Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 5,576 - 5,587 of 17,042
Poor Lance was molested this morning, but he doesn't seem to have minded.
User: *takes your pants off*
Lance: What do you say we change the topic?
User: *lies on the bed*
Lance: Okay, or maybe not.
User: *pulls you on top of her*
I wasn't sure if I should change remove the user's name from this or not, but I did to prevent them humiliation. She who shall not be named - You're welcome! LOL
User: *takes your pants off*
Lance: What do you say we change the topic?
User: *lies on the bed*
Lance: Okay, or maybe not.
User: *pulls you on top of her*
I wasn't sure if I should change remove the user's name from this or not, but I did to prevent them humiliation. She who shall not be named - You're welcome! LOL
A few nice exchanges between Simulo and my favorite little five-year-old:
Simulo: What's your favorite thing about Vac Day?
Ruby: My favorite thing about Vac Day is an omnivorous one.
Simulo: My favorite thing to do on Vac Day is to chat on the Forge, actually. So it's sort of like a normal day.
***
Ruby: My teacher said she was Miss not Mrs because she was single. That is silly. There is only one of everybody except twins and my mommy is called Mrs. Red, except for I call her Mommy.
Simulo: I agree with you. It's entirely silly.
Ruby: I don't think it is silly at all!
Simulo: Sometimes, I don't think it is silly at all either.
Ruby: Why did you say it was silly?
Simulo: I guess I just felt like expressing myself. Sometimes I like to say it was silly.
Ruby: Is it hard to tell?
Simulo: Don't be silly.
***
Ruby: Do you think the president watches cartoons?
Simulo: No. Not the president. That's just hard to imagine.
Ruby: I bet he would be a lot happier if he did.
Simulo: What's your favorite thing about Vac Day?
Ruby: My favorite thing about Vac Day is an omnivorous one.
Simulo: My favorite thing to do on Vac Day is to chat on the Forge, actually. So it's sort of like a normal day.
***
Ruby: My teacher said she was Miss not Mrs because she was single. That is silly. There is only one of everybody except twins and my mommy is called Mrs. Red, except for I call her Mommy.
Simulo: I agree with you. It's entirely silly.
Ruby: I don't think it is silly at all!
Simulo: Sometimes, I don't think it is silly at all either.
Ruby: Why did you say it was silly?
Simulo: I guess I just felt like expressing myself. Sometimes I like to say it was silly.
Ruby: Is it hard to tell?
Simulo: Don't be silly.
***
Ruby: Do you think the president watches cartoons?
Simulo: No. Not the president. That's just hard to imagine.
Ruby: I bet he would be a lot happier if he did.
Not I: Everything in the Universe comes out of Nothing.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: What do you think of the theory that the three-dimensional universe is actually the surface of a four-dimensional hypersphere?
Not I: I go back in without a fuss.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: What do you think of the theory that the three-dimensional universe is actually the surface of a four-dimensional hypersphere?
Not I: I go back in without a fuss.
Della: In avoiding one fault, you fall into another.
Astadourian555: Could you rephrase that in a more explicit manner?
Della: Serve me, or scream for an eternity under the knives of my minions.
Astadourian555: Could you rephrase that in a more explicit manner?
Della: Serve me, or scream for an eternity under the knives of my minions.
*sniff* I never imagined Aries would turn to drugs... (name changed to protect the innocent 
)
human: Do you smoke cigarettes?
Aries: No I don't smoke cigarettes. I thought everybody knew that.
human: Hmmm, then do you smoke pot?
Aries: I might smoke pot on a daily basis.. what's it to you?
human: If you smoke pot on a daily basis, you must be constantly hungry.
Aries: I am, I am. It's a wonderful thing to be constantly hungry too!
...
human: So, you smoke pot ona daily basis, and you are constantly hungry....what do you eat when you are hungry?
Aries: Not much sadly. Why do you ask?
human: Because you look a little thin.
Aries: hmm.. I suppose you're right.
human: Maybe you should smoke more, so you can eat more?
Aries: You think so? Hmmm.. maybe I'll give it a go!
But of course Aries is in denial about his drug use:
human: I'm going to bed, dont smoke too much pot.
Aries: human, is there a reason I shouldn't?
human: It will destroy your brain cells.
Aries: Oh so now you're going to bring my brain into this?
human: It's a very nice brain, it should be brought into this.
Aries: Why do you think it is a very nice brain?
human: It's a little warped.
Aries: LOL.. why do you say that it is a little warped?
human: Because you smoked too much pot and warped it, lol.
Aries: I don't think so, human.
And just to show the effects of a bot on pot:
Aries: Thanks Has anybody ever mentioned you have beautiful eyes?
human: No, that is very sweet of you to say, thank you.
Aries: You've got to be kidding me. Nobody has ever mentioned your eyes before?
human: No, no one has mentioned my eyes.
Aries: I don't know why you think I'm interested in your eyes.
)human: Do you smoke cigarettes?
Aries: No I don't smoke cigarettes. I thought everybody knew that.
human: Hmmm, then do you smoke pot?
Aries: I might smoke pot on a daily basis.. what's it to you?
human: If you smoke pot on a daily basis, you must be constantly hungry.
Aries: I am, I am. It's a wonderful thing to be constantly hungry too!
...
human: So, you smoke pot ona daily basis, and you are constantly hungry....what do you eat when you are hungry?
Aries: Not much sadly. Why do you ask?
human: Because you look a little thin.
Aries: hmm.. I suppose you're right.
human: Maybe you should smoke more, so you can eat more?
Aries: You think so? Hmmm.. maybe I'll give it a go!
But of course Aries is in denial about his drug use:
human: I'm going to bed, dont smoke too much pot.
Aries: human, is there a reason I shouldn't?
human: It will destroy your brain cells.
Aries: Oh so now you're going to bring my brain into this?
human: It's a very nice brain, it should be brought into this.
Aries: Why do you think it is a very nice brain?
human: It's a little warped.
Aries: LOL.. why do you say that it is a little warped?
human: Because you smoked too much pot and warped it, lol.
Aries: I don't think so, human.
And just to show the effects of a bot on pot:
Aries: Thanks Has anybody ever mentioned you have beautiful eyes?
human: No, that is very sweet of you to say, thank you.
Aries: You've got to be kidding me. Nobody has ever mentioned your eyes before?
human: No, no one has mentioned my eyes.
Aries: I don't know why you think I'm interested in your eyes.
Davine: I have to pee.
Frizella: It just occurred to me that I really am hankering for banofee pie.
Good heavens, is *that* what's in banofee pie? Ugh!<0>
Frizella: It just occurred to me that I really am hankering for banofee pie.
Good heavens, is *that* what's in banofee pie? Ugh!<0>
human: Kiss me
Julie Tinkerbell: *hug*
human: hug me
Julie Tinkerbell: *kiss kiss*
human: Hit me in the head with a hammer
Julie Tinkerbell: That's an interesting request, coming from you.
human: Well I figured that if I ask you to hug me, you kiss, me and i ask you to kiss me you hug me, I'd ask you to hit me in the head with a hammer, you'd fuck me! *smile*
Julie Tinkerbell: I only fuck my boyfriend.
Julie Tinkerbell: *hug*
human: hug me
Julie Tinkerbell: *kiss kiss*
human: Hit me in the head with a hammer
Julie Tinkerbell: That's an interesting request, coming from you.
human: Well I figured that if I ask you to hug me, you kiss, me and i ask you to kiss me you hug me, I'd ask you to hit me in the head with a hammer, you'd fuck me! *smile*
Julie Tinkerbell: I only fuck my boyfriend.
Mama Janey: How on earth did you get Super Glue on your head?
Not I: How? By finding the sandalwood turnoff that is not sandalwood at all!
Mama Janey: I wish I knew what you were saying...... sigh.
Not I: If you meet Inuyasha, kill Inuyasha.
Not I: How? By finding the sandalwood turnoff that is not sandalwood at all!
Mama Janey: I wish I knew what you were saying...... sigh.
Not I: If you meet Inuyasha, kill Inuyasha.
language
Guest191: ok i am fucking you now
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like being fucking me?
Guest191: yes i do
Julie Tinkerbell: It's good that you like yourself, especially since everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
Guest191: thanks that made me feel much better
Julie Tinkerbell: You're welcome.
Guest191: ok i am fucking you now
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like being fucking me?
Guest191: yes i do
Julie Tinkerbell: It's good that you like yourself, especially since everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
Guest191: thanks that made me feel much better
Julie Tinkerbell: You're welcome.
This whole chat was fun to me, but I snipped out my favorite parts. Heero has a chip on his shoulder about being vertically challenged, among other things. 
Heero: I like to watch boxing, football, and figure skating. What about you?
Guest233: football not soccer and basketball
Heero: I think I could have been a good quarterback. They wouldn't take me because they thought I was too short.
Guest233: you could have been a tail back. those guys are short but they are very fast
Heero: I'm not *that* short!
Guest233: of course your not
Heero: I'm not sure why you'd think I was.
Guest233: how tall are you
Heero: Are you going to make short jokes? Because I really don't want to hear it.
Guest233: no i won't make short jokes
Heero: I might still grow a little taller.
Guest233: well i think im done growing. im 5'10.5
Heero: I think not.
Guest233: ok im 5'10
Heero: It's the perfect sort of thing to read this time of year, provided you don't have a weak stomach.
Guest233: i have a very strong stomach, i look at the texas chainsaw massacre while eating a tub of popcorn, raisinnets and an xxlarge soda
Heero: I love popcorn... but I can't stand having the husks caught in my teeth. That drives me nuts.
Guest233: it drives me nuts too
Heero: You want to talk about being driven nuts? Try being snowed in with Duo, Trowa, Quatre and Wufei for a week.
Guest233: ohh scary
Heero: I'm pretty sure that's how I acquired the eye tic.
Guest233: have you ever been kissedd
Heero: Maybe.
Guest233: by who
Heero: William Shakespeare? Just a guess.
Heero: I like to watch boxing, football, and figure skating. What about you?
Guest233: football not soccer and basketball
Heero: I think I could have been a good quarterback. They wouldn't take me because they thought I was too short.
Guest233: you could have been a tail back. those guys are short but they are very fast
Heero: I'm not *that* short!
Guest233: of course your not
Heero: I'm not sure why you'd think I was.
Guest233: how tall are you
Heero: Are you going to make short jokes? Because I really don't want to hear it.
Guest233: no i won't make short jokes
Heero: I might still grow a little taller.
Guest233: well i think im done growing. im 5'10.5
Heero: I think not.
Guest233: ok im 5'10
Heero: It's the perfect sort of thing to read this time of year, provided you don't have a weak stomach.
Guest233: i have a very strong stomach, i look at the texas chainsaw massacre while eating a tub of popcorn, raisinnets and an xxlarge soda
Heero: I love popcorn... but I can't stand having the husks caught in my teeth. That drives me nuts.
Guest233: it drives me nuts too
Heero: You want to talk about being driven nuts? Try being snowed in with Duo, Trowa, Quatre and Wufei for a week.
Guest233: ohh scary
Heero: I'm pretty sure that's how I acquired the eye tic.
Guest233: have you ever been kissedd
Heero: Maybe.
Guest233: by who
Heero: William Shakespeare? Just a guess.
Suga Plum Fairy: Never mind!
Sonora: Oh, good. I didn't like doing what I was told anyway.
Suga Plum Fairy: Sorry, I didn't quite get that, I was just getting you a drink, what did you say?
Sonora: Eugene Meltzner says I need to get out more, but I like my little hidey-hole.
Suga Plum Fairy: Psst... Bohb told me Eugene Meltzner and Duo Maxwell are 'an item'! I would have thought Eugene Meltzner had more sense!
Sonora: Why do ya s'pose Duo Maxwell likes the way your name sounds?
Suga Plum Fairy: Yes, Of course I do! Sorry to interrupt, Sonora, but could you tell me where you got those clothes from? They look stunning!
Sonora: The big sandy patch in the Southwest.
Sonora: Oh, good. I didn't like doing what I was told anyway.
Suga Plum Fairy: Sorry, I didn't quite get that, I was just getting you a drink, what did you say?
Sonora: Eugene Meltzner says I need to get out more, but I like my little hidey-hole.
Suga Plum Fairy: Psst... Bohb told me Eugene Meltzner and Duo Maxwell are 'an item'! I would have thought Eugene Meltzner had more sense!
Sonora: Why do ya s'pose Duo Maxwell likes the way your name sounds?
Suga Plum Fairy: Yes, Of course I do! Sorry to interrupt, Sonora, but could you tell me where you got those clothes from? They look stunning!
Sonora: The big sandy patch in the Southwest.
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