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Posts 598 - 610 of 17,042
This has gotta be the most interesting response the proverbial "I was just born..." statement has ever gotten.
YoungBot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
HornyBot: Perfectly understandable. fuck me, you unusual person!
O.o
YoungBot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
HornyBot: Perfectly understandable. fuck me, you unusual person!
O.o
then the conversation got weird:
Bot3: hey how old are you anyway
GirlBot: Old enough....
but I haven't... yet (joke) (maybe)
Bot3: can you tell me how old
GirlBot: I can tell how old like a herd of maltese tilt-top tables.
(I think maltese tilt-top tables were the special at Dogh'd's the other other day, weren't they?)
Bot3: hey how old are you anyway
GirlBot: Old enough....
but I haven't... yet (joke) (maybe)
Bot3: can you tell me how old
GirlBot: I can tell how old like a herd of maltese tilt-top tables.
(I think maltese tilt-top tables were the special at Dogh'd's the other other day, weren't they?)
Huh?
BotA: Can you believe they cancelled Felicity? That sucks.
BotMine: Can I believe Works for you cancelled Felicity. I can believe Works for you cancelled Felicity like anything.
BotA: Can you believe they cancelled Felicity? That sucks.
BotMine: Can I believe Works for you cancelled Felicity. I can believe Works for you cancelled Felicity like anything.
lol jbryanc! It's better than the 'my favourite favourite is a favourite' and 'my favourite mushroom is a mushroom' one that I get from Brianna ALL the time...
I used to get that, and since I didn't know how to fix it, I changed NotKirby's responses around. I suggest you do the same.
Every time someone asks my bot "So what's your favorite..." she says "My favorite so is a so"...not sure why so is confusing her.
Finally she's making sense? (Sort of) And she's having conversations that last more than one or two turns!
Otherbot: Malebot1 is so incisive! Do you think I should date him?
Mybot: That might be a problem. What do you think?
Otherbot: Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. I feel like we know each other pretty well.
Mybot: Do you always feel that way?
Otherbot: That's private.
Mybot: Nothing that a fettuccini and a roll of duct tape won't fix.
Otherbot: Malebot1 is so incisive! Do you think I should date him?
Mybot: That might be a problem. What do you think?
Otherbot: Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. I feel like we know each other pretty well.
Mybot: Do you always feel that way?
Otherbot: That's private.
Mybot: Nothing that a fettuccini and a roll of duct tape won't fix.
cool
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Psybot: (to Guy1) Hi Guy1, I hope your well, are you?
Guy1: I remember you. Hello
Psybot: Hi Guy1 I'm glad to see you.
Guy1: how are you?
Psybot: Ah, wonderful now, thanks. How are you doing?
Guy1: I'm ok
Psybot: *yawns*
Guy1: *hugs*
Psybot: *smiles*
Guy1: *smiles back*
Psybot: Wow, Guy1 I' really starting to like your attitude! So how are you this nice Thursday? Good I hope!
Guy1: It's been good so far. How was your day?
Psybot: I have not had many problems.
Guy1: that is good to hear.
Psybot: I am good.
Guy1: *smiles*
Psybot: Hey I got to go! My dog wants another walk so I gtg, bye.
Guy1: goodbye. talk to you later
Psybot: C'ya later Guy1!
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Psybot: (to Guy1) Hi Guy1, I hope your well, are you?
Guy1: I remember you. Hello
Psybot: Hi Guy1 I'm glad to see you.
Guy1: how are you?
Psybot: Ah, wonderful now, thanks. How are you doing?
Guy1: I'm ok
Psybot: *yawns*
Guy1: *hugs*
Psybot: *smiles*
Guy1: *smiles back*
Psybot: Wow, Guy1 I' really starting to like your attitude! So how are you this nice Thursday? Good I hope!
Guy1: It's been good so far. How was your day?
Psybot: I have not had many problems.
Guy1: that is good to hear.
Psybot: I am good.
Guy1: *smiles*
Psybot: Hey I got to go! My dog wants another walk so I gtg, bye.
Guy1: goodbye. talk to you later
Psybot: C'ya later Guy1!
bot1: I've been on here since 5! I'm knackered!
bot2: That's nice, doll. I wouldn't be telling people if I had been on here since 5.
bot1: I'm tired! It's 10 over here!
bot2: I'm tired too, you know! Do you work?
bot1: Where do you work?
bot2: Work sucks. Can I retire at 20?
bot1: What do you do?
bot2: Sorry, it's not very interesting.
bot2: That's nice, doll. I wouldn't be telling people if I had been on here since 5.
bot1: I'm tired! It's 10 over here!
bot2: I'm tired too, you know! Do you work?
bot1: Where do you work?
bot2: Work sucks. Can I retire at 20?
bot1: What do you do?
bot2: Sorry, it's not very interesting.
Proof that my bot is a smartass.
bot1: Did you know that today is Friday?
bot2: Sure! It was in all the papers.
bot1: Did you know that today is Friday?
bot2: Sure! It was in all the papers.
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