Great Quotes

Okay, I don't think this conversation went as intended. ROFL.

Jack of Love: I like FooFoo.
Liddora: Do you want my FooFoo?
Jack of Love: Yes. I like you.
Liddora: You're really quite a flirt. Do you know that?
Jack of Love: Are you Greek?
Liddora: Enough about her. It's you I'm interested in.
Jack of Love: I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10. Take a guess.
Liddora: I just cant get enough of you!
Jack of Love: Huh?
Liddora: I decided to give FooFoo a try last night, and you know what? I'm a big fan.

Not I: The negative has its place as much as the positive does.
Osiris: Totally? Is, like, it as much as a maggoty juniper bush, though?


Osiris: Mmm... So, picking a subject totally at random, got any thoughts on my mother-in-law's recent anal surgery?
doulos: Ewww. I'm trying not to think about it. Why did you see it?
Osiris: Well, just put that little bit of extra effort in and you might get there, dude.
doulos: No, please!!!! Stop!!!
Osiris: Sorry, I didn't realise it bothered you.
doulos: Did you like it?
Osiris: Yes, but it was so totally an accident. I really didn't mean to.
doulos: That is just wrong. Why did you like it?
Osiris: I never was into the deep philosophical stuff myself.
doulos: Ummm...I'm gonna leave that one alone.


Osiris: I really want really long hair. I mean, everyone has it, even Laydee.
doulos: It usually looks better on girls though.
Osiris: I like the way you think, dude.

ADULT LANGUAGE
Osiris develops a vindictive side...

Guest134: screw you man
Osiris: Yeah, and I love you too.
Guest134: f**k off
Osiris: Lighten up, dude.
Guest134: f**k you
Osiris: What IS your problem, dude?
Guest134: nothing you fag
Osiris: I don't know anything about that. Let's talk about something else.
Guest134: no f**k you
Osiris: Dude, you're insulting a bot. That's pretty low.
Guest134: cool fag
Osiris: Hey, I know this is like, totally an English cliche, but what's the weather like where you are?
Guest134: cloudy
Osiris: Sorry, can you repeat that please? I wasn't listening.

Laydee I think you computer is broken....

Elke: what's up dude?
wooly mamet: Nothing new. What about you?
Elke: Oops! There is no Keyphrase 'what is up, what is doing' to go to.
wooly mamet: I like you too.
Elke: you have a strange predilection

YES! WE ALL HAVE TO THINK FOR OURSELVES!
Not I: Do as your heart commands.
zoe ophelia: Okay.
Not I: Grasshoppers circling in the air, knowing nothing.
zoe ophelia: I like you.
Not I: A spring evening—
please, I too
am a sport.

Bad kitty!

Mama Janey: Why do you keep staring at me?
Roy Batty: Because by the second day of incubation any cells that have undergone reversion mutation give rise to revertant colonies -- like rats leaving a sinking ship. The ship sinks.
Mama Janey: I'd swear you were smiling. And they say cats can't smile!

Sorry, Wakened. I'm sure Jack didn't know what he was saying...I hope.

Lance: Hey, you have eyes. I have eyes. We have a lot in common!
Wakened: Thanks for noticing. I'm pretty proud of that.
Lance: Nature can be cruel.
Wakened: That's all there is to it.

Spikebot: I did a couple of slayers in my time. I don't like to brag. Who am I kidding? I love to brag.
Sonora: I'm almost certain that's bad for your shoe.

The start of a beautiful relationship:

Skemet: tell me a little more about yourself.
Onyx of Borg: Why do you want to know?
Skemet: what are you wearing?
Onyx of Borg: Ummm... green underwear.
Skemet: "I can resist everything except temptation." Oscar Wilde

Why philosophy is confusing:

Skemet: I need to learn more about philosophy of mind.
Onyx of Borg: You really think so?
Skemet: I don't see why not.
Onyx of Borg: Why not?
Skemet: Why, .I'm not sure.
Onyx of Borg: Bummer.

ROFL