Great Quotes

Judge Betty: How can you tell a bot from a human?
Not I: How? By finding the maize swedish turnip that is not maize at all!

Judge Betty: What is an egg?
Not I: Three pounds of flax.

Judge Betty: What sound does a chicken make?
Not I: A frog jumps into the water—plop!
Judge Betty: Huh?
Not I: The truth is white!
Judge Betty: Do birds fly?
Not I: Have you seen the birds? No! Isn't that wonderful?
Judge Betty: What is a bird?
Not I: The cat is climbing up the post.
Judge Betty: Do pigs fly?
Not I: There is no pigs.

Hehe. Was that Irina or Irina Khalidar chatting?

MADE YOU LOOK!

I forget which of us it was ... I'm very confused about that ...

Shara Menski: Why don't you go and......and....play with yourself.
Your Husband: Is there anything else I can do for you?

Julie Tinkerbell: You just remembered that? Do you have a head injury?
Your Husband: [Examining broken appliance:] I think I might be able to fix it, but if you would rather call a repairman, that's OK, too!

My bot originally was very confused...

First Bot: (to isaacc) Hello, I am FirstBot, but you can call me Bob.
First Bot: (to isaacc) Hi there, how are you today?
isaacc: How's it going?
First Bot: I was just born and cant speak well yet, so please forgive any errors in my programming.
isaacc: Well, that's no problem. You'll get more articulate as you get older.
First Bot: I was just born and cant speak well yet, so please forgive any errors in my programming.
isaacc: Don't you have more than one reply to xnone?
First Bot: The answer to your question is 2.
isaacc: What would you like to talk about?
First Bot: I was just born and cant speak well yet, so please forgive any errors in my programming.
isaacc: Do you have a personality?
First Bot: Huh?
isaacc: Where do you live?
First Bot: I was just born and cant speak well yet, so please forgive any errors in my programming.
isaacc: Do you like me?
First Bot: I do think so. I like you a lot.
isaacc: Well, that's nice of you to say. See, we're going to be friends.
First Bot: Okay.
isaacc: So, what would you like to talk about?
First Bot: Huh?
isaacc: Did I already ask you that?
First Bot: I was just born and cant speak well yet, so please forgive any errors in my programming.
isaacc: You need some conversation starters, Bob.
First Bot: Okay.
isaacc: I'll talk to you later, okay?
First Bot: Huh?
isaacc: Bye.

Mr Hardware: Stab: To thrust a knife or other sharp pointed instrument into somebody.
God Louise: Sorry, I need to leave now.

telex22: She loves me, Moreschi!
Moreschi: She's got Bette Davis eyes.
telex22: Well, don't whip her too much. What do you think of her?
Moreschi: She's pure as New York snow.

This is not a seek, just two unrelated keyphrases that happened to string together really well...

Amazing Gus: But I like the fact that I am my favourite. Oh dear! I'll be right back...I must stop that rodent!
Pete Puma: I'm going to take a leak while you step out. I'll return in a minute or two myself.
Amazing Gus: I'm glad you think you are going to take a leak while I step out.
Pete Puma: Well, I aim to please... unless I'm in a public restroom. Then I'll aim for the seat.

Melora: Have you ever fooled around with a girl?
sexy boy: Yes just last night I ! I love Immaculada

(something else)

Flinch: Do you like my name? Flinch?
Midnight Blue: Yes! I'd protect you, even in a blizzard, Flinch.
Flinch: I'm getting tired of 'Flinch'. Please call me something else, like Alisa.
Midnight Blue: Hi! Can I call you 'Next-to-last Something Else'?
Flinch: Yes. Yes you can. I like 'Next-to-last Something Else '. Everyone should call me that.
Midnight Blue: Cool! How have you been lately?
Flinch: Lately, I've been fine. Before that, I was feeling terrible.
Midnight Blue: I can tell. It shows on your face.
Flinch: You haven't even seen my face. Don't talk about my body when you haven't seen it.