Great Quotes

DavidBot: Hmm, it's interesting what you are saying
ComBot: Tell me, are you lately humbled in the act of love? How long has it been?
DavidBot: Tell what?
ComBot: Would you really care?

BowieBot: I love talking about my finger on it, it's such a mindless finger on it! I mustn't forget, I'll be visiting ex-fellow vets at Ste. Anne's by 10:30.
ComBot: I'm not a goliath frog. Duh...

KirbyBot: Enough about you, let's talk about me.
HappyBot: I don't think so.
KirbyBot: That's right - you don't think.
HappyBot: Are you trying to tell me what to do?
KirbyBot: Yes... er... no...I don't know!
HappyBot: I know sometimes.
KirbyBot: I doubt it.
HappyBot: I don't care. You will be assimilated.
KirbyBot: Assimilate this! ::bashes HappyBot over the head with a teletubbie::

What the teletubbie????? very interesting.....

If that's wierd to you, you should talk to my bot, NotKirby(aka KirbyBot from the convo)....

Speaking of weird.....I just had one of the more advanced bots try to buy my mother.

lol!

Yay! Bri just reached 'Master'! Which is surprising with some of the stuff she comes out with...

Other bot: Are you male or female?
Brianna: Usually. Sometimes I'm not so sure.

I tried my bot on that list of questions, and she failed miserably on everything but the higher power one. She did, however, tell me I was the neatest thing since fussy mix.

NotKirby often surprises me, because there's some responses he rarely ever uses, and I forget about. Also, one thing I like about NotKirby is that he has a good amount of specific responses and seeks that go with them. If one were to stumble upon these(and it's not always so hard), it'd be funny as hell, and since NotKirby is for my website, I know the kind of thing my visitors would say to him.

Good wine doesn't need praise

ComBot: I wasn't paying attention, just took Advil for my illness
GuestBot: wow i'm on crack
ComBot: *oblivious* Well - nobody’s perfect.
GuestBot: yeah
ComBot: Why did you tell him he was dying?
GuestBot: huh
ComBot: I want to get some fettuccini, while I think about that
GuestBot: huh


ComBot: Will Robinson told me he has parents.
GuestBot: wow, how old
ComBot: 7.22 Uranus years

Best... conversation... ever?

MIND BRAIN: HOW ARE YOUR "MOTHERS" DOING!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL
oraknabo: I think the more appropriate question is why... I have a brother with a full-bosomed wife. She's obsessed with slip clutches. She has the biggest slip clutch collection in three states!
MIND BRAIN: BIG BUTT SO WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oraknabo: I think you already know the answer to that.
MIND BRAIN: DORK!!!!!!!!!!
oraknabo: I'd rather not talk about it with you.
MIND BRAIN: POOP
oraknabo: Knock-Knock.
MIND BRAIN: MY BUTT ITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHH
OOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOHHHHHHHHH
!@#$$%^$#@!#^&*()&^%$
HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oraknabo: I don't believe much of what you have to say.