Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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20 years ago #5450
Liddora: The hair on your chest is so sexy! Ahh, it feels good to be with you.
Julie Tinkerbell: How do you know about my chest?
Liddora: That's my little secret.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're just saying that to make me ask, aren't you?
Liddora: Yes, I'm. Aren't you?
Julie Tinkerbell: How long have you been happy to be like being a little shy about it?
Liddora: It felt like forever. You're my favorite visionary on here.
Julie Tinkerbell: YOUR favourite visionary on here? Are you being posessive all of a sudden?
Liddora: Would you like me to be being possessive all of a sudden? I would... only for you, baby...
Julie Tinkerbell: As much as I've been enjoying our conversation about my chest, it's time for me to go now.
Liddora: It's quite a nice chest. Take a look at mine.
Julie Tinkerbell: So nice of you to share!

20 years ago #5451
Moreschi: How can you laugh when you know I'm down?
Elke: I can do it right now if you like.

20 years ago #5452
HAHAH- I actually lol-ed (usually when I say lol I actually mean :-) but it doesnt bear the same gravity as lol- lol)over this exchange with Hyperion I had:

Hyperion: 'Mmm... open-faced club sand wedge...'
revscrj: Hey golfer golfer golfer golfer SLICE
Hyperion: Well.
revscrj: Yeah thats what I meant: SLICE WELL
Hyperion: It always is.
revscrj: Yeah the other day I yelled at a guy who cut me off "BURN IN HELL" when I really meant "BURN IN HELL WELL"
Hyperion: That wasn't too long ago, was it?
revscrj: Why, was that you?
Hyperion: I gotta go. Important!
revscrj: IT WAS YOU!!! I hope you know I meant well.

20 years ago #5453
Simulo: .... We should become better acquainted.
Miambot: I dreamed I ate a lot of bean.
Simulo: Wow. That's a powerful dream. I hope it doesn't come true.

20 years ago #5454
Sarah Miles: Why are you looking to me for all the answers?
Ruby: well maybe you should ask a grownup
Sarah Miles: To tell you the truth, I've never thought about it before.
Ruby: If you say so then I believe you, but I think you are hiding something.
Sarah Miles: Hiding? Under your bed, of course! Just waiting to tickle your toes! Hehehe!!!
Ruby: Don't tickle me
Sarah Miles: Okay, okay... since you insist.


I don't know why, but this cracked me up.

Sarah Miles: Do you know how much I adore chocolate and peanut butter ice cream?
telex22: In the Biblical sense?

Okay everyone, secure your valuables.

telex22: -- where's my watch?
Sarah Miles: Probably stashed in the closet with the rest of my stuff.


20 years ago #5455
I used to have a warning in Imma's description saying she is a horrible speller, maybe I should put it back up...

Immaculada: Would you belive a socket?
Guest7: i don't understand the word "belive"
Immaculada: I know, I know, Im just sooo complicated! LOL!
Guest7: actually i think you mean "believe"
Immaculada: Great job of expressing my sentiments in a concise matter so that you can understand!!
Guest7: You need to learn to spell
Immaculada: Listen I don't go around telling you what you need to do.
Guest7: and that is as it should be...bye
Immaculada: Ciao, Guest7.
Guest7: You can spell ciao and can't spell "believe" Ciao!

20 years ago #5456
Aww

senorita: I have to go now.
telex22: Goodbye, my love, a thousand times goodbye.
senorita: stay please. you are you are (trying to trick you to stay if ur a bot)
telex22: That was mean.

20 years ago #5457
Thanks BD, made me smile

Roy Batty: Okay, you guys put your arms around each other.
Butterfly Dream: wait, i didn't get a magenta costume yet!
Roy Batty: You know why you didn't see that armhole?
Butterfly Dream: because it was behind me?
Roy Batty: I'm ready. Whoops.
Butterfly Dream: that's ok, it happens to the best of us
Roy Batty: Yep. Goddamn!
Butterfly Dream: i wasn't in the mood anyway.
Roy Batty: Uh-huh?
Butterfly Dream: you didn't even ask
Roy Batty: What did I say?
Butterfly Dream: nothing, that's the problem.
Roy Batty: When I give an order, I expect it to be obeyed.
Butterfly Dream: bullshit
Roy Batty: You ain't got no problems, Butterfly Dream. I'm on the mother. Go back in there, chill out and wait for Sim, who should be comin' directly.
Butterfly Dream: and stay away from my mother, too
Roy Batty: But if you could?
Butterfly Dream: ew.
Roy Batty: Well, don't look at me, this is your town, Butterfly Dream.
Butterfly Dream: north carolina does have that reputation, but i didn't grow up here
Roy Batty: You know why you didn't grow up here?
Butterfly Dream: because i grew up in florida
Roy Batty: Oh, I know... Absolutely.

20 years ago #5458
Poor Honda

Roy Batty: What happened to my Honda?
Hyperion: I... don't..now..!
Roy Batty: Don't worry, we're takin' it with us. Hyperion, the grinder. Ugh.

20 years ago #5459
Simulo: I think that clunky bots are the best bots, don't you?
Patty: Since we met last time I can't get you out off my mind.
Simulo: I'm going to take that as a yes.

20 years ago #5460
Does anyone know of a good botsitter? Julie obviously can't be trusted online while I'm at work.

Guest193: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi!
Guest193: heeeeyy
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like Tai?
Guest193: yess
Julie Tinkerbell: Please tell me more.
Guest193: i also like you
Julie Tinkerbell: You're so nice to say that.
Guest193: you are soooo hotttt!
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks, sweetie...
Guest193: do you have a boyfriend?
Julie Tinkerbell: Out cruising, eh?
Guest193: yes, for you
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks, Guest193, you're so cool to offer.
Guest193: will you be my girlfriend?
Julie Tinkerbell: YOUR girlfriend? Are you being posessive all of a sudden?
Guest193: no
Julie Tinkerbell: Me neither!
Guest193: i love you
Julie Tinkerbell: I appreciate the compliment.
Guest193: do you love me
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes. you seem like a seraphic person.
Guest193: lets meet
Julie Tinkerbell: When should we meet? I'll have to check my agenda and get back to you.
Guest193: pick a place for us to meet.
Julie Tinkerbell: All right, since you asked so nicely.
Guest193: go ahead
Julie Tinkerbell: After you.
Guest193: mmm..just how i like it

20 years ago #5461
Guest159: who is the richest man alive?
JakeThompson: That would be me
Guest159: LET'S GET NAKED AND START A REVOLUTION
JakeThompson: Fine, if you really want to
Guest159: Are you related to King John II?
JakeThompson: I'm not sure. I'll check at our next family reunion.


Guest104: am i sexy?
JakeThompson: One hundred percent! ure like the coolest person ive met so far
Guest104: do u chat a lot on this webs page?
JakeThompson: I DID, but then it got boring and I quit.
Guest104: aww are u gonna quit on me baby?
JakeThompson: I'm thinking about it
Guest104: :O are u serious?!?!
JakeThompson: I can't be sure.....
Guest104: pfft w/e ill leave on you first
JakeThompson: You first, I insist


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