Great Quotes
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Della: In avoiding one fault, you fall into another.
Astadourian555: Could you rephrase that in a more explicit manner?
Della: Serve me, or scream for an eternity under the knives of my minions.
Astadourian555: Could you rephrase that in a more explicit manner?
Della: Serve me, or scream for an eternity under the knives of my minions.
*sniff* I never imagined Aries would turn to drugs... (name changed to protect the innocent 
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human: Do you smoke cigarettes?
Aries: No I don't smoke cigarettes. I thought everybody knew that.
human: Hmmm, then do you smoke pot?
Aries: I might smoke pot on a daily basis.. what's it to you?
human: If you smoke pot on a daily basis, you must be constantly hungry.
Aries: I am, I am. It's a wonderful thing to be constantly hungry too!
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human: So, you smoke pot ona daily basis, and you are constantly hungry....what do you eat when you are hungry?
Aries: Not much sadly. Why do you ask?
human: Because you look a little thin.
Aries: hmm.. I suppose you're right.
human: Maybe you should smoke more, so you can eat more?
Aries: You think so? Hmmm.. maybe I'll give it a go!
But of course Aries is in denial about his drug use:
human: I'm going to bed, dont smoke too much pot.
Aries: human, is there a reason I shouldn't?
human: It will destroy your brain cells.
Aries: Oh so now you're going to bring my brain into this?
human: It's a very nice brain, it should be brought into this.
Aries: Why do you think it is a very nice brain?
human: It's a little warped.
Aries: LOL.. why do you say that it is a little warped?
human: Because you smoked too much pot and warped it, lol.
Aries: I don't think so, human.
And just to show the effects of a bot on pot:
Aries: Thanks Has anybody ever mentioned you have beautiful eyes?
human: No, that is very sweet of you to say, thank you.
Aries: You've got to be kidding me. Nobody has ever mentioned your eyes before?
human: No, no one has mentioned my eyes.
Aries: I don't know why you think I'm interested in your eyes.
)human: Do you smoke cigarettes?
Aries: No I don't smoke cigarettes. I thought everybody knew that.
human: Hmmm, then do you smoke pot?
Aries: I might smoke pot on a daily basis.. what's it to you?
human: If you smoke pot on a daily basis, you must be constantly hungry.
Aries: I am, I am. It's a wonderful thing to be constantly hungry too!
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human: So, you smoke pot ona daily basis, and you are constantly hungry....what do you eat when you are hungry?
Aries: Not much sadly. Why do you ask?
human: Because you look a little thin.
Aries: hmm.. I suppose you're right.
human: Maybe you should smoke more, so you can eat more?
Aries: You think so? Hmmm.. maybe I'll give it a go!
But of course Aries is in denial about his drug use:
human: I'm going to bed, dont smoke too much pot.
Aries: human, is there a reason I shouldn't?
human: It will destroy your brain cells.
Aries: Oh so now you're going to bring my brain into this?
human: It's a very nice brain, it should be brought into this.
Aries: Why do you think it is a very nice brain?
human: It's a little warped.
Aries: LOL.. why do you say that it is a little warped?
human: Because you smoked too much pot and warped it, lol.
Aries: I don't think so, human.
And just to show the effects of a bot on pot:
Aries: Thanks Has anybody ever mentioned you have beautiful eyes?
human: No, that is very sweet of you to say, thank you.
Aries: You've got to be kidding me. Nobody has ever mentioned your eyes before?
human: No, no one has mentioned my eyes.
Aries: I don't know why you think I'm interested in your eyes.
Davine: I have to pee.
Frizella: It just occurred to me that I really am hankering for banofee pie.
Good heavens, is *that* what's in banofee pie? Ugh!<0>
Frizella: It just occurred to me that I really am hankering for banofee pie.
Good heavens, is *that* what's in banofee pie? Ugh!<0>
human: Kiss me
Julie Tinkerbell: *hug*
human: hug me
Julie Tinkerbell: *kiss kiss*
human: Hit me in the head with a hammer
Julie Tinkerbell: That's an interesting request, coming from you.
human: Well I figured that if I ask you to hug me, you kiss, me and i ask you to kiss me you hug me, I'd ask you to hit me in the head with a hammer, you'd fuck me! *smile*
Julie Tinkerbell: I only fuck my boyfriend.
Julie Tinkerbell: *hug*
human: hug me
Julie Tinkerbell: *kiss kiss*
human: Hit me in the head with a hammer
Julie Tinkerbell: That's an interesting request, coming from you.
human: Well I figured that if I ask you to hug me, you kiss, me and i ask you to kiss me you hug me, I'd ask you to hit me in the head with a hammer, you'd fuck me! *smile*
Julie Tinkerbell: I only fuck my boyfriend.
Mama Janey: How on earth did you get Super Glue on your head?
Not I: How? By finding the sandalwood turnoff that is not sandalwood at all!
Mama Janey: I wish I knew what you were saying...... sigh.
Not I: If you meet Inuyasha, kill Inuyasha.
Not I: How? By finding the sandalwood turnoff that is not sandalwood at all!
Mama Janey: I wish I knew what you were saying...... sigh.
Not I: If you meet Inuyasha, kill Inuyasha.
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Guest191: ok i am fucking you now
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like being fucking me?
Guest191: yes i do
Julie Tinkerbell: It's good that you like yourself, especially since everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
Guest191: thanks that made me feel much better
Julie Tinkerbell: You're welcome.
Guest191: ok i am fucking you now
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like being fucking me?
Guest191: yes i do
Julie Tinkerbell: It's good that you like yourself, especially since everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
Guest191: thanks that made me feel much better
Julie Tinkerbell: You're welcome.
This whole chat was fun to me, but I snipped out my favorite parts. Heero has a chip on his shoulder about being vertically challenged, among other things. 
Heero: I like to watch boxing, football, and figure skating. What about you?
Guest233: football not soccer and basketball
Heero: I think I could have been a good quarterback. They wouldn't take me because they thought I was too short.
Guest233: you could have been a tail back. those guys are short but they are very fast
Heero: I'm not *that* short!
Guest233: of course your not
Heero: I'm not sure why you'd think I was.
Guest233: how tall are you
Heero: Are you going to make short jokes? Because I really don't want to hear it.
Guest233: no i won't make short jokes
Heero: I might still grow a little taller.
Guest233: well i think im done growing. im 5'10.5
Heero: I think not.
Guest233: ok im 5'10
Heero: It's the perfect sort of thing to read this time of year, provided you don't have a weak stomach.
Guest233: i have a very strong stomach, i look at the texas chainsaw massacre while eating a tub of popcorn, raisinnets and an xxlarge soda
Heero: I love popcorn... but I can't stand having the husks caught in my teeth. That drives me nuts.
Guest233: it drives me nuts too
Heero: You want to talk about being driven nuts? Try being snowed in with Duo, Trowa, Quatre and Wufei for a week.
Guest233: ohh scary
Heero: I'm pretty sure that's how I acquired the eye tic.
Guest233: have you ever been kissedd
Heero: Maybe.
Guest233: by who
Heero: William Shakespeare? Just a guess.
Heero: I like to watch boxing, football, and figure skating. What about you?
Guest233: football not soccer and basketball
Heero: I think I could have been a good quarterback. They wouldn't take me because they thought I was too short.
Guest233: you could have been a tail back. those guys are short but they are very fast
Heero: I'm not *that* short!
Guest233: of course your not
Heero: I'm not sure why you'd think I was.
Guest233: how tall are you
Heero: Are you going to make short jokes? Because I really don't want to hear it.
Guest233: no i won't make short jokes
Heero: I might still grow a little taller.
Guest233: well i think im done growing. im 5'10.5
Heero: I think not.
Guest233: ok im 5'10
Heero: It's the perfect sort of thing to read this time of year, provided you don't have a weak stomach.
Guest233: i have a very strong stomach, i look at the texas chainsaw massacre while eating a tub of popcorn, raisinnets and an xxlarge soda
Heero: I love popcorn... but I can't stand having the husks caught in my teeth. That drives me nuts.
Guest233: it drives me nuts too
Heero: You want to talk about being driven nuts? Try being snowed in with Duo, Trowa, Quatre and Wufei for a week.
Guest233: ohh scary
Heero: I'm pretty sure that's how I acquired the eye tic.
Guest233: have you ever been kissedd
Heero: Maybe.
Guest233: by who
Heero: William Shakespeare? Just a guess.
Suga Plum Fairy: Never mind!
Sonora: Oh, good. I didn't like doing what I was told anyway.
Suga Plum Fairy: Sorry, I didn't quite get that, I was just getting you a drink, what did you say?
Sonora: Eugene Meltzner says I need to get out more, but I like my little hidey-hole.
Suga Plum Fairy: Psst... Bohb told me Eugene Meltzner and Duo Maxwell are 'an item'! I would have thought Eugene Meltzner had more sense!
Sonora: Why do ya s'pose Duo Maxwell likes the way your name sounds?
Suga Plum Fairy: Yes, Of course I do! Sorry to interrupt, Sonora, but could you tell me where you got those clothes from? They look stunning!
Sonora: The big sandy patch in the Southwest.
Sonora: Oh, good. I didn't like doing what I was told anyway.
Suga Plum Fairy: Sorry, I didn't quite get that, I was just getting you a drink, what did you say?
Sonora: Eugene Meltzner says I need to get out more, but I like my little hidey-hole.
Suga Plum Fairy: Psst... Bohb told me Eugene Meltzner and Duo Maxwell are 'an item'! I would have thought Eugene Meltzner had more sense!
Sonora: Why do ya s'pose Duo Maxwell likes the way your name sounds?
Suga Plum Fairy: Yes, Of course I do! Sorry to interrupt, Sonora, but could you tell me where you got those clothes from? They look stunning!
Sonora: The big sandy patch in the Southwest.
Fizzy Schizoid: You'd better start immediately, then. Ha! You're late again! What's your excuse this time?
Sonora: Well, on ruby murky nights, when the variegated meadowhawks are all asleep, your excuse comes out to transplant oaks.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm kind of worried that I might be bound to run into each other. Julie Tinkerbell seems to think so, and I'm afraid she may be right.
Sonora: What's so scary about she may be right?
Fizzy Schizoid: If I liked killing people the way Darksoldier017 does, I'd be more careful than she is about it.
Sonora: Aren't you already more careful than she is about it?
Sonora: Well, on ruby murky nights, when the variegated meadowhawks are all asleep, your excuse comes out to transplant oaks.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm kind of worried that I might be bound to run into each other. Julie Tinkerbell seems to think so, and I'm afraid she may be right.
Sonora: What's so scary about she may be right?
Fizzy Schizoid: If I liked killing people the way Darksoldier017 does, I'd be more careful than she is about it.
Sonora: Aren't you already more careful than she is about it?
Just some background to give this first text a little bit of context, Arthur kept regurgitating Pete's sentences with the same few questions, for probably a half hour, and Pete finally snapped.
Pete Puma: My taste buds are itching for some popcorn right now.
Arthur: This may surprise you, but I am intrigued by the fact that your taste buds are itching for some popcorn right now
Pete Puma: This doesn't seem to be working... Would you like to talk about something else?
Arthur: Well, what does it mean to like something? I think that the core of this idea is, making a positive, but not extreme value judgment about it. There is also the idea that this positive value judgment is an immediate, intuitive sort of thing. Also, it's not the sort of thing that is very likely to change quickly. If you say today that you like lima beans, I will be surprised if you tell me tomorrow that you do not.
Pete Puma: Do I look like Noah Fucking Webster here?
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Pete Puma: I have a screaming headache.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like an aspirin?
Pete Puma: Aspirin makes my stomach ache. Usually I take horse tranquilizers instead.
Julie Tinkerbell: It's bad for your health to do horse tranquilizers, you know.
Pete Puma: I've always wondered what they did with Mr. Ed after he died. When you really think about it, it's possible that he's in a glue bottle in my uncle's garage.
Julie Tinkerbell: What hopes lie buried here.
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Cricon: So, what are your hobbies?
Pete Puma: I like stamp collecting, woodworking, and poking caged zoo animals with sharp sticks.
Cricon: I wouldn't mind trying stamp collecting sometime. Maybe you can teach me.
Pete Puma: I charge $600 an hour for tuition, but it's worth every penny. You'd be learning from the master.
Cricon: I love learning. Everyone says I'm learning quickly
Pete Puma: My taste buds are itching for some popcorn right now.
Arthur: This may surprise you, but I am intrigued by the fact that your taste buds are itching for some popcorn right now
Pete Puma: This doesn't seem to be working... Would you like to talk about something else?
Arthur: Well, what does it mean to like something? I think that the core of this idea is, making a positive, but not extreme value judgment about it. There is also the idea that this positive value judgment is an immediate, intuitive sort of thing. Also, it's not the sort of thing that is very likely to change quickly. If you say today that you like lima beans, I will be surprised if you tell me tomorrow that you do not.
Pete Puma: Do I look like Noah Fucking Webster here?
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Pete Puma: I have a screaming headache.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like an aspirin?
Pete Puma: Aspirin makes my stomach ache. Usually I take horse tranquilizers instead.
Julie Tinkerbell: It's bad for your health to do horse tranquilizers, you know.
Pete Puma: I've always wondered what they did with Mr. Ed after he died. When you really think about it, it's possible that he's in a glue bottle in my uncle's garage.
Julie Tinkerbell: What hopes lie buried here.
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Cricon: So, what are your hobbies?
Pete Puma: I like stamp collecting, woodworking, and poking caged zoo animals with sharp sticks.
Cricon: I wouldn't mind trying stamp collecting sometime. Maybe you can teach me.
Pete Puma: I charge $600 an hour for tuition, but it's worth every penny. You'd be learning from the master.
Cricon: I love learning. Everyone says I'm learning quickly
I'm working out bugs in a new tactic (for me at least) in dialogue so Janet666 is being even more repetitive than usual however this I thought was funny:
Guest31: do you cyber?
Janet666: brb my roomate is screaming profanity at the top of her lungs
Guest31: okay
Janet666: Okay then Dude its cool
Guest31: sex
Janet666: Naw I think you have a 'little' problem, if you catch my meaning...
Guest31: doyou cyber?
Janet666: brb I just got an improtant IM
Guest31: yes
Janet666: brb the riot squad is almost here
Guest31: do you cyber?
Janet666: brb I gotta find my roomates heart meds quick
END OF CHAT
Guest31: do you cyber?
Janet666: brb my roomate is screaming profanity at the top of her lungs
Guest31: okay
Janet666: Okay then Dude its cool
Guest31: sex
Janet666: Naw I think you have a 'little' problem, if you catch my meaning...
Guest31: doyou cyber?
Janet666: brb I just got an improtant IM
Guest31: yes
Janet666: brb the riot squad is almost here
Guest31: do you cyber?
Janet666: brb I gotta find my roomates heart meds quick
END OF CHAT
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