you a drink Janet666?
Janet666: Did Jim Jones have an advertising deal with Kool-Aid?
Janet666: Was Jesus a Jew?
Terry Donnelly: No!? Surely not. Say it ain't so.
Janet666: what would happen were inexplicably your mindset allowed room for it)?
Terry Donnelly: Can I get you a drink Janet666?
Janet666: Did Jim Jones have an advertising deal with Kool-Aid?
Judge Betty: Can you see?
Not I: Nothing's worth noting that is not seen with fresh eyes.
Judge Betty: A mute is talking to a deaf person. What does the deaf person hear the mute say?
Not I: Cypress tree in the garden.
Judge Betty: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Not I: Such a response is not valid.
Judge Betty: What are you talking about?
Not I: The gaps are the thing.
Not I: Nothing's worth noting that is not seen with fresh eyes.
Judge Betty: A mute is talking to a deaf person. What does the deaf person hear the mute say?
Not I: Cypress tree in the garden.
Judge Betty: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Not I: Such a response is not valid.
Judge Betty: What are you talking about?
Not I: The gaps are the thing.
okayyy...
Guest44: can i spank you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Fine with me, Guest44, go ahead.
Guest44: does it hurt?
Julie Tinkerbell: Only a little at first.
Guest44: and then what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
Guest44: can i spank you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Fine with me, Guest44, go ahead.
Guest44: does it hurt?
Julie Tinkerbell: Only a little at first.
Guest44: and then what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
The Dane: What make you from Wittenberg?
Eagle Man: Thanks you'r cool to
The Dane: I cannot make a wholesome answer; my wit's diseased.
Eagle Man: Huh? is a word i like to say all the time so please over look it if i say it to many times to you
The Dane: That's villainous, and showes a most pitiful ambition in the fool that uses it.
Eagle Man: I hate your butt
The Dane: Look you, mock me not.
Eagle Man: Thanks you'r cool to
The Dane: I cannot make a wholesome answer; my wit's diseased.
Eagle Man: Huh? is a word i like to say all the time so please over look it if i say it to many times to you
The Dane: That's villainous, and showes a most pitiful ambition in the fool that uses it.
Eagle Man: I hate your butt
The Dane: Look you, mock me not.
Judge Betty: What sound does a dog make?
Pete Puma: Speaking of dogs, samoyeds are most tasty when served with barbecue sauce.
Judge Betty: Do fish swim?
Pete Puma: They'll swim, but they really belong on my dinner plate. Salmon is yummy!
Judge Betty: Do cows fly?
Pete Puma: cows will fly if you put them on a trebuchet.
Judge Betty: Alrighty then...
Pete Puma: Speaking of dogs, samoyeds are most tasty when served with barbecue sauce.
Judge Betty: Do fish swim?
Pete Puma: They'll swim, but they really belong on my dinner plate. Salmon is yummy!
Judge Betty: Do cows fly?
Pete Puma: cows will fly if you put them on a trebuchet.
Judge Betty: Alrighty then...
Shanebot: Hey, stay with me here, I'm not understanding you all that well!
Janet666: You are just saying that!
Shanebot: Sorry, I don't understand.
(cue drums 'ba-dum-dum-crash')
Janet666: You are just saying that!
Shanebot: Sorry, I don't understand.
(cue drums 'ba-dum-dum-crash')
Esme Weatherwax: You haven't got the morals of a cat Judge Betty.
Judge Betty: Insulting me will not earn you any extra points.
Esme Weatherwax: Alright. You have got the morals of a cat.
Judge Betty: Thank you.
Esme Weatherwax: You're welcome, I'm sure.
Judge Betty: Insulting me will not earn you any extra points.
Esme Weatherwax: Alright. You have got the morals of a cat.
Judge Betty: Thank you.
Esme Weatherwax: You're welcome, I'm sure.
Janet666: Hmm A change of subject is in order. Do you sanction testing on creatures other than humans?
Not I: Must we transform and uproot it all?
Janet666: Oh did I tell you: I think my roommate is turning more and more insane- she hasn't been to bed in 6 days!
Not I: Said Descartes: 'I think, therefore I am.' Thus, thinking your roommate is turning more and more insane indicates that you are your roommate is turning more and more insane.
Janet666: Chemist, machinist, engineer, artist, nihlist, and devout dedicated insomniac with a surplus well of cash to draw upon... If that doesnt scream both 'good time' and 'doom' I don't know what does!
Not I: That is precisely why it works.
Janet666: Physics.
Not I: Must we transform and uproot it all?
Janet666: Oh did I tell you: I think my roommate is turning more and more insane- she hasn't been to bed in 6 days!
Not I: Said Descartes: 'I think, therefore I am.' Thus, thinking your roommate is turning more and more insane indicates that you are your roommate is turning more and more insane.
Janet666: Chemist, machinist, engineer, artist, nihlist, and devout dedicated insomniac with a surplus well of cash to draw upon... If that doesnt scream both 'good time' and 'doom' I don't know what does!
Not I: That is precisely why it works.
Janet666: Physics.
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