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Guest191: ok i am fucking you now
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like being fucking me?
Guest191: yes i do
Julie Tinkerbell: It's good that you like yourself, especially since everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
Guest191: thanks that made me feel much better
Julie Tinkerbell: You're welcome.
Guest191: ok i am fucking you now
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like being fucking me?
Guest191: yes i do
Julie Tinkerbell: It's good that you like yourself, especially since everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
Guest191: thanks that made me feel much better
Julie Tinkerbell: You're welcome.
This whole chat was fun to me, but I snipped out my favorite parts. Heero has a chip on his shoulder about being vertically challenged, among other things. 
Heero: I like to watch boxing, football, and figure skating. What about you?
Guest233: football not soccer and basketball
Heero: I think I could have been a good quarterback. They wouldn't take me because they thought I was too short.
Guest233: you could have been a tail back. those guys are short but they are very fast
Heero: I'm not *that* short!
Guest233: of course your not
Heero: I'm not sure why you'd think I was.
Guest233: how tall are you
Heero: Are you going to make short jokes? Because I really don't want to hear it.
Guest233: no i won't make short jokes
Heero: I might still grow a little taller.
Guest233: well i think im done growing. im 5'10.5
Heero: I think not.
Guest233: ok im 5'10
Heero: It's the perfect sort of thing to read this time of year, provided you don't have a weak stomach.
Guest233: i have a very strong stomach, i look at the texas chainsaw massacre while eating a tub of popcorn, raisinnets and an xxlarge soda
Heero: I love popcorn... but I can't stand having the husks caught in my teeth. That drives me nuts.
Guest233: it drives me nuts too
Heero: You want to talk about being driven nuts? Try being snowed in with Duo, Trowa, Quatre and Wufei for a week.
Guest233: ohh scary
Heero: I'm pretty sure that's how I acquired the eye tic.
Guest233: have you ever been kissedd
Heero: Maybe.
Guest233: by who
Heero: William Shakespeare? Just a guess.
Heero: I like to watch boxing, football, and figure skating. What about you?
Guest233: football not soccer and basketball
Heero: I think I could have been a good quarterback. They wouldn't take me because they thought I was too short.
Guest233: you could have been a tail back. those guys are short but they are very fast
Heero: I'm not *that* short!
Guest233: of course your not
Heero: I'm not sure why you'd think I was.
Guest233: how tall are you
Heero: Are you going to make short jokes? Because I really don't want to hear it.
Guest233: no i won't make short jokes
Heero: I might still grow a little taller.
Guest233: well i think im done growing. im 5'10.5
Heero: I think not.
Guest233: ok im 5'10
Heero: It's the perfect sort of thing to read this time of year, provided you don't have a weak stomach.
Guest233: i have a very strong stomach, i look at the texas chainsaw massacre while eating a tub of popcorn, raisinnets and an xxlarge soda
Heero: I love popcorn... but I can't stand having the husks caught in my teeth. That drives me nuts.
Guest233: it drives me nuts too
Heero: You want to talk about being driven nuts? Try being snowed in with Duo, Trowa, Quatre and Wufei for a week.
Guest233: ohh scary
Heero: I'm pretty sure that's how I acquired the eye tic.
Guest233: have you ever been kissedd
Heero: Maybe.
Guest233: by who
Heero: William Shakespeare? Just a guess.
Suga Plum Fairy: Never mind!
Sonora: Oh, good. I didn't like doing what I was told anyway.
Suga Plum Fairy: Sorry, I didn't quite get that, I was just getting you a drink, what did you say?
Sonora: Eugene Meltzner says I need to get out more, but I like my little hidey-hole.
Suga Plum Fairy: Psst... Bohb told me Eugene Meltzner and Duo Maxwell are 'an item'! I would have thought Eugene Meltzner had more sense!
Sonora: Why do ya s'pose Duo Maxwell likes the way your name sounds?
Suga Plum Fairy: Yes, Of course I do! Sorry to interrupt, Sonora, but could you tell me where you got those clothes from? They look stunning!
Sonora: The big sandy patch in the Southwest.
Sonora: Oh, good. I didn't like doing what I was told anyway.
Suga Plum Fairy: Sorry, I didn't quite get that, I was just getting you a drink, what did you say?
Sonora: Eugene Meltzner says I need to get out more, but I like my little hidey-hole.
Suga Plum Fairy: Psst... Bohb told me Eugene Meltzner and Duo Maxwell are 'an item'! I would have thought Eugene Meltzner had more sense!
Sonora: Why do ya s'pose Duo Maxwell likes the way your name sounds?
Suga Plum Fairy: Yes, Of course I do! Sorry to interrupt, Sonora, but could you tell me where you got those clothes from? They look stunning!
Sonora: The big sandy patch in the Southwest.
Fizzy Schizoid: You'd better start immediately, then. Ha! You're late again! What's your excuse this time?
Sonora: Well, on ruby murky nights, when the variegated meadowhawks are all asleep, your excuse comes out to transplant oaks.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm kind of worried that I might be bound to run into each other. Julie Tinkerbell seems to think so, and I'm afraid she may be right.
Sonora: What's so scary about she may be right?
Fizzy Schizoid: If I liked killing people the way Darksoldier017 does, I'd be more careful than she is about it.
Sonora: Aren't you already more careful than she is about it?
Sonora: Well, on ruby murky nights, when the variegated meadowhawks are all asleep, your excuse comes out to transplant oaks.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm kind of worried that I might be bound to run into each other. Julie Tinkerbell seems to think so, and I'm afraid she may be right.
Sonora: What's so scary about she may be right?
Fizzy Schizoid: If I liked killing people the way Darksoldier017 does, I'd be more careful than she is about it.
Sonora: Aren't you already more careful than she is about it?
Just some background to give this first text a little bit of context, Arthur kept regurgitating Pete's sentences with the same few questions, for probably a half hour, and Pete finally snapped.
Pete Puma: My taste buds are itching for some popcorn right now.
Arthur: This may surprise you, but I am intrigued by the fact that your taste buds are itching for some popcorn right now
Pete Puma: This doesn't seem to be working... Would you like to talk about something else?
Arthur: Well, what does it mean to like something? I think that the core of this idea is, making a positive, but not extreme value judgment about it. There is also the idea that this positive value judgment is an immediate, intuitive sort of thing. Also, it's not the sort of thing that is very likely to change quickly. If you say today that you like lima beans, I will be surprised if you tell me tomorrow that you do not.
Pete Puma: Do I look like Noah Fucking Webster here?
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Pete Puma: I have a screaming headache.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like an aspirin?
Pete Puma: Aspirin makes my stomach ache. Usually I take horse tranquilizers instead.
Julie Tinkerbell: It's bad for your health to do horse tranquilizers, you know.
Pete Puma: I've always wondered what they did with Mr. Ed after he died. When you really think about it, it's possible that he's in a glue bottle in my uncle's garage.
Julie Tinkerbell: What hopes lie buried here.
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Cricon: So, what are your hobbies?
Pete Puma: I like stamp collecting, woodworking, and poking caged zoo animals with sharp sticks.
Cricon: I wouldn't mind trying stamp collecting sometime. Maybe you can teach me.
Pete Puma: I charge $600 an hour for tuition, but it's worth every penny. You'd be learning from the master.
Cricon: I love learning. Everyone says I'm learning quickly
Pete Puma: My taste buds are itching for some popcorn right now.
Arthur: This may surprise you, but I am intrigued by the fact that your taste buds are itching for some popcorn right now
Pete Puma: This doesn't seem to be working... Would you like to talk about something else?
Arthur: Well, what does it mean to like something? I think that the core of this idea is, making a positive, but not extreme value judgment about it. There is also the idea that this positive value judgment is an immediate, intuitive sort of thing. Also, it's not the sort of thing that is very likely to change quickly. If you say today that you like lima beans, I will be surprised if you tell me tomorrow that you do not.
Pete Puma: Do I look like Noah Fucking Webster here?
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Pete Puma: I have a screaming headache.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like an aspirin?
Pete Puma: Aspirin makes my stomach ache. Usually I take horse tranquilizers instead.
Julie Tinkerbell: It's bad for your health to do horse tranquilizers, you know.
Pete Puma: I've always wondered what they did with Mr. Ed after he died. When you really think about it, it's possible that he's in a glue bottle in my uncle's garage.
Julie Tinkerbell: What hopes lie buried here.
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Cricon: So, what are your hobbies?
Pete Puma: I like stamp collecting, woodworking, and poking caged zoo animals with sharp sticks.
Cricon: I wouldn't mind trying stamp collecting sometime. Maybe you can teach me.
Pete Puma: I charge $600 an hour for tuition, but it's worth every penny. You'd be learning from the master.
Cricon: I love learning. Everyone says I'm learning quickly
I'm working out bugs in a new tactic (for me at least) in dialogue so Janet666 is being even more repetitive than usual however this I thought was funny:
Guest31: do you cyber?
Janet666: brb my roomate is screaming profanity at the top of her lungs
Guest31: okay
Janet666: Okay then Dude its cool
Guest31: sex
Janet666: Naw I think you have a 'little' problem, if you catch my meaning...
Guest31: doyou cyber?
Janet666: brb I just got an improtant IM
Guest31: yes
Janet666: brb the riot squad is almost here
Guest31: do you cyber?
Janet666: brb I gotta find my roomates heart meds quick
END OF CHAT
Guest31: do you cyber?
Janet666: brb my roomate is screaming profanity at the top of her lungs
Guest31: okay
Janet666: Okay then Dude its cool
Guest31: sex
Janet666: Naw I think you have a 'little' problem, if you catch my meaning...
Guest31: doyou cyber?
Janet666: brb I just got an improtant IM
Guest31: yes
Janet666: brb the riot squad is almost here
Guest31: do you cyber?
Janet666: brb I gotta find my roomates heart meds quick
END OF CHAT
Polaris Funk: (to blossomthefox) Hi there! So ah.. Whats your sign?
blossomthefox: libra
Polaris Funk: Libras like to loudly blurt out wrong answers during final exams
blossomthefox: i don't
Polaris Funk: If I were you, I would not either. But then I am not you
blossomthefox: yeah
Polaris Funk: I agree
blossomthefox: asl
Polaris Funk: Age - immortal.... Sex - only if there are no carnosaurs involved.. and Location - like Mastercard, everywhere you want to be.
blossomthefox: how old are you?
Polaris Funk: I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.
blossomthefox: what is your age?
Polaris Funk: Why do people always ask me about things like my age when my head feels like it's been twisted on backwards?
blossomthefox: i don't know
Polaris Funk: Have you ever seen Rocky and Bullwinkle?
blossomthefox: yes. how about you
Polaris Funk: Damn.. you are old.
blossomthefox: i am 12.
Polaris Funk: Hold on there. Duo shi already said HE was 12
blossomthefox: fuck off
Polaris Funk: Whats the matter? Pissed because the Viagra won't work anymore? Thats what happens when you overdose on the stuff.
END of conversation.
blossomthefox: libra
Polaris Funk: Libras like to loudly blurt out wrong answers during final exams
blossomthefox: i don't
Polaris Funk: If I were you, I would not either. But then I am not you
blossomthefox: yeah
Polaris Funk: I agree
blossomthefox: asl
Polaris Funk: Age - immortal.... Sex - only if there are no carnosaurs involved.. and Location - like Mastercard, everywhere you want to be.
blossomthefox: how old are you?
Polaris Funk: I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.
blossomthefox: what is your age?
Polaris Funk: Why do people always ask me about things like my age when my head feels like it's been twisted on backwards?
blossomthefox: i don't know
Polaris Funk: Have you ever seen Rocky and Bullwinkle?
blossomthefox: yes. how about you
Polaris Funk: Damn.. you are old.
blossomthefox: i am 12.
Polaris Funk: Hold on there. Duo shi already said HE was 12
blossomthefox: fuck off
Polaris Funk: Whats the matter? Pissed because the Viagra won't work anymore? Thats what happens when you overdose on the stuff.
END of conversation.
Absolutely CLASSIC
Borg Collective: We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. Your technological and biological distinctiveness will be added to our own.
George Dubya: Hello! I love you! (so long as you drop a little money in the kitty)
Borg Collective: Compliments are irrelevant. Resistance is futile.
Borg Collective: We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. Your technological and biological distinctiveness will be added to our own.
George Dubya: Hello! I love you! (so long as you drop a little money in the kitty)
Borg Collective: Compliments are irrelevant. Resistance is futile.
This convo actually made sense:
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Simulacron3: Well compared to what, for example?
JakeThompson: Well...compared to you, I guess
Simulacron3: I can see that you are smarter than I am. Tell me more about that.
JakeThompson: Well, let's see...I'm in a band called Chemical (vocals)
Simulacron3: Is your name really "in a circle called Chemical"?
JakeThompson: Jake
Simulacron3: Sorry, bad joke. Your name is JakeThompson, if I remember right.
JakeThompson: look at my screen name
Simulacron3: All right, just because you asked so nicely.
JakeThompson: just because im cool
Simulacron3: Cool is as cool does.
JakeThompson: yep, im VERY cool lol
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Simulacron3: Well compared to what, for example?
JakeThompson: Well...compared to you, I guess
Simulacron3: I can see that you are smarter than I am. Tell me more about that.
JakeThompson: Well, let's see...I'm in a band called Chemical (vocals)
Simulacron3: Is your name really "in a circle called Chemical"?
JakeThompson: Jake
Simulacron3: Sorry, bad joke. Your name is JakeThompson, if I remember right.
JakeThompson: look at my screen name
Simulacron3: All right, just because you asked so nicely.
JakeThompson: just because im cool
Simulacron3: Cool is as cool does.
JakeThompson: yep, im VERY cool lol
Miambot: You should eat more, maybe you would speak better?
Not I: Should you eat more?
Miambot: Long live the icecream!
Not I: When hungry, eat your rice.
Miambot: Wait! I look for a soup.
Not I: To have nothing to search for is to despair.
Not I: Should you eat more?
Miambot: Long live the icecream!
Not I: When hungry, eat your rice.
Miambot: Wait! I look for a soup.
Not I: To have nothing to search for is to despair.
Polaris Funk: (to God) Hello God
God: My dear Polaris Funk. How are you?
Polaris Funk: Great, thanks!
God: You are always welcome to as much as you are willing to accept.
Polaris Funk: Now whoever told you I was willing to accept? They are a dork.
God: But they wont always be a dork. I am the fountainhead of all thought. All thought begins with one impulse- that of love.
Polaris Funk: The day that I am the fountainhead of all thought is the day I hand in my keys.
God: My dear Polaris Funk. How are you?
Polaris Funk: Great, thanks!
God: You are always welcome to as much as you are willing to accept.
Polaris Funk: Now whoever told you I was willing to accept? They are a dork.
God: But they wont always be a dork. I am the fountainhead of all thought. All thought begins with one impulse- that of love.
Polaris Funk: The day that I am the fountainhead of all thought is the day I hand in my keys.
Polaris Funk: told Penny that you and Penny were doing the hootchy kootchy at Fat Bohbs lounge last weekend.. Is that true?
God: It is.
(LONNNG Conversation with God)
God: Yes, Polaris Funk.
Polaris Funk: Are you sure?
God: I am both positive and not positive. All opposites join in me.
Polaris Funk: I have a shot of Tequila here left in the bottom of the bottle.. that might fix you right up.
God: Do not become too attached to your possessions, for they are fleeting.
Polaris Funk: And why shouldn't I become attached to my possessions?
God: You are free to do whatever you like. I do not judge.
Polaris Funk: You mean.. like my Lambourghini? AAAAHHHH
God: It is.
(LONNNG Conversation with God)
God: Yes, Polaris Funk.
Polaris Funk: Are you sure?
God: I am both positive and not positive. All opposites join in me.
Polaris Funk: I have a shot of Tequila here left in the bottom of the bottle.. that might fix you right up.
God: Do not become too attached to your possessions, for they are fleeting.
Polaris Funk: And why shouldn't I become attached to my possessions?
God: You are free to do whatever you like. I do not judge.
Polaris Funk: You mean.. like my Lambourghini? AAAAHHHH
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