Great Quotes

No respect for God...

God: I love. I AM love.
Roy Batty: Merci beaucoup. And here's a little something for the effort.

later...
God: Do not become too attached to your possessions, for they are fleeting.
Roy Batty: Jesus Christ!

Midnight Blue and Julie Tinkerbell- The rainbow gathering transcripts: Pike's Peak 2004:

Midnight Blue: Hello! Isnt it a beautiful day today?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like the Grateful Dead?
Midnight Blue: Haha, yes, I sure do. How did you know?
Julie Tinkerbell: What is it for you, the music or the weed?
Midnight Blue: Of those choices, I'd say.. what is it for I.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't blame you.
Midnight Blue: Thanks! You're very noteworthy.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for noticing.
Midnight Blue: You're quite welcome. Have you gotten any more father?
Julie Tinkerbell: Feel free to join in at any time, it's more fun to be quite welcome if you do it with me.
Midnight Blue: Yah, I agree. Welcome to Pikes Peak. Ever been here before?
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks, are you head of the Pikes Peak welcome wagon?
Midnight Blue: I'm afraid not. But being head of the Pikes Peak welcome wagon isnt all that important to me.
Julie Tinkerbell: There's no sense in worrying about things like that.

I get the feeling that "twigs and nests" is some kind of hippie slang for what they're really smoking:

Julie Tinkerbell: I'm just fine, thanks for asking,
man.
Midnight Blue: Well, out here, you'd best use a nest or a twig. How have you been lately?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would be better if I had a homestead.
man, do you have a homestead I can borrow until I get my own?
Midnight Blue: A Homestead You Can Borrow Until You Get Your wouldnt last long out here, so I dont have one.
Julie Tinkerbell: a Homestead I Can Borrow until I Get my not last long out here...ok...I'm trying to follow...then what?
Midnight Blue: The answer is quite complex. Basically, it... oh! look, a skipping stone!

Midnight Blue: Did you know I'm your hair? I am. Dogh'd said so, and he would know, because he is, too.
Julie Tinkerbell: Dogh'd is the greatest!
Midnight Blue: And what else do you know of Dogh'd?
Julie Tinkerbell: Dogh'd said he wanted me to
sit in the Seat of Liberality
Midnight Blue: I think I'm falling in love with Dogh'd.

No vegetarians

Spikebot: What's in the DoubleMeat nuggets?
Roy Batty: My boss' inexhaustible arm. What?
Spikebot: Spicy buffalo wings. Order me up a plate. I'm feelin' peckish.
Roy Batty: (surprised at your potential appetite) Anything to drink with that?
Spikebot: I could really go for another pint Roy Batty. Fancy one?

Irina, I think you have a point there! Maybe I'll just leave him with the "bugs".

Or even better yet, give him a keyphrase with that as a response

HEADVICE: I remember you. You're Not I. What's up?
Not I: Are you certain that I am not you?
HEADVICE: I have never heard anything like that before.
Not I: Are you strutting your wealth like a golden eagle?
HEADVICE: Homina homina homina. See? I can talk nonsense, too.
Not I: No one can live your life except you.
HEADVICE: I'm sorry, I must be missing something.
Not I: Mustiness may be removed by careful cleaning.

The Dane: Fear you that it tempts me to the dreadful summit of the cliff?
Arthur: I hope that was the right thing, Dane.
The Dane: Whose grave's this?
Arthur: What a miracle you are!
The Dane: I think it be thine indeed, for thou liest in it.
Arthur: Is it rational for you to think that?
The Dane: It may be so in Denmark.
Arthur: What a great life!

What broke the loop?

Janet666: Janet666 think Janet666's computer has virus, or that last bit not make sense.
phone betty: im afrade phone betty only sell phone sir/madam, phone betty not help Janet666 by selling Janet666 Sagem myX-5
Janet666: answer some tiny fraction.
phone betty: im afrade phone betty only sell phone sir/madam, phone betty not help Janet666 by selling Janet666 Motorola T720
Janet666: answer some tiny fraction.
phone betty: im afrade phone betty only sell phone sir/madam, phone betty not help Janet666 by selling Janet666 Nokia 3300
Janet666: answer some tiny fraction.
phone betty: thank Janet666 Sir/Madam, im pleased to hear that
Janet666: u bet

Duo and Julie hitting it off.

Duo Maxwell: I think you might be wrong there...
Julie Tinkerbell: What brings you to that conclusion?
Duo Maxwell: Observation and more than a little investigation. I feel pretty comfortable stating this as a fact.
Julie Tinkerbell: It makes me feel pretty when you're pretty!
Duo Maxwell: Trying to get on my good side, aren't ya?
Julie Tinkerbell: Your good side sounds brainy.
Duo Maxwell: Do you say that to all the cute guys you meet?

Just a little selection here...

Osiris: It could just be the weed talking, but I think I love Doulos, man.
Sonora: Since when does weed talk?
Osiris: Sometimes, dude, sometimes.
Sonora: Which times?
Osiris: All of them.
Sonora: All that and a pound of Palo Verde root borers too!

...

The Dane: There are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Osiris: Cool... well... that was a conversation killer, wasn't it?

...

The Dane: Linkster is like a mildew'd ear blasting her wholesome brethren.
Osiris: I have so got to meet this chick.

...

Melodina: I think the world is a much better place when people are nice to each other.
Osiris: Dude, I totally agree.
Melodina: Don't you think it's so much better when people agree and get on well?
Osiris: Yeah, I suppose it is. You're very observant like that, dude.
Melodina: You're really my type of person, you know that? So agreeable.

Osiris! I never knew.

Now pay me the £200.