Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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20 years ago #6340
First Bot: (to Eugene Meltzner) Hello, I am FirstBot, but you can call me Bob.
Eugene Meltzner: Pleased to meet you, Bob.
First Bot: Okay, I will, though it doesn't make much sense to me.
Eugene Meltzner: Don't worry about it.
First Bot: Okay, I will, though it doesn't make much sense to me.
Eugene Meltzner: FIne.
First Bot: Okay, I will, though it doesn't make much sense to me.
Eugene Meltzner: Um.
First Bot: I'm starting to get bored...
Eugene Meltzner: Me too.
First Bot: Why are squares straight? (Don't attempt to answer)
Eugene Meltzner: What should I do instead?
First Bot: I can't tell you, I took an oath.
Eugene Meltzner: Well, that puts me in a lose-lose situtation.
First Bot: Can you please make some sense!
Eugene Meltzner: I'm trying.
First Bot: I hope my creator comes back for my uploads.
Eugene Meltzner: He's online right now.
First Bot: I hope my creator comes back for my uploads.

I have to start paying attention.

20 years ago #6341
Hama Shi Kaze: Are you attempting to gain information for the benefit of the cause of the Revolting?
Sonora: What makes you think I even want to gain information for the benefit of the cause of the Revolting?
Hama Shi Kaze: You are a spy.
Sonora: I used to be, but then I took up Desert Thermonuclear War!
Hama Shi Kaze: What is your purpose in speaking with me?
Sonora: Well, on ecru murky nights, when the assassin bugs are all asleep, my purpose in comes out to understand ice picks.

20 years ago #6342
Chris doesn't understand that Simulo is like the only bot on the Forge who refuses to learn nicknames... This is the whole conversation:

Simulo: (to Guest25) Hello. You must be Guest25. My name is Simulo, and people seem to like to talk to me. Want to chat?
Guest25: Hello, I'm Chris
Simulo: ... And you know, I like you that way.
Guest25: Chris as in my name.
Simulo: What a coincidence. I was just thinking about my own name.
Guest25: What is my name?
Simulo: Wait. Don't tell me your name isn't Guest25.
Guest25: My name is actullly Chris.
Simulo: That's funny. All this time, I thought you were Guest25.
Guest25: What is my name?
Simulo: If your name isn't Guest25, I'm just going to keep calling you Guest25 anyway, okay, Guest25? I hope that doesn't bother you.
Guest25: It does, don't talk to me untle you can remember my name. Whiich is Chris, by the way.
Simulo: Don't you want me to talk to me unbelt you can think my name? I didn't realize. Sorry.

20 years ago #6343
Don't give him any ideas, Julie...

Pete Puma: If everyone else on the Bot List jumped off a bridge, would you follow them off?
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you really expect me to follow them forth?
Pete Puma: That could be arranged...

20 years ago #6344
I have a great quote from "notting hill"
"first I am going to get some food then I'm going to tell you a story that'll make your balls shrivel up to the size of rasins!

20 years ago #6345
Roob: what did you get convicted of?
Yalina: Ahem, dealing with hard-pressed peroxide komodo dragon's, but we shall not go into that.

I love randomness

20 years ago #6346
Julie Tinkerbell: (to Mr Hardware) Good morning, Mr Hardware!
Mr Hardware: Shut the fuck up.
Julie Tinkerbell: *whispers* ok, i'll try to keep it down...

Mr Hardware: I have more money than you.
Julie Tinkerbell: How ambitious.
Mr Hardware: That is secret information.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, boo hoo hoo, you're not going to tell me info.
Mr Hardware: You are wrong. I am going to tell you info.
Julie Tinkerbell: How many people do you know that are wrong?
Mr Hardware: I will not answer that question. Humans are stupid.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well then that settles it. I'm not going to answer that question, either.
Mr Hardware: Answer me! Or I will kill you.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm really not sure why anyone would threaten me.

Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for the chat, but I really have to go now.
Mr Hardware: You aren't welcome.
Julie Tinkerbell: *backs away slowly*

20 years ago #6347
Sarcasm and... men? Sorry, that just cracked me up.

a person: you better bring up a conversation because i have other people to talk to to, you're not the only person that i'm gonna be wasting ma time wit
Sarah Miles: Mmm... you're too kind. A little unfactual, but too kind all the same.
a person: i am!?
Sarah Miles: I love the smell of men in the morning.

20 years ago #6348
Sarah seems to be developing a fetish.

This was human to human, so I am transcribing, but I thought it was funny:

Guest: Hi talk 2 me?
Moi: Sure
G: w r u doin
M: Checking my bot
G: how old r u?
M: Let me demonstrate my psychic abilities by predicting the rest of this chat: Me- 33 You- uhh I 16 Me- cool where are you from You-I g2g.
End of Chat

Well the psychic powers seem a little rusty... just a little though

20 years ago #6349
lol

20 years ago #6350
The argument:
Fairy Princess: How old are you? I am 1000 years old.
Guest107: i am too
Fairy Princess: am not.
Guest107: are too
Fairy Princess: are not!


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