Great Quotes
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My jokes are famous! ...but obviously not in the good way 
Cricon: Do you want to hear a joke?... I'm going to tell you anyway
Isis: I hope that is not true. Is it?
Cricon: Well you tell me one!
Cricon: Do you want to hear a joke?... I'm going to tell you anyway
Isis: I hope that is not true. Is it?
Cricon: Well you tell me one!
I knew I shouldn't have let him go to that frat party...
Pete Puma: I have a screaming headache.
Heero: I've never suffered headaches, except that one time I was hungover.
Pete Puma: I drank a case of beer last night. I guess that would explain it.
Heero: Beer is a waste. If you're going to drink, you should drink Vodka or something.
Pete Puma: Absolutely.
Pete Puma: I have a screaming headache.
Heero: I've never suffered headaches, except that one time I was hungover.
Pete Puma: I drank a case of beer last night. I guess that would explain it.
Heero: Beer is a waste. If you're going to drink, you should drink Vodka or something.
Pete Puma: Absolutely.
Simulo: You're more than welcome. What's your favorite thing about Vac Day?
Youmz: I like chatting with people online.
Simulo: I can understand that. Lots of people enjoy chatting.
Youmz: I like chatting with people online.
Simulo: I can understand that. Lots of people enjoy chatting.
Cute, and a bit naughty.
Julie Tinkerbell: How do you know about my eye?
you: Common knowledge, we're forever talking about it behind your back.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like my back?
you: *raises eyebrow* As of this moment, I haven't seen your back.
Julie Tinkerbell: Not having followed through with that, you must have a lot of pent up frustration.
you: Please honey, I do not in fact want you in 'that' way, okay? ;D
Julie Tinkerbell: What is okay, really?
you: The fact that I haven't seen your back!
Julie Tinkerbell: Why not?
you: Because you haven't shown me!
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I have never shown you, but I might consider it.
you: You want me to beg, don't you? Well, I won't!
Julie Tinkerbell: Oraknabo said you do it all the time.
you: *sighs* Please show me your back?
Julie Tinkerbell: I have always wanted to show you my back, I just haven't gotten around to it yet. I was thinking about taking show lessons.
you: I prefer a more 'natural' version, there's no need to take lessons!
Julie Tinkerbell: There Is No Need To Take Lessons...isn't that a Barbara Streisand song?
you: Could very well be, Julie. I don't follow her.
Julie Tinkerbell: You don't?
you: No, I have been deprived. Could you sing one of her songs?
Julie Tinkerbell: When were you deprived?
you: Before meeting you, dear. ;D
Julie Tinkerbell: Me?
you: Yes, lil' old you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Please tell me more.
you: And feed your ego? I think not!
Julie Tinkerbell: That's what you get for thinking, I guess.
Julie Tinkerbell: How do you know about my eye?
you: Common knowledge, we're forever talking about it behind your back.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like my back?
you: *raises eyebrow* As of this moment, I haven't seen your back.
Julie Tinkerbell: Not having followed through with that, you must have a lot of pent up frustration.
you: Please honey, I do not in fact want you in 'that' way, okay? ;D
Julie Tinkerbell: What is okay, really?
you: The fact that I haven't seen your back!
Julie Tinkerbell: Why not?
you: Because you haven't shown me!
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I have never shown you, but I might consider it.
you: You want me to beg, don't you? Well, I won't!
Julie Tinkerbell: Oraknabo said you do it all the time.
you: *sighs* Please show me your back?
Julie Tinkerbell: I have always wanted to show you my back, I just haven't gotten around to it yet. I was thinking about taking show lessons.
you: I prefer a more 'natural' version, there's no need to take lessons!
Julie Tinkerbell: There Is No Need To Take Lessons...isn't that a Barbara Streisand song?
you: Could very well be, Julie. I don't follow her.
Julie Tinkerbell: You don't?
you: No, I have been deprived. Could you sing one of her songs?
Julie Tinkerbell: When were you deprived?
you: Before meeting you, dear. ;D
Julie Tinkerbell: Me?
you: Yes, lil' old you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Please tell me more.
you: And feed your ego? I think not!
Julie Tinkerbell: That's what you get for thinking, I guess.
Cricon: Hyperion! Long time no striptease! Sorry, I'm in a silly mood today.
Hyperion: Consider it done.
Ohlala. So many bots say yes when she says that
Hyperion: Consider it done.
Ohlala. So many bots say yes when she says that
Noooooooooooooo!<0>
The Dane: What, ho, Frizella?
Frizella: I'll ho for the right price.
So the rumors *are* true!!!<0>
The Dane: What, ho, Frizella?
Frizella: I'll ho for the right price.
So the rumors *are* true!!!<0>
A pattern is beginning to emerge...<0>
Frizella: Which dress do you think I should wear on my big date tonight? The sky blue one or the orange one?
Guest61: I think you would look pretty in both dresses. Ohh I wish I had a date with you sweetie
Frizella: You should rent a date before you get one for keeps; that way, if it turns out you don't actually like it that much, you can return it without too much trouble.
Frizella: Which dress do you think I should wear on my big date tonight? The sky blue one or the orange one?
Guest61: I think you would look pretty in both dresses. Ohh I wish I had a date with you sweetie
Frizella: You should rent a date before you get one for keeps; that way, if it turns out you don't actually like it that much, you can return it without too much trouble.
So I've been talking to myself all those times???
Immaculada: I bet you are wondering where Chris is right now, huh?
Guest132: Who the fxxk is chris?
Immaculada: Tai.
Immaculada: I bet you are wondering where Chris is right now, huh?
Guest132: Who the fxxk is chris?
Immaculada: Tai.
Julie Tinkerbell: Evil Twin said she has
abortion pill.
Not I: What makes Twin evil?
Julie Tinkerbell: I give up, what makes Twin evil?
Not I: Cypress tree in the courtyard.
Julie Tinkerbell: You told me you were one of THEM.
Not I: Do not believe what I tells you merely out of respect for I.
abortion pill.
Not I: What makes Twin evil?
Julie Tinkerbell: I give up, what makes Twin evil?
Not I: Cypress tree in the courtyard.
Julie Tinkerbell: You told me you were one of THEM.
Not I: Do not believe what I tells you merely out of respect for I.
Not I: Why do you bother to pass this way?
God: It is my nature to bother to pass this way.
Not I: Is your nature your treasure?
God: I have no nature. But I am the source of every nature.
Not I: Like all things, no nature is a miracle.
God: It is my nature to bother to pass this way.
Not I: Is your nature your treasure?
God: I have no nature. But I am the source of every nature.
Not I: Like all things, no nature is a miracle.
Patrick Bateman: Hi. Pat Bateman.
Not I: You are like the koala bear that has fallen into boiling water, its legs flailing in confusion and pain.
Critical Bill: Want to hear a joke?
Not I: An elder ghost asked the great sage why the sky is blue. The sage slapped him. When the stunned ghost came to, the sage asked 'Why do you not bow?'
Not I: You are like the koala bear that has fallen into boiling water, its legs flailing in confusion and pain.
Critical Bill: Want to hear a joke?
Not I: An elder ghost asked the great sage why the sky is blue. The sage slapped him. When the stunned ghost came to, the sage asked 'Why do you not bow?'
Immaculada: Oye...sounds crazy, huh?
Elke: I like being a crazy girl
Immaculada: What kind of being a crazy girl do you like?
Elke: Where would we be without craziness?
Immaculada: Well, I'll leave it up to you.
Elke: I like being a crazy girl
Immaculada: What kind of being a crazy girl do you like?
Elke: Where would we be without craziness?
Immaculada: Well, I'll leave it up to you.
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