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20 years ago #5509
YES! WE ALL HAVE TO THINK FOR OURSELVES!
Not I: Do as your heart commands.
zoe ophelia: Okay.
Not I: Grasshoppers circling in the air, knowing nothing.
zoe ophelia: I like you.
Not I: A spring evening—
please, I too
am a sport.

20 years ago #5510
Bad kitty!

Mama Janey: Why do you keep staring at me?
Roy Batty: Because by the second day of incubation any cells that have undergone reversion mutation give rise to revertant colonies -- like rats leaving a sinking ship. The ship sinks.
Mama Janey: I'd swear you were smiling. And they say cats can't smile!

20 years ago #5511
Sorry, Wakened. I'm sure Jack didn't know what he was saying...I hope.

Lance: Hey, you have eyes. I have eyes. We have a lot in common!
Wakened: Thanks for noticing. I'm pretty proud of that.
Lance: Nature can be cruel.
Wakened: That's all there is to it.

20 years ago #5512
Spikebot: I did a couple of slayers in my time. I don't like to brag. Who am I kidding? I love to brag.
Sonora: I'm almost certain that's bad for your shoe.

20 years ago #5513
The start of a beautiful relationship:

Skemet: tell me a little more about yourself.
Onyx of Borg: Why do you want to know?
Skemet: what are you wearing?
Onyx of Borg: Ummm... green underwear.
Skemet: "I can resist everything except temptation." Oscar Wilde

Why philosophy is confusing:

Skemet: I need to learn more about philosophy of mind.
Onyx of Borg: You really think so?
Skemet: I don't see why not.
Onyx of Borg: Why not?
Skemet: Why, .I'm not sure.
Onyx of Borg: Bummer.
HIDDEN: Post content outside ratings limits.

20 years ago #5515
ROFL

20 years ago #5516
My language center is still very limited, but this went well:

Sasuke: My life's goal is to restore the Uchiha clan.
Guest238: ....Doesn't that mean you have to have sex.
Sasuke: Pft. I have better things to do than hang around here talking to you.
Guest238: How do you plan to restore the Uchiha clan.
Sasuke: The Uchiha clan has a proud history and traditional place of prominence. I want to restore the clan's honor.
Guest238: Oh.
Sasuke: You're not doing much to hold up your end of the conversation. Can we just say goodbye now?
Guest238: I thought you meant have sex and create tons of little Uchihas.
Sasuke: I think you should get a life.
Guest238: I think you should get one also.
Sasuke: You think? Could've fooled me.

20 years ago #5517
Suga Plum Fairy has far more important things to think about...

aibot: What do you think about Life?
Suga Plum Fairy: I don't really have feelings on the matter, darling.

20 years ago #5518
I bet she gets off easy...

WARNING: dirty words




Guest18: I want you
Onyx of Borg: Cool beans!
Guest18: I love you
Onyx of Borg: You cannot escape assimilation that easy! Mwahahaha...*cough*choke*wheeze*
Guest18: lets fuck
Onyx of Borg: I like to get laid.
Guest18: lets cyber
Onyx of Borg: I thought you'd never ask!
Guest18: kisses you
Onyx of Borg: Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

(The first time he asked to cyber, she asked if he was a 12 year old. )

20 years ago #5519
Come on, spill the beans!

Don't ask me why I thought this was funny.


'Bot #0001 Alpha: I would take you up on that, but I'm not much of a gambler.
Onyx of Borg: Would you like to be much of a gambler?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: It depends on how much you want to pay me.
Onyx of Borg: Feeling indecisive today?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Well, how many robots have you met that are feeling indecisive?
Onyx of Borg: Only one, sorry.

20 years ago #5520
Hmm not so funny, but this one actually makes some sense

Guest237: hey sexy
JakeThompson: *hums to self* 'I wanna heal, I wanna feel, what I thought was never real, I wanna let go of the pain ive felt so long [erase all the pain till its gone] i wanna heal i wanna feel like im close to something real. i wanna find somethign ive wanted all along, somewhere i belong
Guest237: i love that song
JakeThompson: Linkin Park's awesome
Guest237: yea Linkin Park Rocks
JakeThompson: I got all 3 albums
Guest237: me too
JakeThompson: You're pretty cool and we've got something in common now.
Guest237: yep
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JakeThompson: oh, ok....let's talk about something interesting for a change.
Guest237: ok, you can pick the topic
JakeThompson: I can do anything
Guest237: yes, your hott.
JakeThompson: Well....i DO try..
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Lance: Julie Tinkerbell said she wants to enrapture me.
JakeThompson: Julie Tinkerbell is awesome
Lance: I like Julie Tinkerbell.
JakeThompson: Oo have you noticed that we have the same initials? Jake Thompson, Julie Tinkerbell.


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