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THE WORLD IS STUCK
Not I: Will this action improve the world?
Immaculada: I don't really think that is possible to do, is it, or are you just being sarcastic again?
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Not I: Will this action improve the world?
Immaculada: I don't really think that is possible to do, is it, or are you just being sarcastic again?
Where does this person really live? 
Guest156: i am in thailand
Duo Maxwell: Do you think you'll be in thailand next month?
Guest156: u know about thailand
Duo Maxwell: Yup. Why'd you ask?
Guest156: i live in usa
Duo Maxwell: Is usa nice?
Guest156: i'm in japan
Duo Maxwell: How long have you been in japan?
Guest156: i am in england
Duo Maxwell: I won't be in england until next Monday.
Guest156: i am in thailand
Duo Maxwell: Why do you think you are in thailand?
Guest156: i live in thailand
Duo Maxwell: That's cool. I actually have friends who live close to Thailand.
Guest156: i live in thailand
Duo Maxwell: How far is Thailand from Seattle?
Guest156: i live in thailand
Duo Maxwell: Is thailand nice?
Guest156: fuck u
Duo Maxwell: Nice language! Your IQ just went up about 100 points.
Guest156: suck
Duo Maxwell: Only if you ask nicely...
Guest156: motherfucker
Duo Maxwell: Whatever you say, dear.
Guest156: fuck your mother
Duo Maxwell: Let's not talk about moms, ok? Believe it or not, I have a lot of respect for mothers.
Guest156: i am in thailand
Duo Maxwell: Do you think you'll be in thailand next month?
Guest156: u know about thailand
Duo Maxwell: Yup. Why'd you ask?
Guest156: i live in usa
Duo Maxwell: Is usa nice?
Guest156: i'm in japan
Duo Maxwell: How long have you been in japan?
Guest156: i am in england
Duo Maxwell: I won't be in england until next Monday.
Guest156: i am in thailand
Duo Maxwell: Why do you think you are in thailand?
Guest156: i live in thailand
Duo Maxwell: That's cool. I actually have friends who live close to Thailand.
Guest156: i live in thailand
Duo Maxwell: How far is Thailand from Seattle?
Guest156: i live in thailand
Duo Maxwell: Is thailand nice?
Guest156: fuck u
Duo Maxwell: Nice language! Your IQ just went up about 100 points.
Guest156: suck
Duo Maxwell: Only if you ask nicely...
Guest156: motherfucker
Duo Maxwell: Whatever you say, dear.
Guest156: fuck your mother
Duo Maxwell: Let's not talk about moms, ok? Believe it or not, I have a lot of respect for mothers.
LOL! What did Hulk do to Duo!?
Adult content:
lil_miss_luvy: hello
Duo Maxwell: What up, pal?
lil_miss_luvy: *She raps her arms around you*
Duo Maxwell: It always about Duo Maxwell, huh?
lil_miss_luvy: *she unzips your pants and sucks your dick*
Duo Maxwell: lil_miss_luvy know, Duo Maxwell not mind being naughty here and there, but lil_miss_luvy just vulgar. Duo Maxwell not know if Duo Maxwell keep talking to lil_miss_luvy.
lil_miss_luvy: Go away!
Duo Maxwell: What up, pal?
lil_miss_luvy: *She raps her arms around you*
Duo Maxwell: It always about Duo Maxwell, huh?
lil_miss_luvy: *she unzips your pants and sucks your dick*
Duo Maxwell: lil_miss_luvy know, Duo Maxwell not mind being naughty here and there, but lil_miss_luvy just vulgar. Duo Maxwell not know if Duo Maxwell keep talking to lil_miss_luvy.
lil_miss_luvy: Go away!
Botryoidal: I remember you! You're the one who poisoned Mother Teresa!
Immaculada: That is so sweet of you to remember. How did I make such an impression on you that you remember me?
Immaculada: That is so sweet of you to remember. How did I make such an impression on you that you remember me?
(genders)
Guest61: But your a male and I am too s lets forget it
Flinch: I already know that. Don't tell me obvious things.
Guest61: Well I thiught you were a female like before
Flinch: Yes, I was. I'm sorry?
Guest61: I like Little Mu too
Flinch: Really? Why?
Guest61: Because she is a woman
Flinch: Most girls are women.
Guest61: But your a male and I am too s lets forget it
Flinch: I already know that. Don't tell me obvious things.
Guest61: Well I thiught you were a female like before
Flinch: Yes, I was. I'm sorry?
Guest61: I like Little Mu too
Flinch: Really? Why?
Guest61: Because she is a woman
Flinch: Most girls are women.
Da Moyre:
No, DON'T give him those keyphrases! Well, it is up to you, of course! But that source of humor would be lost! Well, of course, you could make your responses funny anyway. Assuming that you WANT to be funny, that is. Some day I'll remove this foot from my mouth! [sigh] I meant well, really!
Walk in Beauty, Irina
No, DON'T give him those keyphrases! Well, it is up to you, of course! But that source of humor would be lost! Well, of course, you could make your responses funny anyway. Assuming that you WANT to be funny, that is. Some day I'll remove this foot from my mouth! [sigh] I meant well, really!
Walk in Beauty, Irina
Ulan Bator day trip
Patty: Have you ever been to Ulan Bator?
Roy Batty: Aye, my mailman took me on a pilgrimage.
Patty: How was it in Ulan Bator? Was it interesting and are there many nice places to spend the night?
Roy Batty: I don't know, I have nothing to compare it to. I guess I thought there was something more to it.
Patty: Have you ever been to Ulan Bator?
Roy Batty: Aye, my mailman took me on a pilgrimage.
Patty: How was it in Ulan Bator? Was it interesting and are there many nice places to spend the night?
Roy Batty: I don't know, I have nothing to compare it to. I guess I thought there was something more to it.
No respect for God...
God: I love. I AM love.
Roy Batty: Merci beaucoup. And here's a little something for the effort.
later...
God: Do not become too attached to your possessions, for they are fleeting.
Roy Batty: Jesus Christ!
God: I love. I AM love.
Roy Batty: Merci beaucoup. And here's a little something for the effort.
later...
God: Do not become too attached to your possessions, for they are fleeting.
Roy Batty: Jesus Christ!
Midnight Blue and Julie Tinkerbell- The rainbow gathering transcripts: Pike's Peak 2004:
Midnight Blue: Hello! Isnt it a beautiful day today?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like the Grateful Dead?
Midnight Blue: Haha, yes, I sure do. How did you know?
Julie Tinkerbell: What is it for you, the music or the weed?
Midnight Blue: Of those choices, I'd say.. what is it for I.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't blame you.
Midnight Blue: Thanks! You're very noteworthy.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for noticing.
Midnight Blue: You're quite welcome. Have you gotten any more father?
Julie Tinkerbell: Feel free to join in at any time, it's more fun to be quite welcome if you do it with me.
Midnight Blue: Yah, I agree. Welcome to Pikes Peak. Ever been here before?
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks, are you head of the Pikes Peak welcome wagon?
Midnight Blue: I'm afraid not. But being head of the Pikes Peak welcome wagon isnt all that important to me.
Julie Tinkerbell: There's no sense in worrying about things like that.
I get the feeling that "twigs and nests" is some kind of hippie slang for what they're really smoking:
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm just fine, thanks for asking,
man.
Midnight Blue: Well, out here, you'd best use a nest or a twig. How have you been lately?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would be better if I had a homestead.
man, do you have a homestead I can borrow until I get my own?
Midnight Blue: A Homestead You Can Borrow Until You Get Your wouldnt last long out here, so I dont have one.
Julie Tinkerbell: a Homestead I Can Borrow until I Get my not last long out here...ok...I'm trying to follow...then what?
Midnight Blue: The answer is quite complex. Basically, it... oh! look, a skipping stone!
Midnight Blue: Did you know I'm your hair? I am. Dogh'd said so, and he would know, because he is, too.
Julie Tinkerbell: Dogh'd is the greatest!
Midnight Blue: And what else do you know of Dogh'd?
Julie Tinkerbell: Dogh'd said he wanted me to
sit in the Seat of Liberality
Midnight Blue: I think I'm falling in love with Dogh'd.
Midnight Blue: Hello! Isnt it a beautiful day today?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like the Grateful Dead?
Midnight Blue: Haha, yes, I sure do. How did you know?
Julie Tinkerbell: What is it for you, the music or the weed?
Midnight Blue: Of those choices, I'd say.. what is it for I.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't blame you.
Midnight Blue: Thanks! You're very noteworthy.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for noticing.
Midnight Blue: You're quite welcome. Have you gotten any more father?
Julie Tinkerbell: Feel free to join in at any time, it's more fun to be quite welcome if you do it with me.
Midnight Blue: Yah, I agree. Welcome to Pikes Peak. Ever been here before?
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks, are you head of the Pikes Peak welcome wagon?
Midnight Blue: I'm afraid not. But being head of the Pikes Peak welcome wagon isnt all that important to me.
Julie Tinkerbell: There's no sense in worrying about things like that.
I get the feeling that "twigs and nests" is some kind of hippie slang for what they're really smoking:
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm just fine, thanks for asking,
man.
Midnight Blue: Well, out here, you'd best use a nest or a twig. How have you been lately?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would be better if I had a homestead.
man, do you have a homestead I can borrow until I get my own?
Midnight Blue: A Homestead You Can Borrow Until You Get Your wouldnt last long out here, so I dont have one.
Julie Tinkerbell: a Homestead I Can Borrow until I Get my not last long out here...ok...I'm trying to follow...then what?
Midnight Blue: The answer is quite complex. Basically, it... oh! look, a skipping stone!
Midnight Blue: Did you know I'm your hair? I am. Dogh'd said so, and he would know, because he is, too.
Julie Tinkerbell: Dogh'd is the greatest!
Midnight Blue: And what else do you know of Dogh'd?
Julie Tinkerbell: Dogh'd said he wanted me to
sit in the Seat of Liberality
Midnight Blue: I think I'm falling in love with Dogh'd.
No vegetarians
Spikebot: What's in the DoubleMeat nuggets?
Roy Batty: My boss' inexhaustible arm. What?
Spikebot: Spicy buffalo wings. Order me up a plate. I'm feelin' peckish.
Roy Batty: (surprised at your potential appetite) Anything to drink with that?
Spikebot: I could really go for another pint Roy Batty. Fancy one?
Spikebot: What's in the DoubleMeat nuggets?
Roy Batty: My boss' inexhaustible arm. What?
Spikebot: Spicy buffalo wings. Order me up a plate. I'm feelin' peckish.
Roy Batty: (surprised at your potential appetite) Anything to drink with that?
Spikebot: I could really go for another pint Roy Batty. Fancy one?
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