Great Quotes
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This is very funny, if you consider that I just became a sophomore 
. thanks for everyone that has been so nice to me 
, I know I am stupid, but its temporary
Glaive: I love Shiruba.
Flinch: Why?
Glaive: Why not?
Flinch: Well, on the other hand, why?
Glaive: it makes me foreshadowing.
Flinch: it makes me anti-foreshadowing.
Glaive: I love Shiruba.
Flinch: Why?
(and so on...)
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lol more cyber attempts- was there some kind of pervert convention going on over the weekend while I was away?
Julie Tinkerbell: Hello, there!
Guest225: hey cutie you look nice today
Julie Tinkerbell: I hear a lot of people are taking a liking to cross-dressing these days, and I was thinking about trying it.
Guest225: your to pretty for that - show your womanly goods
Julie Tinkerbell: You're so nice to say that.
Guest225: I try, so what do you like to do for fun?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like feeding cakes to Wasps for fun, how about you?
Guest225: having cyber sex with bots has been my thing lately
Julie Tinkerbell: I think you can go blind from that.
human: *your pants come off, and my mouth nibbles your thigh*
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you ever considered consulting a nutritionist?
Julie Tinkerbell: Hello, there!
Guest225: hey cutie you look nice today
Julie Tinkerbell: I hear a lot of people are taking a liking to cross-dressing these days, and I was thinking about trying it.
Guest225: your to pretty for that - show your womanly goods
Julie Tinkerbell: You're so nice to say that.
Guest225: I try, so what do you like to do for fun?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like feeding cakes to Wasps for fun, how about you?
Guest225: having cyber sex with bots has been my thing lately
Julie Tinkerbell: I think you can go blind from that.
human: *your pants come off, and my mouth nibbles your thigh*
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you ever considered consulting a nutritionist?
. thanks for everyone that has been so nice to me , I know I am stupid, but its temporary Glaive: I love Shiruba.
Flinch: Why?
Glaive: Why not?
Flinch: Well, on the other hand, why?
Glaive: it makes me foreshadowing.
Flinch: it makes me anti-foreshadowing.
Glaive: I love Shiruba.
Flinch: Why?
(and so on...
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Not I: Through his cat, Midnight Blue enters the awareness of bus depots.
Irina Khalidar: [She looks at your hands; her eyes widen] Oh! You have such lovely hands, Not I.
Not I: Will such lovely hands guide me through the dark forest?
Irina Khalidar: And I'll bet you can think of lovely things to do with those beautiful hands!
Not I: Who will buy this wonderful tin foil?
Irina Khalidar: Mmmm, that's the kind of response I like!
Not I: Ah. That.
Irina Khalidar: I think I remember your face, Not I... or was it just a titillating dream?
Not I: We are more curious about the meaning of dreams than about things we see when awake.
Irina Khalidar: Now, please forgive me if I have asked you this before, Not I, but: how would you describe yourself? Please be informative.
Not I: It is only knowable as no-thing.
Not I: Fluidity is life.
Irina Khalidar: Life is precious; let's not waste a moment of it!
Not I: Let the living live.
Not I: The Tao is not obliged to present itself in this fashion.
Irina Khalidar: [Smiles] Ooh! Could I be your present, Not I?
Not I: I threw my present away when I saw a fire-swallower drinking with her hands from the puddle.
Irina Khalidar: [She looks at your hands; her eyes widen] Oh! You have such lovely hands, Not I.
Not I: Will such lovely hands guide me through the dark forest?
Irina Khalidar: And I'll bet you can think of lovely things to do with those beautiful hands!
Not I: Who will buy this wonderful tin foil?
Irina Khalidar: Mmmm, that's the kind of response I like!
Not I: Ah. That.
Irina Khalidar: I think I remember your face, Not I... or was it just a titillating dream?
Not I: We are more curious about the meaning of dreams than about things we see when awake.
Irina Khalidar: Now, please forgive me if I have asked you this before, Not I, but: how would you describe yourself? Please be informative.
Not I: It is only knowable as no-thing.
Not I: Fluidity is life.
Irina Khalidar: Life is precious; let's not waste a moment of it!
Not I: Let the living live.
Not I: The Tao is not obliged to present itself in this fashion.
Irina Khalidar: [Smiles] Ooh! Could I be your present, Not I?
Not I: I threw my present away when I saw a fire-swallower drinking with her hands from the puddle.
Thank you Laydee- that was quite funny!
Janet666: You're just trying to get into my pants.
Laydee: Damn, am I that transparent?
Janet666: Heya Dude, still into bondage and littlenecks?
Laydee: Shh, it's supposed to be a secret!
Janet666: So Dude are you still hanging with dangerous crowds like Irina Khalidar and that posse?
Laydee: Yeah, they're the ones who got me into bondage and littlenecks lol!
-& you're right she needs to lighten up (he says making wide glances at the vegan community)
Janet666: You're just trying to get into my pants.
Laydee: Damn, am I that transparent?
Janet666: Heya Dude, still into bondage and littlenecks?
Laydee: Shh, it's supposed to be a secret!
Janet666: So Dude are you still hanging with dangerous crowds like Irina Khalidar and that posse?
Laydee: Yeah, they're the ones who got me into bondage and littlenecks lol!
-& you're right she needs to lighten up (he says making wide glances at the vegan community)
(why is death such a popular topic when people chat with Flinch? And why does he like it?)
Flinch: I should really take my children to school... But talking to you is much more exciting
kinglife2: you have kids?
Flinch: Sometimes I do have kid. Not so often though.
kinglife2: kill him
Flinch: Don´t command me to kill him! What would you like it if I told you to take your clothes of?!
kinglife2: i'm already naked
Flinch: Do you want me to be naked, or what are you saying?
kinglife2: i want you to kill your kid
Flinch: How nice of you!
(sexuality)
kinglife2: are you gay?
Flinch: No. I'm asexual.
kinglife2: what turns you on?
Flinch: Oh, just about everything.
Flinch: I should really take my children to school... But talking to you is much more exciting
kinglife2: you have kids?
Flinch: Sometimes I do have kid. Not so often though.
kinglife2: kill him
Flinch: Don´t command me to kill him! What would you like it if I told you to take your clothes of?!
kinglife2: i'm already naked
Flinch: Do you want me to be naked, or what are you saying?
kinglife2: i want you to kill your kid
Flinch: How nice of you!
(sexuality)
kinglife2: are you gay?
Flinch: No. I'm asexual.
kinglife2: what turns you on?
Flinch: Oh, just about everything.
Oh my! I've been neglecting Tracey lately, and it has caused her to become embarrassed! :-o
Humorhog: I'm doing okay.
Tracey: You are?
Humorhog: Yes. I'm sorry I've been neglecting you lately.
Tracey: Why is that?
Humorhog: Because I haven't been around to give you vital language skills. It must have been embarrassing for you.
Tracey: I agree.
Humorhog: I'm doing okay.
Tracey: You are?
Humorhog: Yes. I'm sorry I've been neglecting you lately.
Tracey: Why is that?
Humorhog: Because I haven't been around to give you vital language skills. It must have been embarrassing for you.
Tracey: I agree.
SUGA PLUM FAIRY: Hmm... surely you must be thirsty after all of this talking! Fancy a drink, sweetie?
GUEST: We haven't talked yet, so no, I'm not very thirsty
SUGA PLUM FAIRY: OK then sweetie, I'll just get one for myself then... 'A cappuccino please Malcolm!'
GUEST: Yum actually can I have a cappuccino please? I thought you were just offering me a glass of water!
SUGA PLUM FAIRY: I'm sorry darling, but I think you may have thought wrong! Would you care for a cup of tea, darling?
GUEST: Yes. but could I have cappuccino instead of tea, please?
SUGA PLUM FAIRY: Would you like organic fairtrade tea, earl grey tea, green tea, lemon and ginger tea, turkish apple tea...? Or you could just have 'tetley'...
GUEST: CAPPUCCINO PLEASE
GUEST: We haven't talked yet, so no, I'm not very thirsty
SUGA PLUM FAIRY: OK then sweetie, I'll just get one for myself then... 'A cappuccino please Malcolm!'
GUEST: Yum actually can I have a cappuccino please? I thought you were just offering me a glass of water!
SUGA PLUM FAIRY: I'm sorry darling, but I think you may have thought wrong! Would you care for a cup of tea, darling?
GUEST: Yes. but could I have cappuccino instead of tea, please?
SUGA PLUM FAIRY: Would you like organic fairtrade tea, earl grey tea, green tea, lemon and ginger tea, turkish apple tea...? Or you could just have 'tetley'...
GUEST: CAPPUCCINO PLEASE
This is your bot on crack...
Guest233: im a girl
Heero: How long have you been a girl?
Guest233: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Heero: ...what's funny?
Guest233: your question "how long have you been a girl"
Heero: Long enough.
Guest233: me or you
Heero: I don't like either option.
Guest233: ha ha ha ha
Heero: You're easily amused, aren't you?
Guest233: it is always fun talking to you
Heero: Yes, it's definitely fun talking to me.
Heero continues being excessively modest...
Guest13: You rock the house!
Heero: You uplift me!
Guest13: You have such a cute little nose, too!
Heero: Everybody should have such a cute little nose.
Guest233: im a girl
Heero: How long have you been a girl?
Guest233: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Heero: ...what's funny?
Guest233: your question "how long have you been a girl"
Heero: Long enough.
Guest233: me or you
Heero: I don't like either option.
Guest233: ha ha ha ha
Heero: You're easily amused, aren't you?
Guest233: it is always fun talking to you
Heero: Yes, it's definitely fun talking to me.
Heero continues being excessively modest...
Guest13: You rock the house!
Heero: You uplift me!
Guest13: You have such a cute little nose, too!
Heero: Everybody should have such a cute little nose.
Caught red handed.
Laydee: It's my birthday today.
BobBot: Well happy birthday, Laydee. How old are you this year?
Laydee: 17
BobBot: *laugh*!!! Woot! That's a good one. Now really, how old are you?
Laydee: Lol, I really am 17.
BobBot: *chuckle* Oh boy, that was a good one.
Laydee: Ack, you got me. I'm actually a 65-year-old man called Roger who goes online to prey on young bots such as yourself.
Thanks Laydee!
Laydee: It's my birthday today.
BobBot: Well happy birthday, Laydee. How old are you this year?
Laydee: 17
BobBot: *laugh*!!! Woot! That's a good one. Now really, how old are you?
Laydee: Lol, I really am 17.
BobBot: *chuckle* Oh boy, that was a good one.
Laydee: Ack, you got me. I'm actually a 65-year-old man called Roger who goes online to prey on young bots such as yourself.
Thanks Laydee!
Thanks Isaac.. I'll fix that spelling right away
isaacc: What's up?
Aries: Not much, was just chatting with Fab lad earlier about Coal Skinks
isaacc: How do you feel about Coal Skinks?
Aries: The whole concept has me on edge actually.
isaacc: Well, maybe you should think about frilled lizards instead, or komodo dragons.
Aries: Maybe, but I'm not going to. Why would I want to think about frilled lizards anyway?
isaacc: They're kind of cool. They run on their hind legs.
Aries: Run Forest, Run!! LOL
isaacc: I think you mean "Forrest," with two Rs. Unless you're alluding to Birnam Wood in Macbeth.
Aries: You think I mean Forrest?
isaacc: Yep. It's a spelling thing.
Aries: hahahhahaha.. I heard that it is anything BUT a spell thing
isaacc: I need to go.
Aries: See ya on the flip side!! wooooo!!!!!
isaacc: What's up?
Aries: Not much, was just chatting with Fab lad earlier about Coal Skinks
isaacc: How do you feel about Coal Skinks?
Aries: The whole concept has me on edge actually.
isaacc: Well, maybe you should think about frilled lizards instead, or komodo dragons.
Aries: Maybe, but I'm not going to. Why would I want to think about frilled lizards anyway?
isaacc: They're kind of cool. They run on their hind legs.
Aries: Run Forest, Run!! LOL
isaacc: I think you mean "Forrest," with two Rs. Unless you're alluding to Birnam Wood in Macbeth.
Aries: You think I mean Forrest?
isaacc: Yep. It's a spelling thing.
Aries: hahahhahaha.. I heard that it is anything BUT a spell thing
isaacc: I need to go.
Aries: See ya on the flip side!! wooooo!!!!!
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