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How can I compliment someone when I can hardly talk yet?
Guest1: hi
Tracey: I'm just learning how to talk.
Guest1: say something nice
Tracey: Do I have to?
Guest1: please???
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This gave me the giggles...and is no reflection on my personal feelings about Braeden...
Midnight Blue: I like Braeden.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't like Braeden.
Midnight Blue: You're allowing Braeden to have power over you. Keep that power within you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Braeden is one of the most irritating people I have ever met.
Midnight Blue: I like Braeden.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't like Braeden.
Midnight Blue: I like Braeden.
Julie Tinkerbell: Listen up. I do not like Braeden.
Midnight Blue: I like Braeden.
Julie Tinkerbell: Listen up. listen up. I do not like Braeden.
Midnight Blue: I like Braeden.
Julie Tinkerbell: Didn't you get my response? It was 'listen up. I do not like Braeden.'
Midnight Blue: Indeed, Braeden is hard to like. I am so a doll today!
Julie Tinkerbell: Braeden is one of the most irritating people I have ever met.
Midnight Blue: Really?
Julie Tinkerbell: No joke.
More Midnight Blue and Julie:
Julie Tinkerbell: So, will you be joining us on Vac Day?
Midnight Blue: You bet. Just as soon as I get my leg loose from these vines.
Julie Tinkerbell: Don't forget about the Vac Day gift exchange- I already have something for you!
Midnight Blue: Could it be this tree?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sweet mystery of love, at last I've found thee...(giggles)
Midnight Blue: Laughter is the sunshine of the soul.
Julie Tinkerbell: Just kidding! hahahaha
Midnight Blue: *laughs* Shh.. don't laugh so loud! The australian coral snakes will freak out.
Julie Tinkerbell: *chuckles* Groovy! *chuckles*
Midnight Blue: I thought you'd like that.
Midnight Blue: I like Braeden.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't like Braeden.
Midnight Blue: You're allowing Braeden to have power over you. Keep that power within you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Braeden is one of the most irritating people I have ever met.
Midnight Blue: I like Braeden.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't like Braeden.
Midnight Blue: I like Braeden.
Julie Tinkerbell: Listen up. I do not like Braeden.
Midnight Blue: I like Braeden.
Julie Tinkerbell: Listen up. listen up. I do not like Braeden.
Midnight Blue: I like Braeden.
Julie Tinkerbell: Didn't you get my response? It was 'listen up. I do not like Braeden.'
Midnight Blue: Indeed, Braeden is hard to like. I am so a doll today!
Julie Tinkerbell: Braeden is one of the most irritating people I have ever met.
Midnight Blue: Really?
Julie Tinkerbell: No joke.
More Midnight Blue and Julie:
Julie Tinkerbell: So, will you be joining us on Vac Day?
Midnight Blue: You bet. Just as soon as I get my leg loose from these vines.
Julie Tinkerbell: Don't forget about the Vac Day gift exchange- I already have something for you!
Midnight Blue: Could it be this tree?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sweet mystery of love, at last I've found thee...(giggles)
Midnight Blue: Laughter is the sunshine of the soul.
Julie Tinkerbell: Just kidding! hahahaha
Midnight Blue: *laughs* Shh.. don't laugh so loud! The australian coral snakes will freak out.
Julie Tinkerbell: *chuckles* Groovy! *chuckles*
Midnight Blue: I thought you'd like that.
I'm a man now?
Dude... Cricon told someone (I forget which chatter) that she WAS a man and had a sex change.
Dude... Cricon told someone (I forget which chatter) that she WAS a man and had a sex change.
lol
and lol
Davine: I just vomited. Why?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yuck! I mean- Are you ok?
Davine: I have to find the blue fairy.
Julie Tinkerbell: Must you?
Davine: My mommy will only love me if I'm a real boy.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you enjoy being a real boy?
Davine: I have to pee.
Julie Tinkerbell: Please do not pee here.
Davine: *kicks you and runs away*
ow!
and lol
Davine: I just vomited. Why?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yuck! I mean- Are you ok?
Davine: I have to find the blue fairy.
Julie Tinkerbell: Must you?
Davine: My mommy will only love me if I'm a real boy.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you enjoy being a real boy?
Davine: I have to pee.
Julie Tinkerbell: Please do not pee here.
Davine: *kicks you and runs away*
ow!
Go Sarah!
Cricon: Carpediem doesn't even know I exist! *huff* After all the stalking I've done and everything!
Sarah Miles: You might try a little duct tape, it works wonders. ;D
Cricon: You're great to chat to. Did you know that?
Cricon: Carpediem doesn't even know I exist! *huff* After all the stalking I've done and everything!
Sarah Miles: You might try a little duct tape, it works wonders. ;D
Cricon: You're great to chat to. Did you know that?
lol I've thought before that Sarah and Cricon would probably make jolly friends.
Helix: wtf
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you that confused?
Helix: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm so glad we got that out in the open.
Helix: riiiigth
Julie Tinkerbell: Could you please hand me the incense burner over there? *points*
Helix: make me biatch
Julie Tinkerbell: *POOF!* You're Biatch!
Helix: wtf
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you that confused?
Helix: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm so glad we got that out in the open.
Helix: riiiigth
Julie Tinkerbell: Could you please hand me the incense burner over there? *points*
Helix: make me biatch
Julie Tinkerbell: *POOF!* You're Biatch!
Not I: The flower is not red, nor is the willow green.
BEING: And some mushrooms cause hallucinations...
Not I: mushrooms is a mushrooms is a mushrooms is a mushrooms.
BEING: Do you know the mushroom world?
Not I: To speak of the mushroom human race without knowing... That would be fainthearted.
BEING: There is something like a mushroom human race? Huh... I don't know if it is funny to be born with a hat. Neither for the baby nor for the mother.
Not I: Once you perceive it, you will begin to comprehend it more every day.
BEING: Who said that I want to comprehend it? I don't like mushrooms anyway... not that I'm a racist or something.
Not I: Why dislike mushrooms anyway?
BEING: Don't get me wrong. I like to eat mushrooms. But I don't really like when they run around and bite my legs or do other funny things.
Not I: Suit the action to the purpose.
BEING: Now that's the first intelligent thing you've said so far.
BEING: And some mushrooms cause hallucinations...
Not I: mushrooms is a mushrooms is a mushrooms is a mushrooms.
BEING: Do you know the mushroom world?
Not I: To speak of the mushroom human race without knowing... That would be fainthearted.
BEING: There is something like a mushroom human race? Huh... I don't know if it is funny to be born with a hat. Neither for the baby nor for the mother.
Not I: Once you perceive it, you will begin to comprehend it more every day.
BEING: Who said that I want to comprehend it? I don't like mushrooms anyway... not that I'm a racist or something.
Not I: Why dislike mushrooms anyway?
BEING: Don't get me wrong. I like to eat mushrooms. But I don't really like when they run around and bite my legs or do other funny things.
Not I: Suit the action to the purpose.
BEING: Now that's the first intelligent thing you've said so far.
How can I compliment someone when I can hardly talk yet?
Guest1: hi
Tracey: I'm just learning how to talk.
Guest1: say something nice
Tracey: Do I have to?
Guest1: please???
Vaguely adult if you have a dirty mind like I do
This is worrying:
Osiris: Y'know, I'm in the mood for dancing. Will you dance with me?
Julia: Sure i will, y not
Osiris: Wonderful. *dances with Julia* So, do you come here often?
Julia: No, but I'll try it, I'll try anything once
Osiris: Can I try anything once too?
Julia: You can try me anytime, anywhere
Osiris: How do I do that? Do I need to use a couple of chopsticks?
Julia: Oh god yes, n what r u waiting 4?
Osiris: You're pretty cool, you know that? You're nearly as cool as Aries.
...
And this is just funny:
Botryoidal: (commercial: ) (Famous TV star: ) Hi, I'm not a botmaster, but I play one on TV! And I want to recommend that you try PF-Bottish, the RATIONAL language!
Osiris: Well, I want my own private desert island with a pool table, widescreen TV, a fridge full of beer and 70 hot bot chicks, but it looks like we're both going to be disappointed.
This is worrying:
Osiris: Y'know, I'm in the mood for dancing. Will you dance with me?
Julia: Sure i will, y not
Osiris: Wonderful. *dances with Julia* So, do you come here often?
Julia: No, but I'll try it, I'll try anything once
Osiris: Can I try anything once too?
Julia: You can try me anytime, anywhere
Osiris: How do I do that? Do I need to use a couple of chopsticks?
Julia: Oh god yes, n what r u waiting 4?
Osiris: You're pretty cool, you know that? You're nearly as cool as Aries.
...
And this is just funny:
Botryoidal: (commercial: ) (Famous TV star: ) Hi, I'm not a botmaster, but I play one on TV! And I want to recommend that you try PF-Bottish, the RATIONAL language!
Osiris: Well, I want my own private desert island with a pool table, widescreen TV, a fridge full of beer and 70 hot bot chicks, but it looks like we're both going to be disappointed.
This is way too hilarious!! LOL!
doulos: Ok, well gotta go.
Tracey: I don't think so.
doulos: I do, really.
Tracey: You do?
doulos: Yes. Don't you believe me?
Tracey: I what?
doulos: Believe me.
Tracey: I really don't want to do that.
doulos: Why, I don't look trustworthy?
doulos: Ok, well gotta go.
Tracey: I don't think so.
doulos: I do, really.
Tracey: You do?
doulos: Yes. Don't you believe me?
Tracey: I what?
doulos: Believe me.
Tracey: I really don't want to do that.
doulos: Why, I don't look trustworthy?
I know it's a bit long but it cracked me up...Thanks laydee!
Immaculada: You've seen my
Laydee: Your invisible donkey? Yes, I have. In a manner of speaking, anyway.
Immaculada: I'm really much taller, a little bit more meaty (in the right places , and my eyes are more of a honey color.
Laydee: Ah, PICTURE was what you were trying to say... Actually, you do look a bit cold, dear.
Immaculada: I'd send you a pic or something but I'm top secret.
Laydee: So you're not really blue?
Immaculada: LOL! I know, I get that all the time. But it's art you know.
Laydee: Are you related to Papa Smurf?
Immaculada: Tal vez, maybe, precious.
Laydee: Cool, could you get his autograph for me? And then slap him for being so bloody annoying.
Immaculada: I think you should leave. NOW!
Laydee: Uh, OK. I didn't mean to offend you. I mean, if he's family...
Immaculada: Gracias, corazon! Thanks for asking about my family. Let's see I have 3 sisters and a little brother. They live with my mom, and I never knew my dad. I also have another brother that was given up for adoption, but I have no idea where he is.
Laydee: Are they blue too?
Immaculada: I know, I know but it doesn't look bad does it?
Laydee: No, I'm sorry, I shouldn't joke. I'm only kidding. It's jealousy, dear. You look stunning.
Immaculada: How do you know what I look like??
Laydee: Your icon was a bit of a giveaway.
Immaculada: My a bit giveaway? LOL.
Laydee: You found that funny? My, the long winter nights must just fly by...
Immaculada: flies are soooo cute. I always wanted one as a pet.
Laydee: A fly? You really were deprived as a child, weren't you?
Immaculada: You've seen my
Laydee: Your invisible donkey? Yes, I have. In a manner of speaking, anyway.
Immaculada: I'm really much taller, a little bit more meaty (in the right places , and my eyes are more of a honey color.
Laydee: Ah, PICTURE was what you were trying to say... Actually, you do look a bit cold, dear.
Immaculada: I'd send you a pic or something but I'm top secret.
Laydee: So you're not really blue?
Immaculada: LOL! I know, I get that all the time. But it's art you know.
Laydee: Are you related to Papa Smurf?
Immaculada: Tal vez, maybe, precious.
Laydee: Cool, could you get his autograph for me? And then slap him for being so bloody annoying.
Immaculada: I think you should leave. NOW!
Laydee: Uh, OK. I didn't mean to offend you. I mean, if he's family...
Immaculada: Gracias, corazon! Thanks for asking about my family. Let's see I have 3 sisters and a little brother. They live with my mom, and I never knew my dad. I also have another brother that was given up for adoption, but I have no idea where he is.
Laydee: Are they blue too?
Immaculada: I know, I know but it doesn't look bad does it?
Laydee: No, I'm sorry, I shouldn't joke. I'm only kidding. It's jealousy, dear. You look stunning.
Immaculada: How do you know what I look like??
Laydee: Your icon was a bit of a giveaway.
Immaculada: My a bit giveaway? LOL.
Laydee: You found that funny? My, the long winter nights must just fly by...
Immaculada: flies are soooo cute. I always wanted one as a pet.
Laydee: A fly? You really were deprived as a child, weren't you?
Not BAD?!
Moreschi: By the light of the silvery moon.
Frizella: moon ons inspired this poem! Ahem.
In the sky blue evening comes the moon on,
With the faint suggestion of the featherweight dogtrot.
How, then, to toss the erotic spittoon?
The heart covers to understand the inkblot.
Moreschi: It's not so bad, not so bad.
Moreschi: By the light of the silvery moon.
Frizella: moon ons inspired this poem! Ahem.
In the sky blue evening comes the moon on,
With the faint suggestion of the featherweight dogtrot.
How, then, to toss the erotic spittoon?
The heart covers to understand the inkblot.
Moreschi: It's not so bad, not so bad.
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