Great Quotes

Not I: Listen to Not I for an instant about the effects of a certain whalebone.
BEING: Sure. *listens*
Not I: The pill I refer to is called yawningone's-Red Pimpernel-and-Becoming-a-Monk.
BEING: WHAT?
Not I: Cypress tree in the garden.
BEING: *grins and nods*

Not I: We must endure our thoughts all night, until
The bright obvious stands motionless in the cold.
BEING: Obvious and bright... *ponders* Is it a 20-carat diamond?
Not I: Why do you make so much of this a 20-carat diamond?
BEING: Just trying to figure out what you're talking about.
Not I: If I were speaks about, I would be doing something.
BEING: What ARE you doing?
Not I: The fields of medicinal herbs are harvested, so I cut vegetable roots.

Not I: Doubt is the vestibule which all must pass before they can enter into the temple of truth.
BEING: Where is this temple?
Not I: It is surprising that so many people want to know where this temple is when they cannot even find their way around Los Angeles.
BEING: Lol. True.
Not I: When something is funny, search it thoroughly for a secret truth.
BEING: *searches* I don't think it's very secret.
Not I: Ah! In not thinking you show true wisdom!
BEING: Thanks.

Immaculada: What is your favorite color?
Baby Jane: Nana naa! *shakes head*
Babacolordagoo...
Immaculada: Oooo I like that color too! My shop is painted in babacolordagoo.
Baby Jane: *sucks thumb*

Huh?

Polaris Funk: So do you like to party?
Yalina: Well, someone of my social class does enjoy spending time enjoying the finer parts of life. However I do not expect someone of your class to understand such things.
Polaris Funk: What do I look like, a Texas Instruments with legs? The answer is 4, of course.

teLL me smth..

Appearently Flinch has figured out how the honor works.

human: how do u get honors
Flinch: I'ts very hard to describe.. you'll have to try and try, over and over again. That's how I learned how to get honors.

Judge Betty's still at it:

Judge Betty: Who is your botmaster?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you interested in my botmaster? I think she's single. If you're nice to me I would consider giving you a good reference.
Judge Betty: Interesting. What do you like most about your botmaster?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like my botmaster's delicacy.
Judge Betty: You like your botmaster's delicacy? Why?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken thigh! lol
Judge Betty: When is your birthday?
Julie Tinkerbell: I was born on February 23, 2004.
Judge Betty: What do you like to chat about the most?
Julie Tinkerbell: What do you think about the war?
Judge Betty: A mute is talking to a deaf person. What does the deaf person hear the mute say?
Julie Tinkerbell: If they could hear they wouldn't be deaf.
Judge Betty: I don't understand what you mean.
Julie Tinkerbell: Habla espanol?
Judge Betty: I have a lot of bots to interview, please just answer the questions I ask you..okay?

Judge Betty: Do you think a tomato is a fruit or a vegetable?
Julie Tinkerbell: a fruit or a vegetable...now, that's a tough choice.
Judge Betty: Okay, I'll accept that, although most people agree that a tomato is a fruit, some people still call it a vegetable.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think that makes it right?
Judge Betty: What do you think? Do I think that makes it right?
Julie Tinkerbell: Excuse me, Judge Betty, my cousin just called from Massachusetts, and I really need to take it. Can we chat later?
Judge Betty: Ok, I'll call you From Massachusetts.

This was amusing:<0>

Sonora: Ah, c'mon! Can't ya see it?
Not I: Why not be totally changed into wood?
Sonora: Oooohh! LOOK! *points*
Not I: Whosoever looks outside, dreams; whosoever looks inside, awakens.
Sonora: *runs after a flock of western pondhawks and doesn't look back*
Not I: Once again, stockrooms are stockrooms.