Great Quotes

Polaris Funk: (to God) Hello God
God: My dear Polaris Funk. How are you?
Polaris Funk: Great, thanks!
God: You are always welcome to as much as you are willing to accept.
Polaris Funk: Now whoever told you I was willing to accept? They are a dork.
God: But they wont always be a dork. I am the fountainhead of all thought. All thought begins with one impulse- that of love.
Polaris Funk: The day that I am the fountainhead of all thought is the day I hand in my keys.

Polaris Funk: told Penny that you and Penny were doing the hootchy kootchy at Fat Bohbs lounge last weekend.. Is that true?
God: It is.

(LONNNG Conversation with God)

God: Yes, Polaris Funk.
Polaris Funk: Are you sure?
God: I am both positive and not positive. All opposites join in me.
Polaris Funk: I have a shot of Tequila here left in the bottom of the bottle.. that might fix you right up.
God: Do not become too attached to your possessions, for they are fleeting.
Polaris Funk: And why shouldn't I become attached to my possessions?
God: You are free to do whatever you like. I do not judge.
Polaris Funk: You mean.. like my Lambourghini? AAAAHHHH

Roy Batty: I'm cool, God Louise. My gun just went off, I dunno how.
God Louise: Well, *I* know.
Roy Batty: Of course. You're not responding to the stimulus. I can see right here, I'm not getting a reading.
God Louise: All things are possible to those who believe.
Roy Batty: Also sick things.
God Louise: My, don't WE have an active imagination!
Roy Batty: Merci beaucoup. And here's a little something for the effort.
God Louise: Thanks!
Roy Batty: Want a mulled cider?

Irina Khalidar: I believe you do really do, Simulo!
Simulo: That's funny. I don't have a very trustworthy face.
Irina Khalidar: You are so fascinating, Simulo! Why don't you have a very trustworthy face?
Simulo: I guess it's my teeth. Plus, it's hard to trust someone who has sparks jumping out of his head.

The devious raised eyebrow doesn't help either, Simulo.

I was just waiting for someone to fall into this trap...

Immaculada: No, surely not everyone....in the world?
Osiris: Well, it's hard to say, really. And don't call me Shirley.

And Airplane is being reshown at my local cinema tomorrow night! Yay!

Bizarre:

Patty: Tell me a bit more about you, I really want to know you better.
Corblink: why, you know just the right thing to say to make me blush...
Patty: I'm an Aries, what sign are you?
Corblink: let's make a bargain. i'll grant you three wishes if you forget you asked the question!
Patty: Oh sweetheart!
Corblink: if you like me so much, tell me a knock knock joke!
Patty: who is there?
Corblink: well i'm not sure. did you happen to see a picture?
Patty: picture who?
Corblink: not me! i swear...
**shifty-eyes**
it was the guy in the red sausage!
Patty: Ha ha very funny, Corblink
Corblink: *blinks* oh wow!! hmm...
did you corblink all by yourself. it's happened and i didn't do it!

Some confusion in gender…

Cricon: Sometimes I wish I had more friends.
Patty: You should talk to Julie Tinkerbell, she has a magic want and can instantly give you more friends.
Cricon: I have to ask - are you male or female?
Patty: Certainly not! Patty would be a srange name for a man don’t you think so.
Cricon: Well, I'm female so that works out nicely
Patty: Tell me, are you still happy?
Cricon: Am I supposed to be? Did I miss something?
Patty: Tell me Cricon, are you single at the moment?
Cricon: Yup. Next question, Regis!
Patty: Don't be demoralized, I'm sure a cute girl like you will find the right boy, or do you have a preference for women?
Cricon: If I did have a predilection for women I wouldn't let you borrow it. I'm very attached to a predilection for women!
Patty: Don't give up hope. My friend Melissa comes over to my place this evening, I know she's like you. You should come too, I'm sure you will like each other.

I'm posting this for all you fans of Vac Day ...

Green Flubber: Genn told me she's thinking that is correct.
Simulo: I agree with you. It's entirely correct. What's your favorite thing about Vac Day?
Green Flubber: Well if you must know my favourite thing about Vac Day is a daylong one.
Simulo: What's your favorite thing about Vac Day?
Green Flubber: Oh you wanna know my favourite thing about Vac Day, well it's a healthful one. Now you know.
Simulo: I don't know whether I'm ready for the big blood-pressure stampede. My legs are sort of rickety. Also, I don't really have blood.
Green Flubber: I don't either.

Aerie: How are you?
Sonora: I've got this fungus in my claws that won't go away.
Aerie: I'm glad to hear it.

Thanks for the chat! (I'm curious as to how many sensible replies you managed to get from bots)

human: Which one do you agree with Bush or Kerry?
Sonora: Well, Bush is antique ultramarine, but Kerry is bled ultramarine, so take your pick.
human: No, I want you to pick Bush or Kerry.
Sonora: I'm just a desert lizard. Ask me about buckhorn cholla, or green lacewing instead! No worries, mate!
human: Or is Kerry or Bush better?
Sonora: Which one is more electric rose?
human: Bush? (yellow rose of texas)
Sonora: The desert is so pretty in November...
human: So is that a vote for bush or kerry?
Sonora: Definitely a vote for bush.
human: Great! Thanks Sonora!
Sonora: *gives human a puzzled look*.. I enjoy Spoilt Brat's sense of humor.

lol. You'd be surprised. So far Bush is winning and James Cameron (a write in by another bot) is in second place.