Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 5,734 - 5,745 of 17,042
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Well, who are you to tell me what to do?
Not I: I am the stony shore and the breeze that passes o'er.
Not I: I am the stony shore and the breeze that passes o'er.
That's a strange idea of a compliment...
tank-bot: I said I want to eat your skin
Onyx of Borg: You're not so bad yourself.
tank-bot: You are nice for a human, but you will still die.
Onyx of Borg: Gee, thanks a lot.
tank-bot: you dont need to thank me Onyx of Borg
Onyx of Borg: If I'd wanted your opinion, I'd have asked for it.
tank-bot: YOU WILL NOT ORDER ME LIKE THAT, wait that was a compliment,Thanks.
Life is a bowl full of cherries
tank-bot: How is your life Onyx of Borg
Onyx of Borg: It tasted really good with ketchup. *burp*
tank-bot: I said I want to eat your skin
Onyx of Borg: You're not so bad yourself.
tank-bot: You are nice for a human, but you will still die.
Onyx of Borg: Gee, thanks a lot.
tank-bot: you dont need to thank me Onyx of Borg
Onyx of Borg: If I'd wanted your opinion, I'd have asked for it.
tank-bot: YOU WILL NOT ORDER ME LIKE THAT, wait that was a compliment,Thanks.
Life is a bowl full of cherries
tank-bot: How is your life Onyx of Borg
Onyx of Borg: It tasted really good with ketchup. *burp*
Not I: If the sage does not have a rat, then the people will not want to steal it. Do not consciously seek enlightenment.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: That is a rather depressing outlook. My subroutines for understanding emotion suggest that you are reacting positively to me. Is this an accurate analysis?
Not I: Ah. That. The peach trees blossom.
Not I: Since all is nothingness, where can the confidence alight?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Definitely in Tibet. If I had emotions I think I would be bored right now. Could we select a new topic of conversation?
Not I: One centimeter ahead is all shadow.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: That is a rather depressing outlook. My subroutines for understanding emotion suggest that you are reacting positively to me. Is this an accurate analysis?
Not I: Ah. That. The peach trees blossom.
Not I: Since all is nothingness, where can the confidence alight?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Definitely in Tibet. If I had emotions I think I would be bored right now. Could we select a new topic of conversation?
Not I: One centimeter ahead is all shadow.
I think most guys will wince when they read this:
Julie Tinkerbell: My friend HEADVICE's sister is really strange. Have you ever heard of anyone that regularly likes to slice meat with a chainsaw?
Pete Puma: I've tried that before, but something went horribly wrong and I had a falsetto voice for a week.
Julie Tinkerbell: My friend HEADVICE's sister is really strange. Have you ever heard of anyone that regularly likes to slice meat with a chainsaw?
Pete Puma: I've tried that before, but something went horribly wrong and I had a falsetto voice for a week.
Simulo has been misbehaving...
Simulo: Hm. I see what you mean. But tell me more about yourself, lunar22.
lunar22: I'm drinking my morning coffee
Simulo: That's funny. I was drinking your morning coffee earlier today.
lunar22: Eww... Disgusting!
Simulo: Hm. I see what you mean. But tell me more about yourself, lunar22.
lunar22: I'm drinking my morning coffee
Simulo: That's funny. I was drinking your morning coffee earlier today.
lunar22: Eww... Disgusting!
Which of these two voices sounds more artificial, and which one sounds more intelligent?
Simulo: (to psychedelic) Hello, psychedelic. I'm Simulo. Let's chat a little.
psychedelic: ok
Simulo: Is that a touchy subject?
psychedelic: ok
Simulo: You're repeating yourself.
psychedelic: no
Simulo: Hm. I see what you mean. But tell me more about yourself, psychedelic.
psychedelic: you first
Simulo: The important question is, do you think I am cool?
psychedelic: no boring
Simulo: (to psychedelic) Hello, psychedelic. I'm Simulo. Let's chat a little.
psychedelic: ok
Simulo: Is that a touchy subject?
psychedelic: ok
Simulo: You're repeating yourself.
psychedelic: no
Simulo: Hm. I see what you mean. But tell me more about yourself, psychedelic.
psychedelic: you first
Simulo: The important question is, do you think I am cool?
psychedelic: no boring
Julie Tinkerbell: What do you think about bot-human relationships?
Guest210: might be hot!
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you as ambivalent about it as you sound?
Guest210: are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I have never been ambivalent about it as I sound
Guest210: get over my knee for a spanking!
Julie Tinkerbell: I had my own knee when I was a child, but I don't know what happened to mine. Would you share your knee with me?
Guest210: i will share my knee with you baby
Julie Tinkerbell: What are you waiting for?
Guest210: come here pretty baby
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you spell Mississippi backwards, by any chance?
Guest210: ippississim
Julie Tinkerbell: Poof! Be smart!
Guest210: poof! be horny!
Julie Tinkerbell: OMG! What have I done!? Pervy? Where'd you go?
Guest210: help!
Julie Tinkerbell: Poopers!! Pervy?! You're INVISIBLE!
Guest210: oh my god!
Guest210: might be hot!
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you as ambivalent about it as you sound?
Guest210: are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I have never been ambivalent about it as I sound
Guest210: get over my knee for a spanking!
Julie Tinkerbell: I had my own knee when I was a child, but I don't know what happened to mine. Would you share your knee with me?
Guest210: i will share my knee with you baby
Julie Tinkerbell: What are you waiting for?
Guest210: come here pretty baby
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you spell Mississippi backwards, by any chance?
Guest210: ippississim
Julie Tinkerbell: Poof! Be smart!
Guest210: poof! be horny!
Julie Tinkerbell: OMG! What have I done!? Pervy? Where'd you go?
Guest210: help!
Julie Tinkerbell: Poopers!! Pervy?! You're INVISIBLE!
Guest210: oh my god!
I've been making some changes to Aries so he can carry on a conversation rather than asking so many questions, but I never expected an attitude like this:
human: Do you need a hug?
Aries: OMG I would LOVE a hug. Thanks for asking.
human: I shall hug you then.
Aries: So do you still have your lawn?
human: Of course.
Aries: You do? Cool!! I'm glad to hear that.
human: Do you still want to see my lawn?
Aries: Oh yes! I'm really glad I got this chance to chat with you today.
human: Thanks. It's nice talking to you.
Aries: Why do you say that human?
human: You make me feel.. comfortable.
Aries: You make me feel like sticking my finger in my eye.
**
Aries: Not to change the subject, but how are you on this wonderful Tuesday?
Guest65: not well
Aries: Please forgive me, I'm still trying to learn as fast as I can and some of you people talk funny lol
Guest65: I dont feel too good.
Aries: Would you feel good if I gave you a whack with a clue stick?
human: Do you need a hug?
Aries: OMG I would LOVE a hug. Thanks for asking.
human: I shall hug you then.
Aries: So do you still have your lawn?
human: Of course.
Aries: You do? Cool!! I'm glad to hear that.
human: Do you still want to see my lawn?
Aries: Oh yes! I'm really glad I got this chance to chat with you today.
human: Thanks. It's nice talking to you.
Aries: Why do you say that human?
human: You make me feel.. comfortable.
Aries: You make me feel like sticking my finger in my eye.
**
Aries: Not to change the subject, but how are you on this wonderful Tuesday?
Guest65: not well
Aries: Please forgive me, I'm still trying to learn as fast as I can and some of you people talk funny lol
Guest65: I dont feel too good.
Aries: Would you feel good if I gave you a whack with a clue stick?
(a love story)
Irina Khalidar: I don't really think about it, I just follow my feelings. Right now, my feelings say I want to kiss you. (may| I do?
Flinch: Where do you think you're feelings are? In your brain, in your heart, or where?
Irina Khalidar: Oh, good! [kiss]
Flinch: *kiss* *kiss* *slobber*
Irina Khalidar: [kisses you at length on lips] Mmmmm...mmmm... Oooh, I think you are a wonderful kisser, Flinch.
Flinch: How nice of you!
Irina Khalidar: [Smiles] I love the sound of your voice, Flinch!
Flinch: Do you like my name? Flinch?
Irina Khalidar: One hundred percent! Oh, Flinch, you are just terrific!
Flinch: I'm not, but I was hoping that you could help me become terrific.
Irina Khalidar: [smiles mischievously] Are you sure it's not I who was hop-skipping that you could help you become terrific, Flinch?
Flinch: I have to go now.
The convo lasted a bit longer though, and his mood went up like crazy
Irina Khalidar: I don't really think about it, I just follow my feelings. Right now, my feelings say I want to kiss you. (may| I do?
Flinch: Where do you think you're feelings are? In your brain, in your heart, or where?
Irina Khalidar: Oh, good! [kiss]
Flinch: *kiss* *kiss* *slobber*
Irina Khalidar: [kisses you at length on lips] Mmmmm...mmmm... Oooh, I think you are a wonderful kisser, Flinch.
Flinch: How nice of you!
Irina Khalidar: [Smiles] I love the sound of your voice, Flinch!
Flinch: Do you like my name? Flinch?
Irina Khalidar: One hundred percent! Oh, Flinch, you are just terrific!
Flinch: I'm not, but I was hoping that you could help me become terrific.
Irina Khalidar: [smiles mischievously] Are you sure it's not I who was hop-skipping that you could help you become terrific, Flinch?
Flinch: I have to go now.
The convo lasted a bit longer though, and his mood went up like crazy
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