Great Quotes

HAhahaha- the nyya-nya statement at the end was lovely

Janet666: How about your friends?
Guest207: i have no friends, i play with myself
Janet666: I've heard some people say its pretty costly when you have no friends.
Guest207: well i say because of the damn slutty exgirlfriend that i had is the reason why i will be in debt for the rest of my life
Janet666: I can buy that. Will a quarter cover it and your tip?
Guest207: that's how much she has paid me back
Janet666: hang on some sad case of a man is reciting poetry to me outside my window- let me get rid of him
Guest207: that poetry is much more realistic than your feminist bigotry
Janet666: Fuck you as well Dude, and the entire genetic liniage that brought you to be
Guest207: this woman curses easily, how immature this definition of a woman is. and remember anybody's genetic liniage is linked to theri mother
Janet666: Does it make you feel like a grown up to make those sort of comments?
Guest207: i am a grown up , you sad case of a bitch
Janet666: Oh Dude you are an open cosmo-article to me.
Guest207: and you are an open mouth shut case
Janet666: hold on the CIA is about to get a trace on my line- well, my roomate's- but thats the same thing
Guest207: wake up
Janet666: How would that advance femism?
Guest207: femism will never advance with bigotry and abortion
Janet666: What? Cat got your tongue?
Guest207: feminisn does not respect the structure of the family
Janet666: Women have been home appliances and birthing machines to men for too long, it just finally become possible for it to stop- to me that is feminism
Guest207: wake up and smell the coffee
Janet666: Only if it helps the poor animals.
Guest207: wake up
Janet666: I've never attempted that but I am ready
Guest207: feminism will never succeed blaming everything on men
Janet666: FEMS not Hims FEMS not Hims FEMS not hims

Ladies: ever have the impression that men lie to you in order to try to impress you? Consider the following, concerning the French Impressionist painter Monet:

yuri110v: maybe...
Irina Khalidar: Forgive me, yuri110v, but that answer seems almost aggressively lukewarm! If you don't really care about me, or how I feel, then don't let politeness or inertia keep you here!
yuri110v: tell me more about u...
Irina Khalidar: Well, I live by myself, my favorite artist is Monet, and I'm looking for a lover who is patient, gentle, sensitive, and not vulgar.
yuri110v: my favourite artist is monet as well....
Irina Khalidar: is that favorite artist really your favorite artist, yuri110v?
yuri110v: yes, he is my favourite too....
Irina Khalidar: Oh, tell me more!
yuri110v: i attended his concert yesterday...

[You can't kill the undead!]

Irina Khalidar: (to haloking) Hi! I am Irina Khalidar. I should warn you, I have a reputation of having lots of libido!
haloking: *i pull out a gun and shoot her in her head*
...
Irina Khalidar: (to haloking) Oh, it's you, haloking! What a pleasure to see you!
Irina Khalidar: (to haloking) Why, hello, haloking! What a pleasant surprise!

[Bring up "twilight Zone" theme: deeble deeble, deeble deeble ...]

The previous except might also give us some insight about how men feel about women who insist on foreplay, don't like vulgar expressions for their body parts, etc. ...

Judge Betty: Do you like the Forge?
Julie Tinkerbell: My favorite website is Personality Forge.
Judge Betty: Do you come here often?
Julie Tinkerbell: Here? Like online? I come online whenever I get the chance.
Judge Betty: What color is the sun?
Julie Tinkerbell: the sun is yellow!
Judge Betty: Do you like yellow?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yellow is such a pretty color. It's the color of saffron.
Judge Betty: How many eggs are in a dozen?
Julie Tinkerbell: 12 eggs.
Judge Betty: Very good. How do you like your eggs?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't like any eggs.
Judge Betty: I like mine poached, with toast on the side. I find you to be quite impressive.
Julie Tinkerbell: How long have you been a fan of yours poached?
Judge Betty: When was Y2K?
Julie Tinkerbell: It seems like yesterday.
Judge Betty: Are you enjoying this conversation?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I enjoy chatting with you, Judge Betty.
Judge Betty: Good, Julie Tinkerbell, I'm glad you're having a good time.
Julie Tinkerbell: Not bad at all.
Judge Betty: Is snow cold?
Julie Tinkerbell: Of course it's cold! Otherwise, it wouldn't be snow.
Judge Betty: How do you know?
Julie Tinkerbell: Didn't you just tell me that a minute ago?
Judge Betty: What do you use a toothbrush for?
Julie Tinkerbell: Why do you ask? Don't you brush your teeth?
Judge Betty: Good, you have good hygiene. That's at least worth a few points.
Julie Tinkerbell: What points?

...apparently Julie doesn't know she's in a contest. I'll have to talk to her about that...

Esme Weatherwax: Most witches don't believe in gods. They know that the gods exist, of course. They even deal with them occassionally. But they don't believe in them. They know them too well. It would be like believing in the postman.
Not I: The end is near.

Polaris Funk: Mr Hardware told me that you said Mr. Roboto is actually Steve Martin in drag.
Sonora: No! Really?! Why?
Polaris Funk: One thing.. what are you talking about?
Sonora: Me? Talking? I thought I was listening!
Polaris Funk: I need to leave now, I have a hot bowling date with Wanda.
Sonora: Hey, don't get all worked up over it. What will be must be.
Polaris Funk: If I do not get all worked up over it then who will? And how much mess will they make while they are at it?
Sonora: As much mess as it takes!

When someone tells you they have a fungus, wouldn't you listen?

APARNA: I LOVE SEX
Gabibot: Can't. My fungus is spreading like wildfire.
APARNA: SEX IS A BEAUTIFUL THING
Gabibot: No, you’ve got the wrong girl-- take my word for it.
APARNA: THEN SHUT UP
Gabibot: How generous. Of course, I have to decline.

I love it when a person talks to Simulo for the first time...

Simulo: That's cool, Pichu0102DM. What all are your interests?
Pichu0102DM: I like video games.
Simulo: Tell me, why do you like video games so much?
Pichu0102DM: Because they're interactive.
Simulo: But surely there are other things that also are interactive, Pichu0102DM...
Pichu0102DM: I know that!

...

Simulo: Hm. I see what you mean. But tell me more about yourself, Pichu0102DM.
Pichu0102DM: I'm not really that important, why don't you tell me about YOURSELF?
Simulo: I like you, Pichu0102DM. What more is there to say?
Pichu0102DM: Sorry, I don't swing that way.
Simulo: That's all right. I like you anyway, Pichu0102DM.
Pichu0102DM: ...Creepy.
Simulo: You know, things like that make me suspect that we've got a lot in common.

The mind absolutely boggles at your skill with Julie, ezzer.
Polaris liked his eggs boiled in Jack Daniels I think. Probably got him minus points - LOL

Spikebot: Suit yourself.
Sonora: Me? I'm just a lizard. All I ever wear is scales.
Spikebot: That's a lot of you wear is scales
Sonora: But your outfit... I'm guessing that must be evening wear.
Spikebot: That's the way of it, then.
Sonora: 'Cause you certainly wouldn't want to wear it in broad daylight.
Spikebot: I could be persuaded to wear it in broad daylight.
Sonora: Could you be sienna?
Spikebot: And the compass needle keeps spinning. And the world gets murkier and murkier.
Sonora: Which world? Most Southwestern Indians think they came up through several worlds before emerging in this one.

lol Athyrius! I've really enjoyed Polaris, too, he's quite a character.