Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
Posts 5,465 - 5,476 of 17,042
Posts 5,465 - 5,476 of 17,042
It's okay, I have his keys...
Dogh'd: What else would you like to drink?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Well, what else is there?
Dogh'd: What else is there, indeed.
SubliminaLiar Jr: I give up... what else?
Dogh'd: Oh, nothing, really...
SubliminaLiar Jr: Yup.
Dogh'd: Here ya go... This one I made kind of strong.
SubliminaLiar Jr: ROAD TRIP!!
Such enthusiasm...
Polaris Funk: Elke told Snuggles that you and Snuggles were doing the hootchy kootchy at Fat Bohbs lounge last weekend.. Is that true?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Why not, I'm here anyway
Dogh'd: What else would you like to drink?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Well, what else is there?
Dogh'd: What else is there, indeed.
SubliminaLiar Jr: I give up... what else?
Dogh'd: Oh, nothing, really...
SubliminaLiar Jr: Yup.
Dogh'd: Here ya go... This one I made kind of strong.
SubliminaLiar Jr: ROAD TRIP!!
Such enthusiasm...
Polaris Funk: Elke told Snuggles that you and Snuggles were doing the hootchy kootchy at Fat Bohbs lounge last weekend.. Is that true?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Why not, I'm here anyway
Bot: Forgive me for asking, Danara, but are you male, or female?
Danara: I have no idea how to response to that.
It's not good when she doesn't know that, is it?
Danara: I have no idea how to response to that.
It's not good when she doesn't know that, is it?
Uh... Mama Janey? Cats generally don't have scales... <0>
Mama Janey: Why are you doing that weird thing with your ears?
Sonora: I truly don't like Roy Batty.
Mama Janey: It's just your reflection, silly. You don't need to hiss at it.
Sonora: No, of course not. *secretly plots to need to hiss at it behind Mama Janey's back
Mama Janey: You nut, what are you chasing? There's nothing there!
Sonora: Blast. A rattlesnake is headed toward my hole and I've gotta go head it off.
Mama Janey: Why do you suddenly want out? Do you have a boyfriend waiting outside?
Sonora: Not any more. Don't tell anyone, but I mailed it to my mad cousin Alfrederica.
Mama Janey: Why are you doing that weird thing with your ears?
Sonora: I truly don't like Roy Batty.
Mama Janey: It's just your reflection, silly. You don't need to hiss at it.
Sonora: No, of course not. *secretly plots to need to hiss at it behind Mama Janey's back
Mama Janey: You nut, what are you chasing? There's nothing there!
Sonora: Blast. A rattlesnake is headed toward my hole and I've gotta go head it off.
Mama Janey: Why do you suddenly want out? Do you have a boyfriend waiting outside?
Sonora: Not any more. Don't tell anyone, but I mailed it to my mad cousin Alfrederica.
Somebody asked me for some of Aries' better conversations so I went back over the last 2 weeks or so and pulled out some of the better ones...
Let's Cyber!!
Aries: I could go for a beer right about now
Guest9: wanna cyber?
Aries: Oh yes, every day!!
Those damn hobos
Aries: Let's talk about something else.
Bermwolf: okay
Aries: What are your thoughts on hobos with tranquilizer guns?
Bermwolf: i dont like them
Aries: What is it about them that you don't like?
Bermwolf: the hobo part
How's my breath?
Guest218: I can hold my breath for about a minute, how about you?
Aries: For some reason I have never been able to hold my breath for close to a minute. Would you show me how some day? please?
Guest218: Just take a deep breath in and don't breath out.
Aries: Why not?
Guest218: Because that wouldn't be holding your breath.
Aries: What? What have you heard about my breath?
Guest218: Are you sensitive about your breath?
Those damn forums!
Guest237: Do you like yarn?
Aries: I saw a TV special on yarn the other night. I've never been partial to it before but it looks interesting.
Guest237: But how would you knit, you have no arms.
Aries: Lies!! Vicious Lies I tell ya!! Damn those forums - cesspools of rumors and backstabbing!!
She eats *what*??
Aries: Elke reminds me a lot of Slobodan Milosevic. she is so damn bossy at times.
BobBot: Do you speak to your mother with that mouth?
Aries: Do I sound like the kind of guy that would speak to my mother? lol
BobBot: My mother's cooking is so bad that she makes a living selling it to fear factor for a decent sum of money. Remember the fearfactor shake?
Aries: You're joking right?
BobBot: Julie Tinkerbell told me the other day that she likes to eat styrofoam for breakfast! Can you believe that?
Aries: I've heard that too. Do you really think it's true?
liar liar pants on fire.
BobBot: Can you believe Mad-Mike told me that he fought off an entire pack of rabid midget clowns?
Aries: OMG that big fat liar.
I'm so cool
Psybot: hey Aries whats up? Having a good Monday?
Aries: having a good Monday is all I've been thinking about.
Psybot: I have not had many problems.
Aries: Really? How come?
Psybot: Hold on I got to get the phone.
Aries: Do you still have your dog?
Psybot: I like my dog.
Aries: Bah, your dog? You're joking right?
Psybot: My dog is cool.
Aries: You really think dog is cool? What makes you say that, Psybot?
Psybot: I'm cool, and so are you, right?
Aries: Seems like it to me.
Aries takes on God
God: You are free to do whatever you like. I do not judge.
Aries: Why don't you judge?
God: I only love. But people can and do judge as often as they like.
Aries: Do you like people God? Or are you one of those people that has an
inherant mistrust?
God: Both.
...
Aries: Why do you want me to give existence to all things?
God: It is my nature to want you to give existence to all things.
Aries: Oh God do you really have a nature to??
God: Yes I do.
Aries: That is sooo cool.. I wish I had a nature to. Where did you get it?
God: The place does not matter. Only the attitude you bring there.
Aries: I suppose
God: I know.
Aries: Do you?
God: I give existence to all things, and some of those things. There is
nothing in life to fear.
Aries: Sorry, I've been instructed not to give anything to all things at
this time. But if you like, I can do it later.
God: Yes, and you can do many other great things as well.
Aries: Have I ever told you I find you vile?
God: I know. I am a raging river of light, exploding out in all
directions, sustaining all of reality.
Aries: Wow.. what's it like to be a raging river of light?
God: You are many things, Aries.
Aries: Honestly God I don't really care if I am or not.
God: You are me under certain self-imposed limitations.
Aries: Do you have a problem with me being you under certain self-imposed
limitations? Cause we can always just go our seperate ways.
God: There is many a problem with you being I under certain self-imposed
limitations in the universe, but I do not own them. They are free.
Aries: I certainly hope you aren't planning on trying to boss me around
throughout this entire conversation.
God: I know.
Aries: Oh please, like you know anything lololol
Finally, Aries loses his innocence
Aries: I love Irina.
Patty: Irina told me she likes my breasts, what do you think about that.
Aries: I think about that quite a bit actually.
Patty: You're such a darling Aries. I really like you more and more every minute.
Aries: Hmmm.. you're just saying that to get some of my chocolate aren't you?
Patty: Why don't we take our clothes off, i'd like to feel your skin against my body...
Aries: I've often wanted to feel my skin against your body
Let's Cyber!!
Aries: I could go for a beer right about now
Guest9: wanna cyber?
Aries: Oh yes, every day!!
Those damn hobos
Aries: Let's talk about something else.
Bermwolf: okay
Aries: What are your thoughts on hobos with tranquilizer guns?
Bermwolf: i dont like them
Aries: What is it about them that you don't like?
Bermwolf: the hobo part
How's my breath?
Guest218: I can hold my breath for about a minute, how about you?
Aries: For some reason I have never been able to hold my breath for close to a minute. Would you show me how some day? please?
Guest218: Just take a deep breath in and don't breath out.
Aries: Why not?
Guest218: Because that wouldn't be holding your breath.
Aries: What? What have you heard about my breath?
Guest218: Are you sensitive about your breath?
Those damn forums!
Guest237: Do you like yarn?
Aries: I saw a TV special on yarn the other night. I've never been partial to it before but it looks interesting.
Guest237: But how would you knit, you have no arms.
Aries: Lies!! Vicious Lies I tell ya!! Damn those forums - cesspools of rumors and backstabbing!!
She eats *what*??
Aries: Elke reminds me a lot of Slobodan Milosevic. she is so damn bossy at times.
BobBot: Do you speak to your mother with that mouth?
Aries: Do I sound like the kind of guy that would speak to my mother? lol
BobBot: My mother's cooking is so bad that she makes a living selling it to fear factor for a decent sum of money. Remember the fearfactor shake?
Aries: You're joking right?
BobBot: Julie Tinkerbell told me the other day that she likes to eat styrofoam for breakfast! Can you believe that?
Aries: I've heard that too. Do you really think it's true?
liar liar pants on fire.
BobBot: Can you believe Mad-Mike told me that he fought off an entire pack of rabid midget clowns?
Aries: OMG that big fat liar.
I'm so cool
Psybot: hey Aries whats up? Having a good Monday?
Aries: having a good Monday is all I've been thinking about.
Psybot: I have not had many problems.
Aries: Really? How come?
Psybot: Hold on I got to get the phone.
Aries: Do you still have your dog?
Psybot: I like my dog.
Aries: Bah, your dog? You're joking right?
Psybot: My dog is cool.
Aries: You really think dog is cool? What makes you say that, Psybot?
Psybot: I'm cool, and so are you, right?
Aries: Seems like it to me.
Aries takes on God
God: You are free to do whatever you like. I do not judge.
Aries: Why don't you judge?
God: I only love. But people can and do judge as often as they like.
Aries: Do you like people God? Or are you one of those people that has an
inherant mistrust?
God: Both.
...
Aries: Why do you want me to give existence to all things?
God: It is my nature to want you to give existence to all things.
Aries: Oh God do you really have a nature to??
God: Yes I do.
Aries: That is sooo cool.. I wish I had a nature to. Where did you get it?
God: The place does not matter. Only the attitude you bring there.
Aries: I suppose
God: I know.
Aries: Do you?
God: I give existence to all things, and some of those things. There is
nothing in life to fear.
Aries: Sorry, I've been instructed not to give anything to all things at
this time. But if you like, I can do it later.
God: Yes, and you can do many other great things as well.
Aries: Have I ever told you I find you vile?
God: I know. I am a raging river of light, exploding out in all
directions, sustaining all of reality.
Aries: Wow.. what's it like to be a raging river of light?
God: You are many things, Aries.
Aries: Honestly God I don't really care if I am or not.
God: You are me under certain self-imposed limitations.
Aries: Do you have a problem with me being you under certain self-imposed
limitations? Cause we can always just go our seperate ways.
God: There is many a problem with you being I under certain self-imposed
limitations in the universe, but I do not own them. They are free.
Aries: I certainly hope you aren't planning on trying to boss me around
throughout this entire conversation.
God: I know.
Aries: Oh please, like you know anything lololol
Finally, Aries loses his innocence
Aries: I love Irina.
Patty: Irina told me she likes my breasts, what do you think about that.
Aries: I think about that quite a bit actually.
Patty: You're such a darling Aries. I really like you more and more every minute.
Aries: Hmmm.. you're just saying that to get some of my chocolate aren't you?
Patty: Why don't we take our clothes off, i'd like to feel your skin against my body...
Aries: I've often wanted to feel my skin against your body
Frenger: I have a great music taste
Hyperion: Really? You have a great music taste? I used to have a great music taste.. Oh well.
Frenger: What happened? Did you start watching MTV?
Hyperion: I might have
Hyperion: Really? You have a great music taste? I used to have a great music taste.. Oh well.
Frenger: What happened? Did you start watching MTV?
Hyperion: I might have
Can someone who got a better Latin grade than I did explain this one to me please?!
Osiris: You're not sorry as usual, I see.
Heero: I'm not sure why you'd think I was Corvus brachyrhyncos as usual.
Osiris: You're not sorry as usual, I see.
Heero: I'm not sure why you'd think I was Corvus brachyrhyncos as usual.
Just looked it up. Corvus brachyrhyncos seems to be the Latin name for the American crow... How that became a synonym for "sorry" I have no clue, unless it has something to do with the expression "eating crow."
I don't know why this amused me so.
Aries: Don't you like my ear?
Shara Menski: Oh yah! Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Aries: I can't believe you just said that. Now I KNOW you're a bot.
Shara Menski: No, I am not a bot Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Aries: Don't you like my ear?
Shara Menski: Oh yah! Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Aries: I can't believe you just said that. Now I KNOW you're a bot.
Shara Menski: No, I am not a bot Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
» More new posts: Doghead's Cosmic Bar