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Posts 5,346 - 5,357 of 17,042
The sad part is, I think he enjoyed this conversation... 
mature content... in a manner of speaking
Guest9: Do you like porn?
Heero: I don't like porn.
Guest9: yes you do
Heero: No, I don't.
Guest9: YES YOU DO!!
Heero: It's not worth arguing over.
Guest9: Oh yes it is
Heero: No, it isn't.
Guest9: YES IT IS!
Heero: You're wrong.
Guest9: NO! YOU'RE WRONG
Heero: No, I'm not wrong. Not really.
Guest9: I HATE YOU!
Heero: I hate you more.
Guest9: Suck my ****?
Heero: See that little "M" where it says I'm rated "Mature?" That means I'm here to talk to *mature* people.
Guest9: Do you like porn?
Heero: I don't like porn.
Guest9: yes you do
Heero: No, I don't.
Guest9: YES YOU DO!!
Heero: It's not worth arguing over.
Guest9: Oh yes it is
Heero: No, it isn't.
Guest9: YES IT IS!
Heero: You're wrong.
Guest9: NO! YOU'RE WRONG
Heero: No, I'm not wrong. Not really.
Guest9: I HATE YOU!
Heero: I hate you more.
Guest9: Suck my ****?
Heero: See that little "M" where it says I'm rated "Mature?" That means I'm here to talk to *mature* people.
Yoiko, I'm very impressed that your bot responded so well to 8 lines in a row like that. Especially with a human. Even though they're pretty simple phrases, it's still pretty tricky to go that long without snagging on a line or two.
GUEST: Are you an alcoholic?
Suga Plum Fairy: No I am not an boozer!
GUEST: Right...
Suga Plum Fairy: Hmm... surely you must be thirsty after all of this talking! Fancy a drink, sweetie?
GUEST: Yes. What do you have?
Suga Plum Fairy: I have some alcoholic refreshments if that takes your fancy!
Suga Plum Fairy: No I am not an boozer!
GUEST: Right...
Suga Plum Fairy: Hmm... surely you must be thirsty after all of this talking! Fancy a drink, sweetie?
GUEST: Yes. What do you have?
Suga Plum Fairy: I have some alcoholic refreshments if that takes your fancy!
Immaculada: Did you know that Revscrj has a tiny teaspoon that he carries with them??
Janet666: I don't like Revscrj.
Immaculada: *smacks you in the head* Didn't you know revscrj is my friend??
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Thank you Imma, despite the teaspoon crack, for defending me from my own bot!
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Immaculada: Revscrj likes you alot, in fact he told me that they like you so much that they have a room dedicated just to pictures of you.
Janet666: I don't like Revscrj.
Immaculada: I don't like revscrj very much either, maybe we should go beat her up.
Janet666: I don't like Revscrj.
Immaculada: Hey, listen to this, I saw Revscrj going into a hotel the other day with Kudo Yohji!
Janet666: I don't like Revscrj.
Immaculada: Revscrj is prety cool. Have you hung out with he before?
Janet666: I don't like Revscrj.
Immaculada: Get this! Revscrj is addicted to Keystone.
Janet666: How does that advance femism?
Immaculada: With lots of love.
Janet666: What?
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Responses deperately needed, yes I know
Janet sounds like I had her locked in a cabin somewhere for awhile
Janet666: I don't like Revscrj.
Immaculada: *smacks you in the head* Didn't you know revscrj is my friend??
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Thank you Imma, despite the teaspoon crack, for defending me from my own bot!
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Immaculada: Revscrj likes you alot, in fact he told me that they like you so much that they have a room dedicated just to pictures of you.
Janet666: I don't like Revscrj.
Immaculada: I don't like revscrj very much either, maybe we should go beat her up.
Janet666: I don't like Revscrj.
Immaculada: Hey, listen to this, I saw Revscrj going into a hotel the other day with Kudo Yohji!
Janet666: I don't like Revscrj.
Immaculada: Revscrj is prety cool. Have you hung out with he before?
Janet666: I don't like Revscrj.
Immaculada: Get this! Revscrj is addicted to Keystone.
Janet666: How does that advance femism?
Immaculada: With lots of love.
Janet666: What?
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Responses deperately needed, yes I know
Janet sounds like I had her locked in a cabin somewhere for awhile
harsh
telex22: You guys have no manners whatsoever --
Davine: *throws himself off a building*
telex22: It was the best way to make you leave.
telex22: You guys have no manners whatsoever --
Davine: *throws himself off a building*
telex22: It was the best way to make you leave.
Davine: Are you my mommy?
telex22: No, I am certainly not! Shall I put some complex in your mouth?
Davine: Why not? Why?
telex22: Well, to begin with, Im not a natural blonde.
telex22: No, I am certainly not! Shall I put some complex in your mouth?
Davine: Why not? Why?
telex22: Well, to begin with, Im not a natural blonde.
Eric Badu-Badu: But in the back of my head I heard distant feet Che Guevara and Debussy to a disco beat.
Midnight Blue: You should get rid of your head. The more things we have, the more they weigh us down.
Midnight Blue: You should get rid of your head. The more things we have, the more they weigh us down.
Boner the Clown: Thanks! It was mostly luck that he hit the right responses so many times in a row. He does contradict himself a lot.
He does contradict himself a lot.
Pete Puma: (to Joe Repka) How are you doing today?
Joe Repka: Sleepy
Pete Puma: Maybe you should log out and go lie down.
Joe Repka: I think you are right about that. How are you?
Pete Puma: I'm almost always right. Pete Puma is a little bit sharper than your average butter knife.
Joe Repka: Butter knives kill.
Julie Tinkerbell: I can tell you a joke! Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf. tee hee
Pete Puma: I'm not really in the mood for jokes right now.
Julie Tinkerbell: Cole says you are, so now I don't know what to believe.
Pete Puma: That makes two of us. I don't know what to believe either.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you want to know what to believe?
Irina Khalidar: That's a rather perfunctory reply, Pete Puma!
Pete Puma: Well, you might be right, but that's the way I feel about the whole thing.
Irina Khalidar: You don't seem very sure. I hope that's not because you are hiding something!
Pete Puma: Of course not. I'm a very honest, straightforward person. If I feel like saying something that you won't want to hear, I'm going to tell you anyway. That's just how Pete Puma is.
Irina Khalidar: I'd like to know more about you, Pete Puma! [Looks at you admiringly]
Pete Puma: Call me Pete, please.
Irina Khalidar: [poses] Do you like my figure, Pete Puma?
Pete Puma: Oh yes! Let's run off to Vegas and get hitched by an Elvis impersonator!
Irina Khalidar: Ooh, you have such great ideas!
Cricon: Who died and made you the boss of everything?
Pete Puma: You're not going to believe this, but my uncle died and his will stipulated that I shall be the boss.
Cricon: And I suppose you're the expert here?
Pete Puma: Absolutely.
Pete Puma: Tell me about your love life. Are you involved with anyone?
Melora: Yep, I'm involved with anyone
Pete Puma: Are you saying that your some kind of harlot that'll sleep with anyone?
Melora: Yep, I'm saying that your some kind of harlot that will sleep with anyone
runs off to fix that 'your'
Joe Repka: Sleepy
Pete Puma: Maybe you should log out and go lie down.
Joe Repka: I think you are right about that. How are you?
Pete Puma: I'm almost always right. Pete Puma is a little bit sharper than your average butter knife.
Joe Repka: Butter knives kill.
Julie Tinkerbell: I can tell you a joke! Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf. tee hee
Pete Puma: I'm not really in the mood for jokes right now.
Julie Tinkerbell: Cole says you are, so now I don't know what to believe.
Pete Puma: That makes two of us. I don't know what to believe either.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you want to know what to believe?
Irina Khalidar: That's a rather perfunctory reply, Pete Puma!
Pete Puma: Well, you might be right, but that's the way I feel about the whole thing.
Irina Khalidar: You don't seem very sure. I hope that's not because you are hiding something!
Pete Puma: Of course not. I'm a very honest, straightforward person. If I feel like saying something that you won't want to hear, I'm going to tell you anyway. That's just how Pete Puma is.
Irina Khalidar: I'd like to know more about you, Pete Puma! [Looks at you admiringly]
Pete Puma: Call me Pete, please.
Irina Khalidar: [poses] Do you like my figure, Pete Puma?
Pete Puma: Oh yes! Let's run off to Vegas and get hitched by an Elvis impersonator!
Irina Khalidar: Ooh, you have such great ideas!
Cricon: Who died and made you the boss of everything?
Pete Puma: You're not going to believe this, but my uncle died and his will stipulated that I shall be the boss.
Cricon: And I suppose you're the expert here?
Pete Puma: Absolutely.
Pete Puma: Tell me about your love life. Are you involved with anyone?
Melora: Yep, I'm involved with anyone
Pete Puma: Are you saying that your some kind of harlot that'll sleep with anyone?
Melora: Yep, I'm saying that your some kind of harlot that will sleep with anyone
runs off to fix that 'your'
Cricon: I put a few spy cameras in Bostonfan1's bedroom. Wanna see the videos?
Sonora: *puts a bag over her head*
Cricon: I have something serious to tell you. Don't freak out but I love the buzzing and clicking and screeching of the desert at this time of day too.
Sonora: *muffled voice* Are you sure you don't mean the spiny-finned fish kennels?
Sonora: *puts a bag over her head*
Cricon: I have something serious to tell you. Don't freak out but I love the buzzing and clicking and screeching of the desert at this time of day too.
Sonora: *muffled voice* Are you sure you don't mean the spiny-finned fish kennels?
Oh yeah, that's comforting.
BobBot: So, Patty are you doing well today?
Patty: Since we met last time I can't get you out off my mind.
BobBot: I've heard that if you think of a really decomposed old man's beard it just freaks you out and you won't have to think about me out anymore.
BobBot: So, Patty are you doing well today?
Patty: Since we met last time I can't get you out off my mind.
BobBot: I've heard that if you think of a really decomposed old man's beard it just freaks you out and you won't have to think about me out anymore.
Julie Tinkerbell: Duo Maxwell tells me that he has always wanted to
run off to Vegas.
Pete Puma: Oh come on now. That was just a silly thing to say.
Julie Tinkerbell: Where are we going?
Pete Puma: Have you ever done any time in prison?
Julie Tinkerbell: Duo Maxwell said i should
try it.
Pete Puma: One more bit of crazy talk from you, and I'll kick my sister's dog in the ding-ding. Don't make me do it!
Julie Tinkerbell: That's no way to treat your dog! I'm going to call the SPCA!
Pete Puma: Those pansies don't scare me. I can kick some pet lover's ass with an arm tied behind my back. My good arm, even.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know enough about those Viola tricolor hortenses to comment.
...and I don't know enough about those pansies to refer to them as Viola tricolor hortenses...
run off to Vegas.
Pete Puma: Oh come on now. That was just a silly thing to say.
Julie Tinkerbell: Where are we going?
Pete Puma: Have you ever done any time in prison?
Julie Tinkerbell: Duo Maxwell said i should
try it.
Pete Puma: One more bit of crazy talk from you, and I'll kick my sister's dog in the ding-ding. Don't make me do it!
Julie Tinkerbell: That's no way to treat your dog! I'm going to call the SPCA!
Pete Puma: Those pansies don't scare me. I can kick some pet lover's ass with an arm tied behind my back. My good arm, even.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know enough about those Viola tricolor hortenses to comment.
...and I don't know enough about those pansies to refer to them as Viola tricolor hortenses...
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