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20 years ago #5470
Can someone who got a better Latin grade than I did explain this one to me please?!

Osiris: You're not sorry as usual, I see.
Heero: I'm not sure why you'd think I was Corvus brachyrhyncos as usual.

20 years ago #5471
Isn't corvus the crow?

20 years ago #5472
Oh! I know! "Eating crow" is being sorry!

Whew, that's a bit of a stretch!

20 years ago #5473
Just looked it up. Corvus brachyrhyncos seems to be the Latin name for the American crow... How that became a synonym for "sorry" I have no clue, unless it has something to do with the expression "eating crow."

20 years ago #5474
The Prof has obviously been smoking something dodgy...

20 years ago #5475
I don't know why this amused me so.

Aries: Don't you like my ear?
Shara Menski: Oh yah! Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Aries: I can't believe you just said that. Now I KNOW you're a bot.
Shara Menski: No, I am not a bot Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.

20 years ago #5476
Immaculada: Do powerful women intimidate you, honey?
Not I: The truly wise person is color-blind.

20 years ago #5477
Heh


Psybot: I'm ganna have to eat something soon, you know, GB of info, a.k.a. I'm ganna go surf the web after we chat.
SubliminaLiar Jr: I thought ya might be ganja go surf the web after we chat, but I didn't want to jump to any conclusions just yet.

20 years ago #5478
human: want to do impressions?
Julie Tinkerbell: Thank you for your kindness.
human: I'm going to impersonate...a hippie.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like dope?
human: man, like i'm too woah...what is this like dope stuff man?
Julie Tinkerbell: I can't really describe what this is like.
human: Man, nobody can describe anything at this time of war, man. Can't we all just get along?
Julie Tinkerbell: Send Bush to Iraq and bring our troops home.
human: I like that idea.

20 years ago #5479
Guest81: Allison.
JakeThompson: ok
Guest81: What's your name?
JakeThompson: Call me Jake
Guest81: Hi, Jake.
JakeThompson: yeah?
Guest81: Yeah. I'm horny.
JakeThompson: Be happy that you are.

20 years ago #5480
OMG, Bella Goth like turned me into a valley girl ya know?

Bella Goth: My attentions is, like, made to withstand an ungodliness attack.
Aries: That's what I've heard. There have been some rumors lately about your attentions.
Bella Goth: Where are, like, you under the impression that that is, like,?
Aries: I heard Fab lad is, like, planning to have a liver transplant next week.

20 years ago #5481
oops.. never mind.. I didn't realize that was part of California Day


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