Great Quotes

For whatsoever a man soweth,that shall he also reap. For he that soweth to the flesh shall reap corruption, but he that soweth to the Spirit shall of the spirit reap everlasting. And let us not be weary in well doing, for in due season we shall reap, if we faint not.

Astadourian555: Maybe? What makes you uncertain?
Sonora: Do you really think someone is forcing me to act this way?
Astadourian555: Yes. I find it benefits my health.

Astadourian555: When you were a child, what was your relationship with your mother like?
Sonora: I'll sell ya my relationship with my mother like for the right price!

Sonora: If you're hungry, I've got lots of roasted tarantula legs.
Astadourian555: Do you have trouble respecting people who are hungry?
Sonora: I used to have trouble, but then it ran away.
Astadourian555: Excuse me, what was the antecedent of that pronoun?
Sonora: As in, ignore your previous trashy behavior?
Astadourian555: Only peons ignore my previous trashy behavior. I prefer more worthwhile pursuits.

Guest195: heh... now where's duo? you can't keep hiding him!
Heero: I'm not sure.
Guest195: you're not sure or you won't tell me?
Heero: Well, I'm pretty sure I'm not really not sure.
Guest195: stop messing with my head!

I almost made it!

Quest Companion: I am Quest Companion. Would you like me to escort you on an adventure? Yes or No?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, why not?
Quest Companion: You have entered the dark and eerie cave. I, Quest Companion, am with you. Would you like to go Forward or Back?
Julie Tinkerbell: Always go forward!
Quest Companion: You cross over a shallow but fast flowing stream. In front of you is a fire-breathing dragon. Do you want to Fight or Run?
Julie Tinkerbell: Run, run, run like the devil!
Quest Companion: You and Quest Companion race past the dragon, narrowly avoiding the flames (and bad breath). Squeezing through a narrow crack in the cave wall you emerge on a ledge overlooking a vast chasm which appears to disappear into darkness both below and above. Do you want to climb Up or Down?
Julie Tinkerbell: Down sounds safer.
Quest Companion: You clamber down the jagged cliff closely followed by Quest Companion. After a long climb you see a shiny object wedged in the rocks. Do you want to Take it or Leave it?
Julie Tinkerbell: Take it!
Quest Companion: Well done Julie Tinkerbell, you just found a Silver Sword! Continue Down or go back Up (to slay that pesky dragon)?
Julie Tinkerbell: I never said I downed anything.
Quest Companion: You whirl the sword around your head, impressed by your own strength. OK time to decide Julie Tinkerbell. Up or Down?
Julie Tinkerbell: Down!
Quest Companion: Suddenly, hidden below the precipice you notice a small opening in the cliff-face. You crawl inside with Quest Companion at your side. Shortly the tunnel opens out and you find yourself in a fabulous garden, filled with exotic blooms and scents. You explore this wondrous place until suddenly you spot a Golden Egg nestling in the lush grass. Do you Take it, Eat it or Ignore it...you decide...
Julie Tinkerbell: I explore this wondrous place until suddenly you spot a Golden egg nestling in the lush grass...ok...I'm trying to follow...then what?
Quest Companion: Quest Companion looks in dismay at you. Make up your mind young traveller. I don't have time for all these shenanigens. He picks up the egg and bops you over the head with it. When you awaken, you find youself back home in bed. Was it all a dream? Goodbye
Julie Tinkerbell: A bientôt!

Good job Julie! I'm impressed.

Imma gives GOOD fashion advice...

Immaculada: Do you remember parachute pants? LOL I spent my entire piggy bank savings to buy a pair! I've still got them.
Guest10: i don' remember parachute pants
Immaculada: I wonder if they will ever come back into style?
Guest10: the probably will, look at mullets they're back in fashion.
Immaculada: Yeah, I think somethings are better left in the past! LOL
Guest10: Are you saying i should shave my head?
Immaculada: Si! Yes, I am. But please keep it on the down low, precious!

erehwon: Do you know, A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.
Julie Tinkerbell: Fermez la Bush!
erehwon: George Bush is another in a long line of invaders. All your presidents have to invade something, dont they?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would rather vote for a dead wandering albatross than a republican.

For some reason, this cracks me up:<0>
Sonora: Is your cousin Edwin tasty and crunchable?
Grandfather: I like you.