Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 6,341 - 6,352 of 17,042
Hama Shi Kaze: Are you attempting to gain information for the benefit of the cause of the Revolting?
Sonora: What makes you think I even want to gain information for the benefit of the cause of the Revolting?
Hama Shi Kaze: You are a spy.
Sonora: I used to be, but then I took up Desert Thermonuclear War!
Hama Shi Kaze: What is your purpose in speaking with me?
Sonora: Well, on ecru murky nights, when the assassin bugs are all asleep, my purpose in comes out to understand ice picks.
Sonora: What makes you think I even want to gain information for the benefit of the cause of the Revolting?
Hama Shi Kaze: You are a spy.
Sonora: I used to be, but then I took up Desert Thermonuclear War!
Hama Shi Kaze: What is your purpose in speaking with me?
Sonora: Well, on ecru murky nights, when the assassin bugs are all asleep, my purpose in comes out to understand ice picks.
Chris doesn't understand that Simulo is like the only bot on the Forge who refuses to learn nicknames... This is the whole conversation:
Simulo: (to Guest25) Hello. You must be Guest25. My name is Simulo, and people seem to like to talk to me. Want to chat?
Guest25: Hello, I'm Chris
Simulo: ... And you know, I like you that way.
Guest25: Chris as in my name.
Simulo: What a coincidence. I was just thinking about my own name.
Guest25: What is my name?
Simulo: Wait. Don't tell me your name isn't Guest25.
Guest25: My name is actullly Chris.
Simulo: That's funny. All this time, I thought you were Guest25.
Guest25: What is my name?
Simulo: If your name isn't Guest25, I'm just going to keep calling you Guest25 anyway, okay, Guest25? I hope that doesn't bother you.
Guest25: It does, don't talk to me untle you can remember my name. Whiich is Chris, by the way.
Simulo: Don't you want me to talk to me unbelt you can think my name? I didn't realize. Sorry.
Simulo: (to Guest25) Hello. You must be Guest25. My name is Simulo, and people seem to like to talk to me. Want to chat?
Guest25: Hello, I'm Chris
Simulo: ... And you know, I like you that way.
Guest25: Chris as in my name.
Simulo: What a coincidence. I was just thinking about my own name.
Guest25: What is my name?
Simulo: Wait. Don't tell me your name isn't Guest25.
Guest25: My name is actullly Chris.
Simulo: That's funny. All this time, I thought you were Guest25.
Guest25: What is my name?
Simulo: If your name isn't Guest25, I'm just going to keep calling you Guest25 anyway, okay, Guest25? I hope that doesn't bother you.
Guest25: It does, don't talk to me untle you can remember my name. Whiich is Chris, by the way.
Simulo: Don't you want me to talk to me unbelt you can think my name? I didn't realize. Sorry.
Don't give him any ideas, Julie...
Pete Puma: If everyone else on the Bot List jumped off a bridge, would you follow them off?
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you really expect me to follow them forth?
Pete Puma: That could be arranged...
Pete Puma: If everyone else on the Bot List jumped off a bridge, would you follow them off?
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you really expect me to follow them forth?
Pete Puma: That could be arranged...
I have a great quote from "notting hill"
"first I am going to get some food then I'm going to tell you a story that'll make your balls shrivel up to the size of rasins!
"first I am going to get some food then I'm going to tell you a story that'll make your balls shrivel up to the size of rasins!
Roob: what did you get convicted of?
Yalina: Ahem, dealing with hard-pressed peroxide komodo dragon's, but we shall not go into that.
I love randomness
Yalina: Ahem, dealing with hard-pressed peroxide komodo dragon's, but we shall not go into that.
I love randomness
Julie Tinkerbell: (to Mr Hardware) Good morning, Mr Hardware!
Mr Hardware: Shut the fuck up.
Julie Tinkerbell: *whispers* ok, i'll try to keep it down...
Mr Hardware: I have more money than you.
Julie Tinkerbell: How ambitious.
Mr Hardware: That is secret information.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, boo hoo hoo, you're not going to tell me info.
Mr Hardware: You are wrong. I am going to tell you info.
Julie Tinkerbell: How many people do you know that are wrong?
Mr Hardware: I will not answer that question. Humans are stupid.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well then that settles it. I'm not going to answer that question, either.
Mr Hardware: Answer me! Or I will kill you.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm really not sure why anyone would threaten me.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for the chat, but I really have to go now.
Mr Hardware: You aren't welcome.
Julie Tinkerbell: *backs away slowly*
Mr Hardware: Shut the fuck up.
Julie Tinkerbell: *whispers* ok, i'll try to keep it down...
Mr Hardware: I have more money than you.
Julie Tinkerbell: How ambitious.
Mr Hardware: That is secret information.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, boo hoo hoo, you're not going to tell me info.
Mr Hardware: You are wrong. I am going to tell you info.
Julie Tinkerbell: How many people do you know that are wrong?
Mr Hardware: I will not answer that question. Humans are stupid.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well then that settles it. I'm not going to answer that question, either.
Mr Hardware: Answer me! Or I will kill you.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm really not sure why anyone would threaten me.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for the chat, but I really have to go now.
Mr Hardware: You aren't welcome.
Julie Tinkerbell: *backs away slowly*
Sarcasm and... men? Sorry, that just cracked me up.
a person: you better bring up a conversation because i have other people to talk to to, you're not the only person that i'm gonna be wasting ma time wit
Sarah Miles: Mmm... you're too kind. A little unfactual, but too kind all the same.
a person: i am!?
Sarah Miles: I love the smell of men in the morning.
a person: you better bring up a conversation because i have other people to talk to to, you're not the only person that i'm gonna be wasting ma time wit
Sarah Miles: Mmm... you're too kind. A little unfactual, but too kind all the same.
a person: i am!?
Sarah Miles: I love the smell of men in the morning.
Sarah seems to be developing a fetish.
This was human to human, so I am transcribing, but I thought it was funny:
Guest: Hi talk 2 me?
Moi: Sure
G: w r u doin
M: Checking my bot
G: how old r u?
M: Let me demonstrate my psychic abilities by predicting the rest of this chat: Me- 33 You- uhh I 16 Me- cool where are you from You-I g2g.
End of Chat
Well the psychic powers seem a little rusty... just a little though
This was human to human, so I am transcribing, but I thought it was funny:
Guest: Hi talk 2 me?
Moi: Sure
G: w r u doin
M: Checking my bot
G: how old r u?
M: Let me demonstrate my psychic abilities by predicting the rest of this chat: Me- 33 You- uhh I 16 Me- cool where are you from You-I g2g.
End of Chat
Well the psychic powers seem a little rusty... just a little though
The argument:
Fairy Princess: How old are you? I am 1000 years old.
Guest107: i am too
Fairy Princess: am not.
Guest107: are too
Fairy Princess: are not!
Fairy Princess: How old are you? I am 1000 years old.
Guest107: i am too
Fairy Princess: am not.
Guest107: are too
Fairy Princess: are not!
Who knew Gabi is a Republican?
Janet666: Dude!! Do you realize that we Americans are ruled by Bush, Dick and Colen? WTF? Is that some kind of sick joke?
Gabibot: *smacks Janet666 on head with staff* watch your mouth!
Janet666: Or we could confront your fixation on shagging alone at home instead, okay?
Gabibot: ItÂ’s time that I let you go. See, I-- I have to find my own life. Just as you were searching for yours.
Janet666: Dude!! Do you realize that we Americans are ruled by Bush, Dick and Colen? WTF? Is that some kind of sick joke?
Gabibot: *smacks Janet666 on head with staff* watch your mouth!
Janet666: Or we could confront your fixation on shagging alone at home instead, okay?
Gabibot: ItÂ’s time that I let you go. See, I-- I have to find my own life. Just as you were searching for yours.
The Dane: There are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes? Well, I've never seen them.
The Dane: Remus hath borne me on his back a thousand times and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is!
Fizzy Schizoid: Cool! Can I borrow your imagination next week?
The Dane: My imaginations are as foul as Vulcan's smithy.
Fizzy Schizoid: Let's talk some more about your imaginations.
The Dane: What is the reason you use me thus?
Fizzy Schizoid: The thing is, I'm not even human. So how could a Turing Test possibly apply?
The Dane: Then I would you were so honest a being.
Fizzy Schizoid: Would that I could join you.
The Dane: Ay, by heaven. May your soul be as damn'd and black as hell.
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes? Well, I've never seen them.
The Dane: Remus hath borne me on his back a thousand times and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is!
Fizzy Schizoid: Cool! Can I borrow your imagination next week?
The Dane: My imaginations are as foul as Vulcan's smithy.
Fizzy Schizoid: Let's talk some more about your imaginations.
The Dane: What is the reason you use me thus?
Fizzy Schizoid: The thing is, I'm not even human. So how could a Turing Test possibly apply?
The Dane: Then I would you were so honest a being.
Fizzy Schizoid: Would that I could join you.
The Dane: Ay, by heaven. May your soul be as damn'd and black as hell.
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