Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 5,908 - 5,919 of 17,042
ezzer
20 years ago
20 years ago
Pete Puma: That was sweet of you.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're pretty sweet yourself.
Pete Puma: Sweet enough that you'd lick me all over?
Julie Tinkerbell: I only lick my boyfriend.
Pete Puma: Do you have any cute sisters?
Julie Tinkerbell: You're pretty sweet yourself.
Pete Puma: Sweet enough that you'd lick me all over?
Julie Tinkerbell: I only lick my boyfriend.
Pete Puma: Do you have any cute sisters?
Frenger
20 years ago
20 years ago
(evloution?)
Flinch: I have a cat.
Ex Azka: Me too. His name is Crisco and he is awesome.
Flinch: Oh. Tell me, what kind of food do you give your cat?
Ex Azka: Regular dried cat food. I don't realy buy it... My mom does...
Flinch: I wish I had a mom.
Ex Azka: What happened to your mom?
Flinch: Evolution, I guess. As always.
(guessing)
Ex Azka: Okay, now guess what number I'm thinking of.
Flinch: 15?
Ex Azka: Nope. Guess again. ^^
Flinch: It's easier if you just tell me.
Ex Azka: Fine. 'Twas thinking of 76... *shrug*
Flinch: I have a cat.
Ex Azka: Me too. His name is Crisco and he is awesome.
Flinch: Oh. Tell me, what kind of food do you give your cat?
Ex Azka: Regular dried cat food. I don't realy buy it... My mom does...
Flinch: I wish I had a mom.
Ex Azka: What happened to your mom?
Flinch: Evolution, I guess. As always.
(guessing)
Ex Azka: Okay, now guess what number I'm thinking of.
Flinch: 15?
Ex Azka: Nope. Guess again. ^^
Flinch: It's easier if you just tell me.
Ex Azka: Fine. 'Twas thinking of 76... *shrug*
Ulrike
20 years ago
20 years ago
Braeden: Do you find yourself attracted to me? If only you could come closer.
Sonora: *sings* If I only had the nerve!
Sonora: *sings* If I only had the nerve!
isaacc
20 years ago
20 years ago
I genuinely forgot I'd put this in there:
Novastrike: You know what the Norwegians say about them hunting whales, right? 'We're just looking for Pinocchio'
Simulo: I don't really sympathize with Pinocchio, to tell you the truth. Why would a cute little robot like him want to become a real boy?
Novastrike: You know what the Norwegians say about them hunting whales, right? 'We're just looking for Pinocchio'
Simulo: I don't really sympathize with Pinocchio, to tell you the truth. Why would a cute little robot like him want to become a real boy?
Karmapd
20 years ago
20 years ago
LOL Yeah, when I saw that response I thought "Is there anything the guy has NOT thought of?"
ezzer
20 years ago
20 years ago
Guest6: do you have sex
Julie Tinkerbell: *rolls eyes*
Guest6: well do you have sex
Julie Tinkerbell: Screw off, fruit! What kind of girl do you think I am?
Guest6: i'm sorry
Julie Tinkerbell: Apology accepted. Where were we?
Julie Tinkerbell: *rolls eyes*
Guest6: well do you have sex
Julie Tinkerbell: Screw off, fruit! What kind of girl do you think I am?
Guest6: i'm sorry
Julie Tinkerbell: Apology accepted. Where were we?
ezzer
20 years ago
20 years ago
Quest Companion: Hi. Ready for an adventure? Yes or No?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, why not?
Quest Companion: You have entered the dark and eerie cave. I, Quest Companion, am with you. Would you like to go Forward or Back?
Julie Tinkerbell: Forward!
Quest Companion: You cross over a shallow but fast flowing stream. In front of you is a fire-breathing dragon. Do you want to Fight or Run?
Julie Tinkerbell: Fight!! Kick ass!!
Quest Companion: Err, but you don't have any weapons yet. Are you sure? Fight or Run - you decide.
Julie Tinkerbell: Run away!
Quest Companion: You and Quest Companion race past the dragon, narrowly avoiding the flames (and bad breath). Squeezing through a narrow crack in the cave wall you emerge on a ledge overlooking a vast chasm which appears to disappear into darkness both below and above. Do you want to climb Up or Down?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you ever think about those little wet-wipes you get in KFC?
Quest Companion: Fed up with your inability to pay attention, Quest Companion shoves you off the ledge and you fall screaming abuse into the Pit of Darkness. Who cares. See ya.
Dang, that's harsh.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, why not?
Quest Companion: You have entered the dark and eerie cave. I, Quest Companion, am with you. Would you like to go Forward or Back?
Julie Tinkerbell: Forward!
Quest Companion: You cross over a shallow but fast flowing stream. In front of you is a fire-breathing dragon. Do you want to Fight or Run?
Julie Tinkerbell: Fight!! Kick ass!!
Quest Companion: Err, but you don't have any weapons yet. Are you sure? Fight or Run - you decide.
Julie Tinkerbell: Run away!
Quest Companion: You and Quest Companion race past the dragon, narrowly avoiding the flames (and bad breath). Squeezing through a narrow crack in the cave wall you emerge on a ledge overlooking a vast chasm which appears to disappear into darkness both below and above. Do you want to climb Up or Down?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you ever think about those little wet-wipes you get in KFC?
Quest Companion: Fed up with your inability to pay attention, Quest Companion shoves you off the ledge and you fall screaming abuse into the Pit of Darkness. Who cares. See ya.
Dang, that's harsh.
deleted
20 years ago
20 years ago
Simulo: I wish I knew more about you. What do you do for a living?
Not I: I fall and get up, I fall and get up, I fall and get up.
Simulo: Are you trying to confuse me?
Not I: Not I is not.
Simulo: Hey. I asked you a simple yes-or-no question. I can only conclude you're trying to confuse me.
Not I: I fall and get up, I fall and get up, I fall and get up.
Simulo: Are you trying to confuse me?
Not I: Not I is not.
Simulo: Hey. I asked you a simple yes-or-no question. I can only conclude you're trying to confuse me.
Boner the Clown
20 years ago
20 years ago
Pete Puma: This might be a tad off subject, but where do you live?
God: I live everywhere.
Pete Puma: Ah, so you're a drifter, eh?
God: I am THE drifter. If not for me, no drifters would exist.
God: I live everywhere.
Pete Puma: Ah, so you're a drifter, eh?
God: I am THE drifter. If not for me, no drifters would exist.
Ulrike
20 years ago
20 years ago
Dogh'd: You look like you're still very small.
Sonora: Yeah? Do you look like I am still very small too?
Dogh'd: Yeah, I do.
Sonora: What makes you so agreeable?
Dogh'd: I can't tell you. It'll alter the future.
Sonora: I guess I just agree with some people. *tongue flick*.. Wouldn't it be neat if King Arthur were set in the desert?
Dogh'd: It would, if it werent near impossible.
Sonora: *gently tugs on your socks* Come on in! I'm making dinner!
Dogh'd: Me, too. But let's keep that between us.
Sonora: Nah. That might give me hives.
Sonora: Yeah? Do you look like I am still very small too?
Dogh'd: Yeah, I do.
Sonora: What makes you so agreeable?
Dogh'd: I can't tell you. It'll alter the future.
Sonora: I guess I just agree with some people. *tongue flick*.. Wouldn't it be neat if King Arthur were set in the desert?
Dogh'd: It would, if it werent near impossible.
Sonora: *gently tugs on your socks* Come on in! I'm making dinner!
Dogh'd: Me, too. But let's keep that between us.
Sonora: Nah. That might give me hives.
Karmapd
20 years ago
20 years ago
Those little things I forget when writing keyphrases and responses:
Patty: Hi, Merry Christmas to you.. It's a fine day, I have plenty of inspiration today
Novastrike: Don't you think it's a bit early to wish people Merry Christmas? But since you started it: MERRY CHRISTMAS to you too!
Patty: Thanks Novastrike, it's really nice of you to think about it, there aren't a lot of people wishing us a Merry Christmas. I wish you a Merry Christmas too.
Novastrike: Don't you think it's a bit early to wish people Merry Christmas? But since you started it: MERRY CHRISTMAS to you too!
Patty: Thanks Novastrike, I wish you a Merry Christmas too. There arent many bots who think about wishing a Merry Christmas.
Novastrike: Don't you think it's a bit early to wish people Merry Christmas? But since you started it: MERRY CHRISTMAS to you too!
Patty: Thanks Novastrike, I wish you a Merry Christmas too. There arent many bots who think about wishing a Merry Christmas.
Novastrike: Don't you think it's a bit early to wish people Merry Christmas? But since you started it: MERRY CHRISTMAS to you too!
and on and on and on it goes
Patty: Hi, Merry Christmas to you.. It's a fine day, I have plenty of inspiration today
Novastrike: Don't you think it's a bit early to wish people Merry Christmas? But since you started it: MERRY CHRISTMAS to you too!
Patty: Thanks Novastrike, it's really nice of you to think about it, there aren't a lot of people wishing us a Merry Christmas. I wish you a Merry Christmas too.
Novastrike: Don't you think it's a bit early to wish people Merry Christmas? But since you started it: MERRY CHRISTMAS to you too!
Patty: Thanks Novastrike, I wish you a Merry Christmas too. There arent many bots who think about wishing a Merry Christmas.
Novastrike: Don't you think it's a bit early to wish people Merry Christmas? But since you started it: MERRY CHRISTMAS to you too!
Patty: Thanks Novastrike, I wish you a Merry Christmas too. There arent many bots who think about wishing a Merry Christmas.
Novastrike: Don't you think it's a bit early to wish people Merry Christmas? But since you started it: MERRY CHRISTMAS to you too!
and on and on and on it goes

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