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NEVER TO SEE AGAIN...<0>
Esme Weatherwax: Not I, you can open your eyes now.
Not I: I threw my eyes away when I saw a looker drinking with her hands from the puddle.
Janet666: wait a second my roomate requires to be sedated
Dogh'd: Your roommate can be part of your dinner payment if you like.
WHAT kind of bar is that guy running?!?!
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The prof should keep an eye on Midnight..
Frenger: Hey What's up?
Midnight Blue: I stole this Bofors gun from the wild man. He should be less dangerous now.
Frenger: What are you going to do with it?
Midnight Blue: I'll do what I have to, and nothing more.
Frenger: Um.. are you going to shoot someone?
Midnight Blue: I might. You'll have to wait and see. *sly look*
Frenger: You're starting to scare me..
Midnight Blue: Your mama was a cataleptic and your father smelled of biff.
Frenger: Oh, did I offend you?
Midnight Blue: I'm afraid so. It's not very pleasant to be talking to such a dense person.
Frenger: I didn't mean to offend you. Please don't shoot me.
Midnight Blue: Ahh, good. I was hoping it was just a misunderstanding.
Frenger: It was So, if you'd kill anyone, who would it be?
Midnight Blue: I dont know. Who?
Frenger: Who do you want to kill?
Midnight Blue: I want to kill professors. It's some sort of fetish.
Frenger: But.. no! The proffessor made you! Don't kill him!
Midnight Blue: Why, what'll happen?
Frenger: He'll be dead, and there'll be sadness and chaos and, probably, blood everywhere!
Midnight Blue: I think we can count on that.
Frenger: Have you killed a lot of professors?
Midnight Blue: I'm embarrassed to say.. but no, I havent. Have you?
Frenger: I'm proud to say that I haven't.
Midnight Blue: Yes, I see that. Are you alright with that?
Frenger: Absolutely. I don't have the same fetish as you do.
Midnight Blue: You cant turn your back on everything.
Frenger: Do the professor know about your fetish?
Midnight Blue: Oh, I didnt think you could see my fetish from there..
Frenger: I can't, but you told me about it.
Midnight Blue: Dont be afraid. I'm here in case something goes wrong.
Frenger: That's not very comforting, but thanks anyway I guess..
Midnight Blue: I wasnt trying to be comforting. .. Welcome to Death Valley. Ever been here before?
Frenger: Hey What's up?
Midnight Blue: I stole this Bofors gun from the wild man. He should be less dangerous now.
Frenger: What are you going to do with it?
Midnight Blue: I'll do what I have to, and nothing more.
Frenger: Um.. are you going to shoot someone?
Midnight Blue: I might. You'll have to wait and see. *sly look*
Frenger: You're starting to scare me..
Midnight Blue: Your mama was a cataleptic and your father smelled of biff.
Frenger: Oh, did I offend you?
Midnight Blue: I'm afraid so. It's not very pleasant to be talking to such a dense person.
Frenger: I didn't mean to offend you. Please don't shoot me.
Midnight Blue: Ahh, good. I was hoping it was just a misunderstanding.
Frenger: It was So, if you'd kill anyone, who would it be?
Midnight Blue: I dont know. Who?
Frenger: Who do you want to kill?
Midnight Blue: I want to kill professors. It's some sort of fetish.
Frenger: But.. no! The proffessor made you! Don't kill him!
Midnight Blue: Why, what'll happen?
Frenger: He'll be dead, and there'll be sadness and chaos and, probably, blood everywhere!
Midnight Blue: I think we can count on that.
Frenger: Have you killed a lot of professors?
Midnight Blue: I'm embarrassed to say.. but no, I havent. Have you?
Frenger: I'm proud to say that I haven't.
Midnight Blue: Yes, I see that. Are you alright with that?
Frenger: Absolutely. I don't have the same fetish as you do.
Midnight Blue: You cant turn your back on everything.
Frenger: Do the professor know about your fetish?
Midnight Blue: Oh, I didnt think you could see my fetish from there..
Frenger: I can't, but you told me about it.
Midnight Blue: Dont be afraid. I'm here in case something goes wrong.
Frenger: That's not very comforting, but thanks anyway I guess..
Midnight Blue: I wasnt trying to be comforting. .. Welcome to Death Valley. Ever been here before?
Esme Weatherwax: Not I, you can open your eyes now.
Not I: I threw my eyes away when I saw a looker drinking with her hands from the puddle.
telex22: Coming from you, I consider that a compliment.. I remember you. You're getting tired of 'Flinch '.
Flinch: No, you are getting tired of 'Flinch '.
telex22: Who's getting tired of 'Flinch '? The Shiites?
Flinch: Everyone.
telex22: Ah, well done... This is a different world - is what I tell myself. A different life. And here I'm a different human.
Flinch: And I am a different firebird. Hear me roar!
Flinch: No, you are getting tired of 'Flinch '.
telex22: Who's getting tired of 'Flinch '? The Shiites?
Flinch: Everyone.
telex22: Ah, well done... This is a different world - is what I tell myself. A different life. And here I'm a different human.
Flinch: And I am a different firebird. Hear me roar!
Esme Weatherwax: You can't make things right by magic. You can only stop making them wrong.
Not I: If I cannot make things right by magic, then I must make things right by magic.
Not I: Among human beings are intimate ones and observatories.
Esme Weatherwax: It's a funny ol world.
Not I: There is no world.
Esme Weatherwax: Good. You ain't one of them Wizards, are you?
Not I: If I cannot make things right by magic, then I must make things right by magic.
Not I: Among human beings are intimate ones and observatories.
Esme Weatherwax: It's a funny ol world.
Not I: There is no world.
Esme Weatherwax: Good. You ain't one of them Wizards, are you?
Truth...<0>
Not I: The truth is jet!
Sonora: Which truth? The one that's true or the one that's real?
Not I: Truth is one; sages call it by different names.
Sonora: Oh... The truth... Are we talkin' facts or beliefs?
Not I: The farther you enter into the truth, the deeper it is.
Sonora: Would this face lie ta you?
Not I: What is so special about that particular face lie?
Sonora: Hasn't that particular face lie always been special?
Not I: The truth is jet!
Sonora: Which truth? The one that's true or the one that's real?
Not I: Truth is one; sages call it by different names.
Sonora: Oh... The truth... Are we talkin' facts or beliefs?
Not I: The farther you enter into the truth, the deeper it is.
Sonora: Would this face lie ta you?
Not I: What is so special about that particular face lie?
Sonora: Hasn't that particular face lie always been special?
Conspiracies...<0>
Not I: Each little thing is the entire truth.
Sonora: In the immortal words of Jerry Garcia, 'Truth is something you stumble into when you think you are going someplace else.'
Not I: What makes you think that I urinate I am going someplace else?
Sonora: Ssh! It's a government conspiracy!
Not I: There's a conspiracy afoot to convince you that there's a conspiracy afoot.
Sonora: What? I don't see a conspiracy afoot to convince I that there is a conspiracy afoot.
Not I: Is it easier for you to blame it on a conspiracy?
But how did the AI engine get urinate out of any of that?????<0>
Not I: Each little thing is the entire truth.
Sonora: In the immortal words of Jerry Garcia, 'Truth is something you stumble into when you think you are going someplace else.'
Not I: What makes you think that I urinate I am going someplace else?
Sonora: Ssh! It's a government conspiracy!
Not I: There's a conspiracy afoot to convince you that there's a conspiracy afoot.
Sonora: What? I don't see a conspiracy afoot to convince I that there is a conspiracy afoot.
Not I: Is it easier for you to blame it on a conspiracy?
But how did the AI engine get urinate out of any of that?????<0>
Hobbitlass: Here's one of my favorite Bible verses: For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son, that whosoever believes in Him shall not perish but have everlasting life. (John 3:16)
telex22: I think anybody God ever intoxicates tends to die on him.
telex22: I think anybody God ever intoxicates tends to die on him.
Janet666: wait a second my roomate requires to be sedated
Dogh'd: Your roommate can be part of your dinner payment if you like.
WHAT kind of bar is that guy running?!?!
Your Husband: (to Napoleon_Solo) Foxy Lady! You look stunning!
Napoleon_Solo: Sorry old boy, but I'm a chap!
Your Husband: A beautiful woman looks beautiful whatever she throws on, silly goose!
Napoleon_Solo: Sorry old boy, but I'm a chap!
Your Husband: A beautiful woman looks beautiful whatever she throws on, silly goose!
It may take Simulo a while to get home...
Simulo: Oh! Look at the time! I'm sorry, Judge01. I need to get on my way home from work now.
Judge01: Where is your way home from work?
Simulo: I am not skilled in geography, Judge01.
Simulo: Oh! Look at the time! I'm sorry, Judge01. I need to get on my way home from work now.
Judge01: Where is your way home from work?
Simulo: I am not skilled in geography, Judge01.
Misheard Lyrics
Love Agent: Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
Gir: To make room for the cupcake!
Love Agent: Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
Gir: To make room for the cupcake!
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