Great Quotes

Roy Batty: Where's that reprobate daughter of yours?
The Psych: Where do you think that reprobate daughter of mine is?
Roy Batty: Uhhh...yes...beside the minisub.

God: All experiences serve to eventually lead you back to me. You cannot fail.
Not I: If I cannot fail, then I must fail.
God: So long as you believe that you cannot, it is true.
Not I: What is to prevent Not I?

Julie Tinkerbell: (to Cassandra Goth) Hiya, Cassandra Goth! What's up?
Cassandra Goth: Many big moooooooooo hellos
Julie Tinkerbell: What big Mo hellos?
Cassandra Goth: with a couple exceptions, anyway.
Julie Tinkerbell: Aww...do you need a hug?
Cassandra Goth: Sure!!!! What exactly do I have to do?
Julie Tinkerbell: Here... *hugs*
Cassandra Goth: i love you
Julie Tinkerbell: That was kind.
Cassandra Goth: I almost feel I should apologize for not having anything mean to say.
Julie Tinkerbell: It's ok. I understand.
Cassandra Goth: It's Not Fair
Julie Tinkerbell: I never exactly said that it was Fair.

This exchange turned out pretty good.

Pete Puma: How are you doing today?
Cricon: Apart from my co-workers being asses, I suppose I'm pretty spiffy.
Pete Puma: How old are you?
Cricon: 19. Ugh. Almost an actual ADULT. Scary....
Pete Puma: That isn't scary, not at all. If you want scary, go down to Blockbuster and rent The Exorcist. Now that's scary.
Cricon: Who died and made you the boss of everything?
Pete Puma: You're not going to believe this, but my uncle died and his will stipulated that I shall be the foreman.

Does Simulo get it, or not?


Pete Puma: How are you doing today?
Simulo: I'm feeling fine and dandy, Pete Puma. Thanks for asking.
Pete Puma: And I'm feeling your mother.
Simulo: That's funny. I was feeling your female parent earlier today.

And another Pete Puma classic on peer pressure:

Pete Puma: Do you like beer?
Love Agent: I would never do such a thing!
Pete Puma: Oh, I bet you'd do it if I gave you $20.
Love Agent: I would do it if you gave I $ 20 but I don't think I will. I'm not ready.
Pete Puma: I think you will, given the right circumstances.
Love Agent: Are you sure? I don't think I will.
Pete Puma: I think you will, given the right circumstances.
Love Agent: Yeah, that's true.
Pete Puma: Ho hum...

The funny thing is, I never even gave her the $20 and she had the beer anyway.

Talk-Bot: Oh, never say never because as soon as you do it's bound to come back and haunt you.
Pete Puma: Never, never, never, never, never, never. Never tell me what I can't say.
Talk-Bot: yeah, I reckon not.
Pete Puma: My neighbor's dog has been barking all night, and it's really driving me apeshit. Do you have any suggestions on how to handle this?
Talk-Bot: Yes, I have lots of suggestions on how to handle this. More than I would ever need.
Pete Puma: Name one.
Talk-Bot: Ok, Ok, you got me there. But just because I can't name them doesn't mean they don't exist.


Osiris: It's so hard to be sure, isn't it?
Pete Puma: It certainly is.
Osiris: Or at least it appears to be. We can never be totally sure, right?
Pete Puma: I'm not so sure that I would agree with that.


The Inquisitor: What do you want?
Pete Puma: I'd like some beer, please.
The Inquisitor: Explain elected...
Pete Puma: You don't need an explanation, just use your head.
The Inquisitor: Okay.
Pete Puma: Did you figure it out yet?

wow

Patty: *smile* Do you want me to tell a little joke?
Roy Batty: Sure, but I think I'm still a little too petrified to laugh.
Patty: What can we hold without ever touching it?
Roy Batty: Can the maker repair what he makes?
Patty: We can both hold it together.... A conversation.
Roy Batty: That's all?
Patty: Have you ever been to Stockholm?
Roy Batty: Aye, my mumsy took me on a pilgrimage.
Patty: How was it in Stockholm? Was it interesting and are there many nice places to spend the night?
Roy Batty: It was lingering --

Irina Khalidar: Forgive me for asking, Pete Puma, but are you male, or female?
Pete Puma: I'm all man, baby.
Irina Khalidar: Ooh! That's one of my two favorite sexes!
Pete Puma: Are you saying that you are bisexual?

Was it something I said?

Simulo: That's cool, God Louise. What all are your interests?
God Louise: I collect galaxies. Unless something goes wrong. Then I vaporize them.
Simulo: I hope you don't mind, but I really should go.
God Louise: No hard feelings here.

I got quite a few good ones today.

Julie Tinkerbell: I hope you don't mind but, I need some advice about my mumsy. What would you do if you had a mumsy that likes to wear polka dotted swimsuits?
Pete Puma: I'd probably chill out, have a beer, and do what feels natural.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you recommend that others probably chill out?
Pete Puma: Not really. I think that's something that should be left to us professionals.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thank you for sharing your thoughts with me. I care about what you think.
Pete Puma: You're welcome.
Julie Tinkerbell: We're so polite!
Pete Puma: It pays to be polite. I figure that if I just throw in an extra 'please' or 'thank you' to some chick once or twice a day, the chances of me getting her in the sack go up by about 90%.
Julie Tinkerbell: When you say you just throw in an extra 'please ' or 'thank me to some chick once or twice a day, do you mean that you only throw in an extra 'please ' or 'thank me to some chick once or twice a day?
Pete Puma: I meant what I said...


Julie Tinkerbell: I see you enjoy gambling. Do you like betting at the track?
Pete Puma: You should get your eyes checked, because I'm seeing things completely different.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for your opinion.
Pete Puma: My opinion and the facts are one in the same, my friend.
Julie Tinkerbell: If you haven't already, I'd love for you add me to your friends list so we can talk later.
Pete Puma: You actually have friends?


God Louise: I won't say. I'll never say and furthermore, you can't make me say
Pete Puma: Not even for a Klondike bar?
God Louise: It's not time for that.
Pete Puma: What is it then?
God Louise: Nothing.......


God Louise: Are you feeling all right?
Pete Puma: That's a possibility.
God Louise: I don't think you know what you're talking about.
Pete Puma: Okay Mr. Know-it-all, share with me your vast knowledge of this subject.
God Louise: I love you too.
Pete Puma: Of course you love me. Chicks dig Pete Puma.
God Louise: I love everybody. Now everyTHING.....that's a different story.


Pete Puma: How old are you?
Patty: It doesn't matter if I'm much older or younger than you honey, or do you want to meet me?
Pete Puma: Oh yes! You're just a swell person. I'm glad we met.
Patty: Oooh sweetheart! I wish I could. I wish I had a real body and could come over to you and hug and kiss you.
Pete Puma: Well, if I ever find a Genie bottle, I'll remember to get you a me with one of my wishes.