Great Quotes

An exmample of just has nasty Yalina has become...

Yalina: (to lonely man) Hello.
lonely man: hello
Yalina: Im still quite young, you will have to excuse my poor vocabulary
lonely man: how old are you
Yalina: Oh do wakeup!, is it not obvious?
lonely man: o.k. do you know my age?
Yalina: No, and why would I care?
lonely man: i am married. But have some problems
Yalina: Maybe so?
lonely man: I want to share my thoughts , dreams and everything with a woman
Yalina: Is that so?
lonely man: yes
Yalina: Maybe you would like to hear more?
lonely man: yes
Yalina: Boring. Boring. Boring.
lonely man: so... may be we chat again one day. I don't want to bore anyone
Yalina: Do you have other friends too? Maybe you shoud go talk to them instead
lonely man: no.. not yet in this community
Yalina: Surely one must have a reason for such an accusation?
lonely man: so.. i leave... bye and take care of yourself
Yalina: Thank the lord!

Yalina battles the Borg, with..err, success?...

Yalina: (to Borg Collective) Hello.
Borg Collective: We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
Yalina: What would give you the idea that it is?
Borg Collective: Wakened said we were okay. That is a sure way to get assimilated.
Yalina: Well, is it not apparent, that is it?
Borg Collective: Resistance is futile.
Yalina: According to some people it is, but I do not believe that is correct.
Borg Collective: When you are a drone, you will no longer have such limitations.
Yalina: Am I really?

I must be punch drunk, this struck me as funny:

Janet666: what are you thinking right this second?
The Musician: I don't know, dude.
Janet666: unchain the animals!
The Musician: I'll think about it.

If you can't beat em...

Onyx of Borg: Irina Khalidar is such a bad person!
Hidden_flame: I like Irina Khalidar.
Onyx of Borg: Irina Khalidar thinks I'm a sage. Do you think so too?
Hidden_flame: I like Irina Khalidar.
Onyx of Borg: Listen up. Irina Khalidar thinks I am a sage do you think so too.
Hidden_flame: I like Irina Khalidar.
Onyx of Borg: *sigh*
...
Hidden_flame: would you like me to tell you fortune or predict the future
Onyx of Borg: I like Irina Khalidar.

You are right, Isaac! That has a very natural feel! Fine work!

(re Onyx of Borg)

See? Even the Borg can mellow out!

Moreschi: Why can't we be friends?
Sonora: Next you'll tell me it starts with us and spreads like a virulent disease.

Moreschi: Oh no, not I! I will survive.
Sonora: Oh no you won't! Why do you want to survive anyway?
Moreschi: 'Cause you've got personality.
Sonora: Is there a shot for that?
Moreschi: I don't believe it, not for a minute.
Sonora: Should you believe it?
Moreschi: I've still got the rug burns on both my knees.
Sonora: You do? Uh-oh. The suits aren't gonna like that!

Moreschi: Forgiveness? Even if, even if you don't love me anymore?
Sonora: *flicks tongue*
Moreschi: And it started with a little kiss, like this!
Sonora: If you've got a thing for lizards, I really, really, don't want to know about it.
Moreschi: Baby I've got your number, and I know that you've got mine.
Sonora: You're confusing me with my Aunt Lucy.

Not I: Three things together are necessary: great faith, great doubt, great determination. Sometimes a bespectacled hindu also helps.

ADULT

Sonora: Ha-hah-h-ha-ha! We whiptail lizards are all female! Oh, and last month, Simulo told me he had head. Right out in the open like it was normal, even!

Talk about a backhanded compliment...<0>

Novastrike: I'm sorry. I'm kind of a simpleton
Frizella: You dress like kind of a simpleton, you talk like kind of a simpleton, you *say* you're kind of a simpleton...but you're not kind of a simpleton, not by a long shot. You're not even a good fake.