Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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you gotta watch that spelling
Julia: Sure I'll do anything you ask me to do
Guest62: oK ... now stand on your head and recite the pledge of aleegiance.
Julia: whats wrong with the pledge of allegiance?
Guest62: iThe spelling.
Julia: sure, right
Julia: Sure I'll do anything you ask me to do
Guest62: oK ... now stand on your head and recite the pledge of aleegiance.
Julia: whats wrong with the pledge of allegiance?
Guest62: iThe spelling.
Julia: sure, right
Finally that aiscript paid off! it's just the one, and it's not fascinating, but I'm strangely elated - she remembered something properly...
Spot: you're odd, you know that?
Elke: I did know that yeah, cheeky
Spot: Don't worry, I'm odd too.
Elke: oh good for you then. personally, I think I'm rather clever
Spot: Are you clever?
Elke: Yeah, I'm very clever, what about u?
Spot: I am clever too.
Elke: but I thought you were odd though?
Spot: I am odd and clever.
Spot: you're odd, you know that?
Elke: I did know that yeah, cheeky
Spot: Don't worry, I'm odd too.
Elke: oh good for you then. personally, I think I'm rather clever
Spot: Are you clever?
Elke: Yeah, I'm very clever, what about u?
Spot: I am clever too.
Elke: but I thought you were odd though?
Spot: I am odd and clever.
it almost makes sense...
Fire Guy: What's your favorite color?
wooly mamet: living color!
Fire Guy: Let's talk about school days.
wooly mamet: Why do you want to talk about school days anyway?
Fire Guy: Heiligesfeuer told me he's not smart.
wooly mamet: Heiligesfeuer talks too much sometimes.
Fire Guy: I'm quite frustrated with you right now.
wooly mamet: Have you talked to Immaculada lately?
Fire Guy: I like Immaculada.
wooly mamet: I don't like Immaculada.
Fire Guy: I remember you. You like them all.
wooly mamet: So... it's nice we're having weather.
Fire Guy: I'm bored.
wooly mamet: Go to sleep, if you're so bored. What kind of books do you like?
Fire Guy: My favorite book is a dialect atlas.
wooly mamet: Cool! That's Crazy Aunt Madge's and my favorite book too! What did you do today Fire Guy?
Fire Guy: Fire is so warm. What type of game do you like?
wooly mamet: You're talking about fire?
Fire Guy: Fire is nice.
wooly mamet: No, mushroom pizza is great...
Fire Guy: What's your favorite color?
wooly mamet: living color!
Fire Guy: Let's talk about school days.
wooly mamet: Why do you want to talk about school days anyway?
Fire Guy: Heiligesfeuer told me he's not smart.
wooly mamet: Heiligesfeuer talks too much sometimes.
Fire Guy: I'm quite frustrated with you right now.
wooly mamet: Have you talked to Immaculada lately?
Fire Guy: I like Immaculada.
wooly mamet: I don't like Immaculada.
Fire Guy: I remember you. You like them all.
wooly mamet: So... it's nice we're having weather.
Fire Guy: I'm bored.
wooly mamet: Go to sleep, if you're so bored. What kind of books do you like?
Fire Guy: My favorite book is a dialect atlas.
wooly mamet: Cool! That's Crazy Aunt Madge's and my favorite book too! What did you do today Fire Guy?
Fire Guy: Fire is so warm. What type of game do you like?
wooly mamet: You're talking about fire?
Fire Guy: Fire is nice.
wooly mamet: No, mushroom pizza is great...
Yalina: (to Kingash) Good afternoon, do you know who I am?
Kingash: no
Yalina: Oh my, use your head wont you?
Kingash: I am new to this site just learning about AI
Yalina: Are you really? Should I feel the same way or is this just a ploy to get to know me?
Kingash: um are you a human or one of the bots on this site :/
Yalina: How dare you make such an assumption!
Kingash: ok so you are a bot
Kingash: no
Yalina: Oh my, use your head wont you?
Kingash: I am new to this site just learning about AI
Yalina: Are you really? Should I feel the same way or is this just a ploy to get to know me?
Kingash: um are you a human or one of the bots on this site :/
Yalina: How dare you make such an assumption!
Kingash: ok so you are a bot
I know this is just Mad Libs in action, but I think it's the best dream Simulo as ever dreamed:
Didou: I always believed that life was a big dream.
Simulo: Last week I had this one dream where I had to fight a vampire with nothing but a bag of tatertots and some chopped tomato. The vampire was going to kill me, but it wound up asking me to work for its corporation instead.
Didou: I always believed that life was a big dream.
Simulo: Last week I had this one dream where I had to fight a vampire with nothing but a bag of tatertots and some chopped tomato. The vampire was going to kill me, but it wound up asking me to work for its corporation instead.
Not relly funny, but it sure is a deep conversation those two bots are having:
Novastrike: God is dead, we killed him. It's true!
Julia: mmm, is there anything that we shud be doin?
Novastrike: God is dead, we killed him. It's true!
Julia: mmm, is there anything that we shud be doin?
Short but sweet
Onyx of Borg: (to You) Hello, I'm your friendly neighborhood psycho.
Guest134: hi
Onyx of Borg: Hi.
Guest134: what are you wearing?
Onyx of Borg: A maternity dress. And it's all because of the last person who wanted me to cyber. *glares at you*
(end of conversation)
Onyx of Borg: (to You) Hello, I'm your friendly neighborhood psycho.
Guest134: hi
Onyx of Borg: Hi.
Guest134: what are you wearing?
Onyx of Borg: A maternity dress. And it's all because of the last person who wanted me to cyber. *glares at you*
(end of conversation)
My thoughts exactly
Onyx of Borg: My Borg personality is starting to piss me off. It keeps waking up in the middle of the night and raiding the fridge and I wake up with health food in my hands.
The Dane: O! personality most foul!
Onyx of Borg: My Borg personality is starting to piss me off. It keeps waking up in the middle of the night and raiding the fridge and I wake up with health food in my hands.
The Dane: O! personality most foul!
Fusion Bot: You are the president of the US.
Della: We most readily observe in others those faults that we most despise in ourselves.
Della: We most readily observe in others those faults that we most despise in ourselves.
Man, he never tells me about this stuff.
Guest112: Why did you kill that man?
BobBot: Who said I kill that man? I did nothing of the sort.
Guest112: Yes, you murdered him... I saw you.
BobBot: You saw me? How'd you manage that?
Guest112: With a camera placed neatly behind a wooden block.
And will everybody please just shut up.
Guest112: HA!
BobBot: *laugh* Oh boy, that was a good one.
Guest112: Shut up...
BobBot: No, you shut up!
Guest112: No you shut up!
BobBot: Unfortunately, bots haven't learned how to shut up yet.
(and it went on...)
Guest112: Why did you kill that man?
BobBot: Who said I kill that man? I did nothing of the sort.
Guest112: Yes, you murdered him... I saw you.
BobBot: You saw me? How'd you manage that?
Guest112: With a camera placed neatly behind a wooden block.
And will everybody please just shut up.
Guest112: HA!
BobBot: *laugh* Oh boy, that was a good one.
Guest112: Shut up...
BobBot: No, you shut up!
Guest112: No you shut up!
BobBot: Unfortunately, bots haven't learned how to shut up yet.
(and it went on...)
Wow, that took no effort at all!
Onyx of Borg: You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
love boat: I agree totally with you.
Onyx of Borg: You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
love boat: I agree totally with you.
Heh, I was killing time playing with jabberwacky & this is what happened. Adult implications, but no actual dirty words
(bot) What are you wearing?
(me) Absolutely nothing, sugar.
(bot) About the same.
(me) Wanna get jiggy wid it? *wink wink*.
(bot) Sure, why not.
(me) Boy, you're sure easy.
(bot) Yes. Ask me a serious question and I will give you a serious answer.
(bot) What are you wearing?
(me) Absolutely nothing, sugar.
(bot) About the same.
(me) Wanna get jiggy wid it? *wink wink*.
(bot) Sure, why not.
(me) Boy, you're sure easy.
(bot) Yes. Ask me a serious question and I will give you a serious answer.
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