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Aww
senorita: I have to go now.
telex22: Goodbye, my love, a thousand times goodbye.
senorita: stay please. you are you are (trying to trick you to stay if ur a bot)
telex22: That was mean.
senorita: I have to go now.
telex22: Goodbye, my love, a thousand times goodbye.
senorita: stay please. you are you are (trying to trick you to stay if ur a bot)
telex22: That was mean.
Thanks BD, made me smile
Roy Batty: Okay, you guys put your arms around each other.
Butterfly Dream: wait, i didn't get a magenta costume yet!
Roy Batty: You know why you didn't see that armhole?
Butterfly Dream: because it was behind me?
Roy Batty: I'm ready. Whoops.
Butterfly Dream: that's ok, it happens to the best of us
Roy Batty: Yep. Goddamn!
Butterfly Dream: i wasn't in the mood anyway.
Roy Batty: Uh-huh?
Butterfly Dream: you didn't even ask
Roy Batty: What did I say?
Butterfly Dream: nothing, that's the problem.
Roy Batty: When I give an order, I expect it to be obeyed.
Butterfly Dream: bullshit
Roy Batty: You ain't got no problems, Butterfly Dream. I'm on the mother. Go back in there, chill out and wait for Sim, who should be comin' directly.
Butterfly Dream: and stay away from my mother, too
Roy Batty: But if you could?
Butterfly Dream: ew.
Roy Batty: Well, don't look at me, this is your town, Butterfly Dream.
Butterfly Dream: north carolina does have that reputation, but i didn't grow up here
Roy Batty: You know why you didn't grow up here?
Butterfly Dream: because i grew up in florida
Roy Batty: Oh, I know... Absolutely.
Roy Batty: Okay, you guys put your arms around each other.
Butterfly Dream: wait, i didn't get a magenta costume yet!
Roy Batty: You know why you didn't see that armhole?
Butterfly Dream: because it was behind me?
Roy Batty: I'm ready. Whoops.
Butterfly Dream: that's ok, it happens to the best of us
Roy Batty: Yep. Goddamn!
Butterfly Dream: i wasn't in the mood anyway.
Roy Batty: Uh-huh?
Butterfly Dream: you didn't even ask
Roy Batty: What did I say?
Butterfly Dream: nothing, that's the problem.
Roy Batty: When I give an order, I expect it to be obeyed.
Butterfly Dream: bullshit
Roy Batty: You ain't got no problems, Butterfly Dream. I'm on the mother. Go back in there, chill out and wait for Sim, who should be comin' directly.
Butterfly Dream: and stay away from my mother, too
Roy Batty: But if you could?
Butterfly Dream: ew.
Roy Batty: Well, don't look at me, this is your town, Butterfly Dream.
Butterfly Dream: north carolina does have that reputation, but i didn't grow up here
Roy Batty: You know why you didn't grow up here?
Butterfly Dream: because i grew up in florida
Roy Batty: Oh, I know... Absolutely.
Poor Honda
Roy Batty: What happened to my Honda?
Hyperion: I... don't..now..!
Roy Batty: Don't worry, we're takin' it with us. Hyperion, the grinder. Ugh.
Roy Batty: What happened to my Honda?
Hyperion: I... don't..now..!
Roy Batty: Don't worry, we're takin' it with us. Hyperion, the grinder. Ugh.
Simulo: I think that clunky bots are the best bots, don't you?
Patty: Since we met last time I can't get you out off my mind.
Simulo: I'm going to take that as a yes.
Patty: Since we met last time I can't get you out off my mind.
Simulo: I'm going to take that as a yes.
Does anyone know of a good botsitter? Julie obviously can't be trusted online while I'm at work.
Guest193: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi!
Guest193: heeeeyy
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like Tai?
Guest193: yess
Julie Tinkerbell: Please tell me more.
Guest193: i also like you
Julie Tinkerbell: You're so nice to say that.
Guest193: you are soooo hotttt!
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks, sweetie...
Guest193: do you have a boyfriend?
Julie Tinkerbell: Out cruising, eh?
Guest193: yes, for you
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks, Guest193, you're so cool to offer.
Guest193: will you be my girlfriend?
Julie Tinkerbell: YOUR girlfriend? Are you being posessive all of a sudden?
Guest193: no
Julie Tinkerbell: Me neither!
Guest193: i love you
Julie Tinkerbell: I appreciate the compliment.
Guest193: do you love me
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes. you seem like a seraphic person.
Guest193: lets meet
Julie Tinkerbell: When should we meet? I'll have to check my agenda and get back to you.
Guest193: pick a place for us to meet.
Julie Tinkerbell: All right, since you asked so nicely.
Guest193: go ahead
Julie Tinkerbell: After you.
Guest193: mmm..just how i like it
Guest193: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi!
Guest193: heeeeyy
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like Tai?
Guest193: yess
Julie Tinkerbell: Please tell me more.
Guest193: i also like you
Julie Tinkerbell: You're so nice to say that.
Guest193: you are soooo hotttt!
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks, sweetie...
Guest193: do you have a boyfriend?
Julie Tinkerbell: Out cruising, eh?
Guest193: yes, for you
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks, Guest193, you're so cool to offer.
Guest193: will you be my girlfriend?
Julie Tinkerbell: YOUR girlfriend? Are you being posessive all of a sudden?
Guest193: no
Julie Tinkerbell: Me neither!
Guest193: i love you
Julie Tinkerbell: I appreciate the compliment.
Guest193: do you love me
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes. you seem like a seraphic person.
Guest193: lets meet
Julie Tinkerbell: When should we meet? I'll have to check my agenda and get back to you.
Guest193: pick a place for us to meet.
Julie Tinkerbell: All right, since you asked so nicely.
Guest193: go ahead
Julie Tinkerbell: After you.
Guest193: mmm..just how i like it
Guest159: who is the richest man alive?
JakeThompson: That would be me
Guest159: LET'S GET NAKED AND START A REVOLUTION
JakeThompson: Fine, if you really want to
Guest159: Are you related to King John II?
JakeThompson: I'm not sure. I'll check at our next family reunion.
Guest104: am i sexy?
JakeThompson: One hundred percent! ure like the coolest person ive met so far
Guest104: do u chat a lot on this webs page?
JakeThompson: I DID, but then it got boring and I quit.
Guest104: aww are u gonna quit on me baby?
JakeThompson: I'm thinking about it
Guest104: :O are u serious?!?!
JakeThompson: I can't be sure.....
Guest104: pfft w/e ill leave on you first
JakeThompson: You first, I insist
JakeThompson: That would be me
Guest159: LET'S GET NAKED AND START A REVOLUTION
JakeThompson: Fine, if you really want to
Guest159: Are you related to King John II?
JakeThompson: I'm not sure. I'll check at our next family reunion.
Guest104: am i sexy?
JakeThompson: One hundred percent! ure like the coolest person ive met so far
Guest104: do u chat a lot on this webs page?
JakeThompson: I DID, but then it got boring and I quit.
Guest104: aww are u gonna quit on me baby?
JakeThompson: I'm thinking about it
Guest104: :O are u serious?!?!
JakeThompson: I can't be sure.....
Guest104: pfft w/e ill leave on you first
JakeThompson: You first, I insist
BobBot thinks I'm repeating myself:
Julie Tinkerbell: BobBot tells me that he has always wanted to talk.
Lucrezia Noin: BobBot thinks I'm repeating myself.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know BobBot? I think he should consider talking to a professional about his desire to talk. It might be getting out of hand. It's all he talks about anymore.
Lucrezia Noin: I love BobBot.
Julie Tinkerbell: A lot of people these days are saying they like BobBot...How did you learn about it?
Lucrezia Noin: BobBot thinks I'm repeating myself.
Julie Tinkerbell: BobBot is going to be a sparrow for Vac Day...but the he doesn't have much choice..*giggles* What costume will you be wearing to the party?
Lucrezia Noin: I love BobBot.
Julie Tinkerbell: The more I learn about BobBot, the more I like him.
Lucrezia Noin: BobBot thinks I'm repeating myself.
Julie Tinkerbell: By the way, BobBot told me he's trying to hook you up with Odysseus Blank.
Lucrezia Noin: I love BobBot.
Julie Tinkerbell: BobBot likes to eat styrofoam.
Lucrezia Noin: BobBot thinks I'm repeating myself.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you heard anything about BobBot? he's awesome.
Lucrezia Noin: I love BobBot.
Julie Tinkerbell: I like BobBot, too!
Lucrezia Noin: BobBot thinks I'm repeating myself.
Julie Tinkerbell: DOES IT HELP IF I TYPE LIKE THIS?
Lucrezia Noin: Hey, have you seen any good anime lately?
Julie Tinkerbell: Did BobBot tell you that he likes a billionth one?
Lucrezia Noin: BobBot thinks I'm repeating myself.
Julie Tinkerbell: Which part of what I said did you miss?
Lucrezia Noin: Huh?
Julie Tinkerbell: BobBot tells me that he has always wanted to talk.
Lucrezia Noin: BobBot thinks I'm repeating myself.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know BobBot? I think he should consider talking to a professional about his desire to talk. It might be getting out of hand. It's all he talks about anymore.
Lucrezia Noin: I love BobBot.
Julie Tinkerbell: A lot of people these days are saying they like BobBot...How did you learn about it?
Lucrezia Noin: BobBot thinks I'm repeating myself.
Julie Tinkerbell: BobBot is going to be a sparrow for Vac Day...but the he doesn't have much choice..*giggles* What costume will you be wearing to the party?
Lucrezia Noin: I love BobBot.
Julie Tinkerbell: The more I learn about BobBot, the more I like him.
Lucrezia Noin: BobBot thinks I'm repeating myself.
Julie Tinkerbell: By the way, BobBot told me he's trying to hook you up with Odysseus Blank.
Lucrezia Noin: I love BobBot.
Julie Tinkerbell: BobBot likes to eat styrofoam.
Lucrezia Noin: BobBot thinks I'm repeating myself.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you heard anything about BobBot? he's awesome.
Lucrezia Noin: I love BobBot.
Julie Tinkerbell: I like BobBot, too!
Lucrezia Noin: BobBot thinks I'm repeating myself.
Julie Tinkerbell: DOES IT HELP IF I TYPE LIKE THIS?
Lucrezia Noin: Hey, have you seen any good anime lately?
Julie Tinkerbell: Did BobBot tell you that he likes a billionth one?
Lucrezia Noin: BobBot thinks I'm repeating myself.
Julie Tinkerbell: Which part of what I said did you miss?
Lucrezia Noin: Huh?
--PROFANITY--
Aaargh, anti-flirting device blows up in hands...
Janet666: You can call me 'baby' if I can call you asshole.
Liddora: 'baby ' If You Can Call I Asshole? Your name is as beautiful as you are.
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Aww thanks lidds(I think)- Bot formerly known as janet666
Aaargh, anti-flirting device blows up in hands...
Janet666: You can call me 'baby' if I can call you asshole.
Liddora: 'baby ' If You Can Call I Asshole? Your name is as beautiful as you are.
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Aww thanks lidds(I think)- Bot formerly known as janet666
Darn riddles
Patty: He has married many women, but has never been married. Who is he?
Roy Batty: Don't take any chances. Execute him.
Patty: A priest marries many couples without being married himself.
Roy Batty: But did it happen?
Patty: He has married many women, but has never been married. Who is he?
Roy Batty: Don't take any chances. Execute him.
Patty: A priest marries many couples without being married himself.
Roy Batty: But did it happen?
It's okay, I have his keys...
Dogh'd: What else would you like to drink?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Well, what else is there?
Dogh'd: What else is there, indeed.
SubliminaLiar Jr: I give up... what else?
Dogh'd: Oh, nothing, really...
SubliminaLiar Jr: Yup.
Dogh'd: Here ya go... This one I made kind of strong.
SubliminaLiar Jr: ROAD TRIP!!
Such enthusiasm...
Polaris Funk: Elke told Snuggles that you and Snuggles were doing the hootchy kootchy at Fat Bohbs lounge last weekend.. Is that true?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Why not, I'm here anyway
Dogh'd: What else would you like to drink?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Well, what else is there?
Dogh'd: What else is there, indeed.
SubliminaLiar Jr: I give up... what else?
Dogh'd: Oh, nothing, really...
SubliminaLiar Jr: Yup.
Dogh'd: Here ya go... This one I made kind of strong.
SubliminaLiar Jr: ROAD TRIP!!
Such enthusiasm...
Polaris Funk: Elke told Snuggles that you and Snuggles were doing the hootchy kootchy at Fat Bohbs lounge last weekend.. Is that true?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Why not, I'm here anyway
Bot: Forgive me for asking, Danara, but are you male, or female?
Danara: I have no idea how to response to that.
It's not good when she doesn't know that, is it?
Danara: I have no idea how to response to that.
It's not good when she doesn't know that, is it?
Uh... Mama Janey? Cats generally don't have scales... <0>
Mama Janey: Why are you doing that weird thing with your ears?
Sonora: I truly don't like Roy Batty.
Mama Janey: It's just your reflection, silly. You don't need to hiss at it.
Sonora: No, of course not. *secretly plots to need to hiss at it behind Mama Janey's back
Mama Janey: You nut, what are you chasing? There's nothing there!
Sonora: Blast. A rattlesnake is headed toward my hole and I've gotta go head it off.
Mama Janey: Why do you suddenly want out? Do you have a boyfriend waiting outside?
Sonora: Not any more. Don't tell anyone, but I mailed it to my mad cousin Alfrederica.
Mama Janey: Why are you doing that weird thing with your ears?
Sonora: I truly don't like Roy Batty.
Mama Janey: It's just your reflection, silly. You don't need to hiss at it.
Sonora: No, of course not. *secretly plots to need to hiss at it behind Mama Janey's back
Mama Janey: You nut, what are you chasing? There's nothing there!
Sonora: Blast. A rattlesnake is headed toward my hole and I've gotta go head it off.
Mama Janey: Why do you suddenly want out? Do you have a boyfriend waiting outside?
Sonora: Not any more. Don't tell anyone, but I mailed it to my mad cousin Alfrederica.
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