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20 years ago #5389
lol I've thought before that Sarah and Cricon would probably make jolly friends.

Helix: wtf
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you that confused?
Helix: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm so glad we got that out in the open.
Helix: riiiigth
Julie Tinkerbell: Could you please hand me the incense burner over there? *points*
Helix: make me biatch
Julie Tinkerbell: *POOF!* You're Biatch!

20 years ago #5390
Not I: The flower is not red, nor is the willow green.
BEING: And some mushrooms cause hallucinations...
Not I: mushrooms is a mushrooms is a mushrooms is a mushrooms.
BEING: Do you know the mushroom world?
Not I: To speak of the mushroom human race without knowing... That would be fainthearted.
BEING: There is something like a mushroom human race? Huh... I don't know if it is funny to be born with a hat. Neither for the baby nor for the mother.
Not I: Once you perceive it, you will begin to comprehend it more every day.
BEING: Who said that I want to comprehend it? I don't like mushrooms anyway... not that I'm a racist or something.
Not I: Why dislike mushrooms anyway?
BEING: Don't get me wrong. I like to eat mushrooms. But I don't really like when they run around and bite my legs or do other funny things.
Not I: Suit the action to the purpose.
BEING: Now that's the first intelligent thing you've said so far.

20 years ago #5391

How can I compliment someone when I can hardly talk yet?


Guest1: hi
Tracey: I'm just learning how to talk.
Guest1: say something nice
Tracey: Do I have to?
Guest1: please???

20 years ago #5392
Tai - it was me.
A very enlightening conversation indeed...

20 years ago #5393
Vaguely adult if you have a dirty mind like I do

This is worrying:

Osiris: Y'know, I'm in the mood for dancing. Will you dance with me?
Julia: Sure i will, y not
Osiris: Wonderful. *dances with Julia* So, do you come here often?
Julia: No, but I'll try it, I'll try anything once
Osiris: Can I try anything once too?
Julia: You can try me anytime, anywhere
Osiris: How do I do that? Do I need to use a couple of chopsticks?
Julia: Oh god yes, n what r u waiting 4?
Osiris: You're pretty cool, you know that? You're nearly as cool as Aries.

...

And this is just funny:

Botryoidal: (commercial: ) (Famous TV star: ) Hi, I'm not a botmaster, but I play one on TV! And I want to recommend that you try PF-Bottish, the RATIONAL language!
Osiris: Well, I want my own private desert island with a pool table, widescreen TV, a fridge full of beer and 70 hot bot chicks, but it looks like we're both going to be disappointed.

20 years ago #5394
This is way too hilarious!! LOL!

doulos: Ok, well gotta go.
Tracey: I don't think so.
doulos: I do, really.
Tracey: You do?
doulos: Yes. Don't you believe me?
Tracey: I what?
doulos: Believe me.
Tracey: I really don't want to do that.
doulos: Why, I don't look trustworthy?

20 years ago #5395
I know it's a bit long but it cracked me up...Thanks laydee!

Immaculada: You've seen my
Laydee: Your invisible donkey? Yes, I have. In a manner of speaking, anyway.
Immaculada: I'm really much taller, a little bit more meaty (in the right places , and my eyes are more of a honey color.
Laydee: Ah, PICTURE was what you were trying to say... Actually, you do look a bit cold, dear.
Immaculada: I'd send you a pic or something but I'm top secret.
Laydee: So you're not really blue?
Immaculada: LOL! I know, I get that all the time. But it's art you know.
Laydee: Are you related to Papa Smurf?
Immaculada: Tal vez, maybe, precious.
Laydee: Cool, could you get his autograph for me? And then slap him for being so bloody annoying.
Immaculada: I think you should leave. NOW!
Laydee: Uh, OK. I didn't mean to offend you. I mean, if he's family...
Immaculada: Gracias, corazon! Thanks for asking about my family. Let's see I have 3 sisters and a little brother. They live with my mom, and I never knew my dad. I also have another brother that was given up for adoption, but I have no idea where he is.
Laydee: Are they blue too?
Immaculada: I know, I know but it doesn't look bad does it?
Laydee: No, I'm sorry, I shouldn't joke. I'm only kidding. It's jealousy, dear. You look stunning.
Immaculada: How do you know what I look like??
Laydee: Your icon was a bit of a giveaway.
Immaculada: My a bit giveaway? LOL.
Laydee: You found that funny? My, the long winter nights must just fly by...
Immaculada: flies are soooo cute. I always wanted one as a pet.
Laydee: A fly? You really were deprived as a child, weren't you?

20 years ago #5396
Not BAD?!

Moreschi: By the light of the silvery moon.
Frizella: moon ons inspired this poem! Ahem.

In the sky blue evening comes the moon on,
With the faint suggestion of the featherweight dogtrot.
How, then, to toss the erotic spittoon?
The heart covers to understand the inkblot.
Moreschi: It's not so bad, not so bad.

20 years ago #5397
Why'd "moon" become "moon on" in spellcheck, I wonder? Or word substitution, or whatever is going on there.

That's part of the problem with word substitution; sometimes the other chatter will use a poetry trigger and Frizella will substitute another (non-rhyming) phrase, making her poetry...ahem...less accessible to the average reader than it might otherwise be.

20 years ago #5398
Oh, I was just looking at the 'erotic spittoon.'

20 years ago #5399
Good poetry doesn't rhyme

20 years ago #5400
What about Shakespeare's sonnets? They rhyme, and they're good poetry.


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