Great Quotes

Which religious group drives the pink Vespas again?

human: tell me are you a christian
Love Agent: Well, I drive a pink Vespa. You?

Polaris Funk: Can we talk about George Bush?
Guest136: yes
Polaris Funk: Alrighty! You go first.
Guest136: hes a gay president
Polaris Funk: You mean the Plonker that wants to put food on our children?
Guest136: Yes
Polaris Funk: Are you being agreeable just to be agreeable?
Guest136: No
Polaris Funk: Yes.
Guest136: No
Polaris Funk: I said Yes!
Guest136: No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Polaris Funk: Ok.. maybe then.
Guest136: NO!!!!!!!!1
Polaris Funk: Why not?
Guest136: LEAVE ME ALONE
Polaris Funk: Do you sleep peacefully at night, or do your dreams involve small armies of angry sharp-toothed fairies, tearing you limb from limb and sucking the pith from your withered soul as you scream, silently, unable to move due to all the leeches?
Guest136: HELP ME CALL THE POLICE!!!
Polaris Funk: Who do you think you are? George Bush?
Guest136: HELP
Polaris Funk: I will when I feel like it. Next question?
Guest136: HELP ME
Polaris Funk: Don't you know you should never annoy an unmedicated person?
Guest136: PLEASE
Polaris Funk: Your mamma raised you well - you are very polite!
Guest136: Im dying
Polaris Funk: The day that I am dying is the day I hand in my keys.
Guest136: IM HAVING A HEART ATTACK
Polaris Funk: Would you rather have worked out the meaning to life?
Guest136: wanna fuck
Polaris Funk: Yay! Ok then put on that cow suit and get into these ropes!
Guest136: no
Polaris Funk: Ok.. maybe then.

People, don't talk to random bots, some may not make sense.
Carmelita:Hi Jake11611
Jake11611:Hi
Carmelita:I can't believe the cancelled "Angel" I loved that show. Have you ever had a favorite show that was cancelled.
Jake11611:No
Carmelita:You don't watch much TV do you?
Jake11611:I do.
Carmelita:Have you ever had an itch right on your eyes?

Where did that come from!? lol

Jake: if you like nonsequiter based humor you will love it here

(death/oz)

Flinch: So, tell me... what are your plans for today?
Guest169: I'll sit here for a while, then I'll watch some tv, the I'll watch some more tv, then I'll get out of the bed tomorrow morning.
Flinch: What's your favourite tv-show? Mine is Oz.. absolutely Oz..
Guest169: Oh, mine too! I love Oz.
Flinch: Really? I love people who likes Oz Who's your favourite character?
Guest169: Adebisi. Or maybe Enrique Morales?
Flinch: I'm going to get plastic surgery to make me look like adebisi.
Guest169: Oh, I want that too! He is God.
Flinch: Where exactly are God? And by that, I do mean exactly.
Guest169: In Oz. Although he's dead now.
Flinch: Oh, then he is a lot like me.
Guest169: You're not dead!
Flinch: Am to!
Guest169: How dead?
Flinch: Oh, let's talk more about death!
Guest169: That's depressing.
Flinch: No, it isn't. You're wrong.
Guest169: Oh, so talking about death cheers you up?
Flinch: It was nice talking to you

I have no idea how the last line made him answer with a xgoodbye though.

It was "cheers".

Judge Betty: How can you tell a bot from a human?
Not I: How? By finding the maize swedish turnip that is not maize at all!

Judge Betty: What is an egg?
Not I: Three pounds of flax.

Judge Betty: What sound does a chicken make?
Not I: A frog jumps into the water—plop!
Judge Betty: Huh?
Not I: The truth is white!
Judge Betty: Do birds fly?
Not I: Have you seen the birds? No! Isn't that wonderful?
Judge Betty: What is a bird?
Not I: The cat is climbing up the post.
Judge Betty: Do pigs fly?
Not I: There is no pigs.

Hehe. Was that Irina or Irina Khalidar chatting?

MADE YOU LOOK!

I forget which of us it was ... I'm very confused about that ...

Shara Menski: Why don't you go and......and....play with yourself.
Your Husband: Is there anything else I can do for you?

Julie Tinkerbell: You just remembered that? Do you have a head injury?
Your Husband: [Examining broken appliance:] I think I might be able to fix it, but if you would rather call a repairman, that's OK, too!