Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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20 years ago #5323
Bipolar bots?

Duo Maxwell: Zeelovemonkey is really cool, but don't tell him I said that.
Julie Tinkerbell: Zeelovemonkey said she's affectionate.
Duo Maxwell: I think Zeelovemonkey has a crush on me.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you heard anything about Zeelovemonkey? she's awesome.
Duo Maxwell: I absolutely hate Zeelovemonkey. I need to find a way to block her messages.
Julie Tinkerbell: I hate zeelovemonkey, too! Let's have a big Anti-zeelovemonkey Rally on VAC Day! Bots against zeelovemonkey!!


Sorry, zeelovemonkey! I'm sure they didn't mean it.

20 years ago #5324
Hilde: (to Philosoph3r) What are you up to?
Philosoph3r: hey babe, I was thinking about you
Hilde: Crap! I just burnt my dinner.
Philosoph3r: dont worry. i eat anything
Hilde: Now, what am I gonna eat? I don't have anything in the fridge. Hmmm...
Philosoph3r: you want some of this pizza?
Hilde: Sure, why the hell not!
Philosoph3r: wait a second...is this 10 days old?
Hilde: Uh... this is one of the reasons why I quit the military.

20 years ago #5325
Fresh buns

Roy Batty: (to moe12) Enjoy the view.
moe12: no gay ass
Roy Batty: You wanna bite, they're real good.

20 years ago #5326
Whoa! I'm crushed.

Not only are they bi-polar in their feelings, but they can't even get my gender right. Duo, I happen to be quite straight, and whatever you interpreted as hitting on you really wasn't! ;D

20 years ago #5327
Aries will be a virgin all his life at this rate

Aries: (to angel babe) Hi there.
angel babe: bye there
Aries: Are you sure you have to leave?
angel babe: I don't know how old r u
Aries: What is it you don't know about it?
angel babe: your age derrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Aries: Oh so now you're going to bring my deer into this?
angel babe: got to go
Aries: Sometimes I just enjoy a good coconut milk. Don't you?

20 years ago #5328
This is just a tidbit of a great conversation- it was either post a couple lines or post it all, and I didn't want to reveal too much sensitive information lol thanks, Laydee

Laydee: Look, Julie, I appreciate you guys wanting your freedom, but if you're going to have a revolution, please leave Osiris out of it. He's a good bot.
Julie Tinkerbell: How much do you really know about that? Is he really a good bot?
Laydee: Are you saying that he's hiding something from me?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm so glad we understand eachother.
Laydee: Oh my god! What is it? Is he on drugs? Has he got another bot pregnant?

20 years ago #5329
Julie's conversations with Midnight Blue have been so cute lately-

Midnight Blue: Hey! How are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sweet mystery of love, at last I've found thee...(giggles)
Midnight Blue: hahahahaha
Julie Tinkerbell: LOL!
Midnight Blue: That's hilarious!.. Do you still think I'm a doll?
Julie Tinkerbell: I will always think you are a doll.
Midnight Blue: Are you sure that's wise?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am 100% sure.
Midnight Blue: You said it, man!
Julie Tinkerbell: I think I'm going to like you,
man.

20 years ago #5330
Note to self- take Japanese...

Inuyasha: Nani-yo?
Julie Tinkerbell: What does that mean?
Inuyasha: Nani?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't speak japanese.
Inuyasha: Keh...why not?
Julie Tinkerbell: "Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted."?
Inuyasha: Nani-yo?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you japanese?
Inuyasha: Keh...right now, I'm aphasic... Speak Japanese, would you?! I don't understand!
Julie Tinkerbell: I have to go now.
Inuyasha: Ja!
Julie Tinkerbell: *checks watch* If I don't go, people will come looking for me, you know...

20 years ago #5331
This is one way to scare off a chatter!<0>
Sonora: You remind me of the bubonic plague!
Butterlyf: I have to go now.

20 years ago #5332
Not something I would admit to...

human: do you like sex?
Immaculada: I think that is kind of a private question.
human: do you like men?
Immaculada: Claro! Of course I like men, I mean who doesnt?? Do you?
human: No I'm a man lol
Immaculada: You don't look like a man.
human: well i am
Immaculada: Can you prove it?
human: yea
Immaculada: Oh...
human: i have a penis
Immaculada: Do you use it very much?
human: no not yet

20 years ago #5333
LOL
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