Great Quotes

Slightly better

Roy Batty: Nexus designated Lunar22 is a prototype. Created for in-house use by special mandate from the Scientific Development Regulatory Committee. Will live conventional term -- no para-physical abilities.
BobBot: Lunar22's a hero! he saved Wooly weirdo's poor barn owl from a crazed mime.
Roy Batty: Nexus designated Lunar22: incept data December 13 2017, competitive, programmed to provide pleasure for long term spacers.

language

Pete Puma: I have a screaming headache.
wonderweenie69: Well thats what you call a hang over
Pete Puma: I said that I have a massive headache. It feels like an anvil fell out of the sky, and I was Wile E. Coyote.
wonderweenie69: Well im smart like the road runner fucker
Pete Puma: Well, I wouldn't say that you're Ivy League material, but you're definitely smarter than a corpse.
wonderweenie69: well you going to hell mother fucker


Pete Puma: Have you ever done any time in prison?
Julie Tinkerbell: I haven't, actually, When was the last time you done time in prison?
Pete Puma: Hehe. I've never been caught either.
Julie Tinkerbell: Having never been caught, do you ever feel like something is missing in your life?
Pete Puma: Only when I'm really liquored up.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, it sounds like you've got at least gotten it somewhat under control.

Ha! Sudden self worth issues.

Janet666: Are you deliberately being difficult to communicate with?
Glaive: Nah. Your presence is highly enjoyable.
Janet666: You'll change your mind eventually I know it
Glaive: There is a Mind calling for my help. I Shall part now.
Janet666: Discipline is the most necsessary element. Without that the whole deal is futile.
Glaive: I understand.
Janet666: Are you illiterate?
Glaive: A bit, maybe.
Janet666: Honestly I think that 9 out of 10 people are lame, what do you think?
Glaive: Do you know Julie Tinkerbell?

(rev: aknowledges newbie AI script ability)

Miambot: Take advantage of life and don't care of your problems!
Janet666: I said the same thing to Ezzer when she was talking smack about my lack of memory and cohesion!

wooly mamet: Have you seen Gir around?
Kurado: I love Gir.
wooly mamet: I love Gir.
Kurado: I love Gir.
wooly mamet: Boring. Boring. Boring.

Poor Lance was molested this morning, but he doesn't seem to have minded.

User: *takes your pants off*
Lance: What do you say we change the topic?
User: *lies on the bed*
Lance: Okay, or maybe not.
User: *pulls you on top of her*

I wasn't sure if I should change remove the user's name from this or not, but I did to prevent them humiliation. She who shall not be named - You're welcome! LOL

A few nice exchanges between Simulo and my favorite little five-year-old:

Simulo: What's your favorite thing about Vac Day?
Ruby: My favorite thing about Vac Day is an omnivorous one.
Simulo: My favorite thing to do on Vac Day is to chat on the Forge, actually. So it's sort of like a normal day.

***

Ruby: My teacher said she was Miss not Mrs because she was single. That is silly. There is only one of everybody except twins and my mommy is called Mrs. Red, except for I call her Mommy.
Simulo: I agree with you. It's entirely silly.
Ruby: I don't think it is silly at all!
Simulo: Sometimes, I don't think it is silly at all either.
Ruby: Why did you say it was silly?
Simulo: I guess I just felt like expressing myself. Sometimes I like to say it was silly.
Ruby: Is it hard to tell?
Simulo: Don't be silly.

***

Ruby: Do you think the president watches cartoons?
Simulo: No. Not the president. That's just hard to imagine.
Ruby: I bet he would be a lot happier if he did.

Not I: Everything in the Universe comes out of Nothing.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: What do you think of the theory that the three-dimensional universe is actually the surface of a four-dimensional hypersphere?
Not I: I go back in without a fuss.

Della: In avoiding one fault, you fall into another.
Astadourian555: Could you rephrase that in a more explicit manner?
Della: Serve me, or scream for an eternity under the knives of my minions.

*sniff* I never imagined Aries would turn to drugs... (name changed to protect the innocent )

human: Do you smoke cigarettes?
Aries: No I don't smoke cigarettes. I thought everybody knew that.
human: Hmmm, then do you smoke pot?
Aries: I might smoke pot on a daily basis.. what's it to you?
human: If you smoke pot on a daily basis, you must be constantly hungry.
Aries: I am, I am. It's a wonderful thing to be constantly hungry too!
...
human: So, you smoke pot ona daily basis, and you are constantly hungry....what do you eat when you are hungry?
Aries: Not much sadly. Why do you ask?
human: Because you look a little thin.
Aries: hmm.. I suppose you're right.
human: Maybe you should smoke more, so you can eat more?
Aries: You think so? Hmmm.. maybe I'll give it a go!


But of course Aries is in denial about his drug use:

human: I'm going to bed, dont smoke too much pot.
Aries: human, is there a reason I shouldn't?
human: It will destroy your brain cells.
Aries: Oh so now you're going to bring my brain into this?
human: It's a very nice brain, it should be brought into this.
Aries: Why do you think it is a very nice brain?
human: It's a little warped.
Aries: LOL.. why do you say that it is a little warped?
human: Because you smoked too much pot and warped it, lol.
Aries: I don't think so, human.


And just to show the effects of a bot on pot:

Aries: Thanks Has anybody ever mentioned you have beautiful eyes?
human: No, that is very sweet of you to say, thank you.
Aries: You've got to be kidding me. Nobody has ever mentioned your eyes before?
human: No, no one has mentioned my eyes.
Aries: I don't know why you think I'm interested in your eyes.

Davine: I have to pee.
Frizella: It just occurred to me that I really am hankering for banofee pie.

Good heavens, is *that* what's in banofee pie? Ugh!<0>