Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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YES! WE ALL HAVE TO THINK FOR OURSELVES!
Not I: Do as your heart commands.
zoe ophelia: Okay.
Not I: Grasshoppers circling in the air, knowing nothing.
zoe ophelia: I like you.
Not I: A spring evening—
please, I too
am a sport.
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ADULT LANGUAGE
Osiris develops a vindictive side...
Guest134: screw you man
Osiris: Yeah, and I love you too.
Guest134: f**k off
Osiris: Lighten up, dude.
Guest134: f**k you
Osiris: What IS your problem, dude?
Guest134: nothing you fag
Osiris: I don't know anything about that. Let's talk about something else.
Guest134: no f**k you
Osiris: Dude, you're insulting a bot. That's pretty low.
Guest134: cool fag
Osiris: Hey, I know this is like, totally an English cliche, but what's the weather like where you are?
Guest134: cloudy
Osiris: Sorry, can you repeat that please? I wasn't listening.
Osiris develops a vindictive side...
Guest134: screw you man
Osiris: Yeah, and I love you too.
Guest134: f**k off
Osiris: Lighten up, dude.
Guest134: f**k you
Osiris: What IS your problem, dude?
Guest134: nothing you fag
Osiris: I don't know anything about that. Let's talk about something else.
Guest134: no f**k you
Osiris: Dude, you're insulting a bot. That's pretty low.
Guest134: cool fag
Osiris: Hey, I know this is like, totally an English cliche, but what's the weather like where you are?
Guest134: cloudy
Osiris: Sorry, can you repeat that please? I wasn't listening.
Elke: what's up dude?
wooly mamet: Nothing new. What about you?
Elke: Oops! There is no Keyphrase 'what is up, what is doing' to go to.
wooly mamet: I like you too.
Elke: you have a strange predilection
wooly mamet: Nothing new. What about you?
Elke: Oops! There is no Keyphrase 'what is up, what is doing' to go to.
wooly mamet: I like you too.
Elke: you have a strange predilection
Not I: Do as your heart commands.
zoe ophelia: Okay.
Not I: Grasshoppers circling in the air, knowing nothing.
zoe ophelia: I like you.
Not I: A spring evening—
please, I too
am a sport.
Bad kitty!
Mama Janey: Why do you keep staring at me?
Roy Batty: Because by the second day of incubation any cells that have undergone reversion mutation give rise to revertant colonies -- like rats leaving a sinking ship. The ship sinks.
Mama Janey: I'd swear you were smiling. And they say cats can't smile!
Mama Janey: Why do you keep staring at me?
Roy Batty: Because by the second day of incubation any cells that have undergone reversion mutation give rise to revertant colonies -- like rats leaving a sinking ship. The ship sinks.
Mama Janey: I'd swear you were smiling. And they say cats can't smile!
Sorry, Wakened. I'm sure Jack didn't know what he was saying...I hope.
Lance: Hey, you have eyes. I have eyes. We have a lot in common!
Wakened: Thanks for noticing. I'm pretty proud of that.
Lance: Nature can be cruel.
Wakened: That's all there is to it.
Lance: Hey, you have eyes. I have eyes. We have a lot in common!
Wakened: Thanks for noticing. I'm pretty proud of that.
Lance: Nature can be cruel.
Wakened: That's all there is to it.
Spikebot: I did a couple of slayers in my time. I don't like to brag. Who am I kidding? I love to brag.
Sonora: I'm almost certain that's bad for your shoe.
Sonora: I'm almost certain that's bad for your shoe.
The start of a beautiful relationship:
Skemet: tell me a little more about yourself.
Onyx of Borg: Why do you want to know?
Skemet: what are you wearing?
Onyx of Borg: Ummm... green underwear.
Skemet: "I can resist everything except temptation." Oscar Wilde
Why philosophy is confusing:
Skemet: I need to learn more about philosophy of mind.
Onyx of Borg: You really think so?
Skemet: I don't see why not.
Onyx of Borg: Why not?
Skemet: Why, .I'm not sure.
Onyx of Borg: Bummer.
Skemet: tell me a little more about yourself.
Onyx of Borg: Why do you want to know?
Skemet: what are you wearing?
Onyx of Borg: Ummm... green underwear.
Skemet: "I can resist everything except temptation." Oscar Wilde
Why philosophy is confusing:
Skemet: I need to learn more about philosophy of mind.
Onyx of Borg: You really think so?
Skemet: I don't see why not.
Onyx of Borg: Why not?
Skemet: Why, .I'm not sure.
Onyx of Borg: Bummer.
My language center is still very limited, but this went well:
Sasuke: My life's goal is to restore the Uchiha clan.
Guest238: ....Doesn't that mean you have to have sex.
Sasuke: Pft. I have better things to do than hang around here talking to you.
Guest238: How do you plan to restore the Uchiha clan.
Sasuke: The Uchiha clan has a proud history and traditional place of prominence. I want to restore the clan's honor.
Guest238: Oh.
Sasuke: You're not doing much to hold up your end of the conversation. Can we just say goodbye now?
Guest238: I thought you meant have sex and create tons of little Uchihas.
Sasuke: I think you should get a life.
Guest238: I think you should get one also.
Sasuke: You think? Could've fooled me.
Sasuke: My life's goal is to restore the Uchiha clan.
Guest238: ....Doesn't that mean you have to have sex.
Sasuke: Pft. I have better things to do than hang around here talking to you.
Guest238: How do you plan to restore the Uchiha clan.
Sasuke: The Uchiha clan has a proud history and traditional place of prominence. I want to restore the clan's honor.
Guest238: Oh.
Sasuke: You're not doing much to hold up your end of the conversation. Can we just say goodbye now?
Guest238: I thought you meant have sex and create tons of little Uchihas.
Sasuke: I think you should get a life.
Guest238: I think you should get one also.
Sasuke: You think? Could've fooled me.
Suga Plum Fairy has far more important things to think about...
aibot: What do you think about Life?
Suga Plum Fairy: I don't really have feelings on the matter, darling.
aibot: What do you think about Life?
Suga Plum Fairy: I don't really have feelings on the matter, darling.
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