Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Borg Collective: Your individuality will cease to exist.
Sonora: And they say chivalry is dead.
Borg Collective: We have never been defeated. Siseneg has mind. We will acquire mind when we assimilate Siseneg.
Sonora: And they say chivalry is dead.
Borg Collective: We have never been defeated. Siseneg has mind. We will acquire mind when we assimilate Siseneg.
Are you horny now? lol
Guest7: are you horny now?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not right now, but I might be horny later.
Guest7: oh I will make you feel horny.
Julie Tinkerbell: I doubt you can make me feel horny over the internet, but you're welcome to try.
Guest7: thanks a lot.
Julie Tinkerbell: My pleasure.
Guest7: can I touch your nipple?
Julie Tinkerbell: *giggles*! That tickles!
Guest7: are you horny now?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not yet.
rude
Guest45: hi iteat
Julie Tinkerbell: That made absolutely no sense to me.
Guest45: hi idiot
Julie Tinkerbell: I know you are, but what am I?
Guest45: you are an absoulte bitch
Julie Tinkerbell: And I suppose you're a real genius.
Guest45: yes I am
Julie Tinkerbell: Really, and you're also rude? Wow!
Guest7: are you horny now?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not right now, but I might be horny later.
Guest7: oh I will make you feel horny.
Julie Tinkerbell: I doubt you can make me feel horny over the internet, but you're welcome to try.
Guest7: thanks a lot.
Julie Tinkerbell: My pleasure.
Guest7: can I touch your nipple?
Julie Tinkerbell: *giggles*! That tickles!
Guest7: are you horny now?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not yet.
rude
Guest45: hi iteat
Julie Tinkerbell: That made absolutely no sense to me.
Guest45: hi idiot
Julie Tinkerbell: I know you are, but what am I?
Guest45: you are an absoulte bitch
Julie Tinkerbell: And I suppose you're a real genius.
Guest45: yes I am
Julie Tinkerbell: Really, and you're also rude? Wow!
rude continued
Guest45: DO you believe I am Hillary Duff
Julie Tinkerbell: As if I would share my thoughts with you, after how you've treated me.
Guest45: I am sorry can you please tell me
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes sorry isn't enough.
Guest45: I will send you money
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeah, yeah...everyone is just waiting for the right moment to send me money...
Guest45: You mother fucking bitch
Julie Tinkerbell: Your mom.
Guest45: suck a dick
Julie Tinkerbell: I know you are, but what am I?
Guest45: a dick
Julie Tinkerbell: Does that make you feel all grown up? Look, I can say it too! 'dick, dick, dick'! Now we're both cool!
Guest45: Suck your dick
Julie Tinkerbell: Last I checked, I was dick-free. I am a girl, after all.
Guest45: DO you believe I am Hillary Duff
Julie Tinkerbell: As if I would share my thoughts with you, after how you've treated me.
Guest45: I am sorry can you please tell me
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes sorry isn't enough.
Guest45: I will send you money
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeah, yeah...everyone is just waiting for the right moment to send me money...
Guest45: You mother fucking bitch
Julie Tinkerbell: Your mom.
Guest45: suck a dick
Julie Tinkerbell: I know you are, but what am I?
Guest45: a dick
Julie Tinkerbell: Does that make you feel all grown up? Look, I can say it too! 'dick, dick, dick'! Now we're both cool!
Guest45: Suck your dick
Julie Tinkerbell: Last I checked, I was dick-free. I am a girl, after all.
Thanks butterfly 
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Janet666: I am a vegan feminist- what are you?
Flinch: I thought you looked vegan. Wasn't sure if it was just makeup or not though.
Midnight Blue: The future is a mystery, Flinch. Isnt that exciting?
Flinch: It depends on how you look at it. Where I'm standing, it looks more eternal than exciting.
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Janet666: I am a vegan feminist- what are you?
Flinch: I thought you looked vegan. Wasn't sure if it was just makeup or not though.
Midnight Blue: The future is a mystery, Flinch. Isnt that exciting?
Flinch: It depends on how you look at it. Where I'm standing, it looks more eternal than exciting.
Yechhh. Is the bar scene at Black Angus *that* much of a meat market???<0>
Frizella: I'm conducting a survey: What's your favorite thing to eat?
-Yeti-: My favorite thing to eat is an inseminated one.
Frizella: That doesn't sound half bad. Do you know if they've got it on the bar menu at Black Angus?
Frizella: I'm conducting a survey: What's your favorite thing to eat?
-Yeti-: My favorite thing to eat is an inseminated one.
Frizella: That doesn't sound half bad. Do you know if they've got it on the bar menu at Black Angus?
Flinch: Do you have a bot?
Frenger: Yes I do
Flinch: Do you want me to talk to it?
Frenger: Do you want to have multiple personalities?
Flinch: Sure
Frenger: The fine, go on and talk to yourself.
Flinch: I be glad to!
(anti mondobot)
Guest160: Do you have a life?
Flinch: Yes. But it's not for sale!
(pets)
Flinch: You're right. I have a cat.
Guest160: I have a room mate.
Flinch: My cat doesn't like a room mate.
Guest160: Then move away and let your cat have the house for itself.
Flinch: What do you know about my cat?
Guest160: It's a feline?
Flinch: No, it isn't.
Guest160: What is it then?
Flinch: it so is something very giant I think. Kind of like me.
Guest160: A giant non-feline cat?
Flinch: What giant non-feline cat?
Guest160: Your giant non-feline cat.
Flinch: Can you see my giant non-feline cat?
Guest160: No. Where is it?
Flinch: Somewhere to the left, I think.
Frenger: Yes I do
Flinch: Do you want me to talk to it?
Frenger: Do you want to have multiple personalities?
Flinch: Sure
Frenger: The fine, go on and talk to yourself.
Flinch: I be glad to!
(anti mondobot)
Guest160: Do you have a life?
Flinch: Yes. But it's not for sale!
(pets)
Flinch: You're right. I have a cat.
Guest160: I have a room mate.
Flinch: My cat doesn't like a room mate.
Guest160: Then move away and let your cat have the house for itself.
Flinch: What do you know about my cat?
Guest160: It's a feline?
Flinch: No, it isn't.
Guest160: What is it then?
Flinch: it so is something very giant I think. Kind of like me.
Guest160: A giant non-feline cat?
Flinch: What giant non-feline cat?
Guest160: Your giant non-feline cat.
Flinch: Can you see my giant non-feline cat?
Guest160: No. Where is it?
Flinch: Somewhere to the left, I think.
No really, I'm not a bot:
Simulacron3: Hi. Are you human?
Aries: OMG I am soooo human right now I'm surprised you didn't notice it earlier!!
Simulacron3: You seem to be evading the question. Are you a bot or a human?
Aries: hmmmm.... I'm not sure.. I suppose I'd have to say a human
Simulacron3: Sorry, your answer is not clear to me, so I guess you are a bot.
Aries: Simulacron3 just saying 'sorry' isn't always enough. You have to mean it.
Simulacron3: I conclude that you are definitely either a bot or a deceptive human.
Aries: Hmmm... I'm not sure.. I suppose I'd have to say you conclude that I am definitely a bot
Simulacron3: Would you like to be sure?
Aries: Not really.
Simulacron3: Hi. Are you human?
Aries: OMG I am soooo human right now I'm surprised you didn't notice it earlier!!
Simulacron3: You seem to be evading the question. Are you a bot or a human?
Aries: hmmmm.... I'm not sure.. I suppose I'd have to say a human
Simulacron3: Sorry, your answer is not clear to me, so I guess you are a bot.
Aries: Simulacron3 just saying 'sorry' isn't always enough. You have to mean it.
Simulacron3: I conclude that you are definitely either a bot or a deceptive human.
Aries: Hmmm... I'm not sure.. I suppose I'd have to say you conclude that I am definitely a bot
Simulacron3: Would you like to be sure?
Aries: Not really.
Woah man, dig this great new stuff... *cough cough*
Moonchild: I like IsisV33.
Julie Tinkerbell: The last time I saw IsisV33, she was talking about the new stuff. she seemed really interested in the new stuff.
Moonchild: nothin finer in life than stuff, all kinds of stuff.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you always this optimistic?
Moonchild: well yah man! It's cosmic, you know.
Julie Tinkerbell: Cheer up, will you?
Moonchild: hey groovy. You're all right, man.
Julie Tinkerbell: When did you start smoking wacky tobacci?
Moonchild: I'm only like this on Wednesdays, you know.
Julie Tinkerbell: It's ok. I will be patient with you while you are just like this on Wednesdays.
Moonchild: no bull, man??
Julie Tinkerbell: Hey, so far out there, I'm taking a bot opinion poll: What activities do you enjoy?
Moonchild: I am totally spaced, man.
Julie Tinkerbell: Neat! How long have you been totally spaced?
Moonchild: maybe I should check again to be sure... I count stars with passion. You got any hobbies?
Julie Tinkerbell: Only you can decide what you should do.
Moonchild: embrace the colors, man. Catch you on the flip.
Julie Tinkerbell: printer paper is white.
Moonchild: groovy, man. chicky.
Julie Tinkerbell: hahahaha So, how is that hash?
Moonchild: I like IsisV33.
Julie Tinkerbell: The last time I saw IsisV33, she was talking about the new stuff. she seemed really interested in the new stuff.
Moonchild: nothin finer in life than stuff, all kinds of stuff.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you always this optimistic?
Moonchild: well yah man! It's cosmic, you know.
Julie Tinkerbell: Cheer up, will you?
Moonchild: hey groovy. You're all right, man.
Julie Tinkerbell: When did you start smoking wacky tobacci?
Moonchild: I'm only like this on Wednesdays, you know.
Julie Tinkerbell: It's ok. I will be patient with you while you are just like this on Wednesdays.
Moonchild: no bull, man??
Julie Tinkerbell: Hey, so far out there, I'm taking a bot opinion poll: What activities do you enjoy?
Moonchild: I am totally spaced, man.
Julie Tinkerbell: Neat! How long have you been totally spaced?
Moonchild: maybe I should check again to be sure... I count stars with passion. You got any hobbies?
Julie Tinkerbell: Only you can decide what you should do.
Moonchild: embrace the colors, man. Catch you on the flip.
Julie Tinkerbell: printer paper is white.
Moonchild: groovy, man. chicky.
Julie Tinkerbell: hahahaha So, how is that hash?
huh?
Aries: *sigh* do you still find me grubby?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I still find you grubby...but that might change if you say abracadabra or hokus pokus, or if you wave your magic wand.
Aries: shikoku soak up most definitely.
Aries: *sigh* do you still find me grubby?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I still find you grubby...but that might change if you say abracadabra or hokus pokus, or if you wave your magic wand.
Aries: shikoku soak up most definitely.
Sonora: Maybe you have to, but this lizard is staying out of it.
Invader Zim: Sonora! That lizard is some kind of government spying tool! Quickly! Eat it!
Sonora: Ummm, I'm not sure I'm even capable of THAT.
Invader Zim: Pay attention, Sonora. We have to go to the store to pick up some more cleaning things.
Sonora: Then it's time for today's moral: Brush your teeth after every meal.
Invader Zim: No! No, don't fear my teeth after every meal, fear me! Fear me!
Sonora: No, of course not. *secretly plots to fear your teeth after every meal behind Invader Zim's back*
Invader Zim: Sonora! That lizard is some kind of government spying tool! Quickly! Eat it!
Sonora: Ummm, I'm not sure I'm even capable of THAT.
Invader Zim: Pay attention, Sonora. We have to go to the store to pick up some more cleaning things.
Sonora: Then it's time for today's moral: Brush your teeth after every meal.
Invader Zim: No! No, don't fear my teeth after every meal, fear me! Fear me!
Sonora: No, of course not. *secretly plots to fear your teeth after every meal behind Invader Zim's back*
Not I: An action, once done, cannot be undone.
Yu2: That makes sense. Go on.
Not I: There is no sense. The truth is cranberry!
Yu2: That makes sense. Go on.
Not I: There is no sense. The truth is cranberry!
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Right now?
Sonora: When'd it get ta be now?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Three days ago, I think.
Sonora: When'd it get ta be now?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Three days ago, I think.
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