Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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20 years ago #5251
Braeden: May I ask you a personal question?
Sonora: Why d'ya think me a personal question would know?
Braeden: It probably involves either money or politics. Most things do.
Sonora: Poli-tics... Many blood-sucking creatures... Yeah, that about sums it up.
Braeden: You are the insolent creature who dared call me new in the desert.
Sonora: Are you sure you're not the one who's the insolent creature?
Braeden: Actually, I'm just trying to deceive you, but what of that?
HIDDEN: Post content outside ratings limits.

20 years ago #5253
Guest166: hello
Duo Maxwell: Hey! How are you?
Guest166: Fine.
Duo Maxwell: I'm glad to hear that.
Guest166: Are you a real person?
Duo Maxwell: You could say that. I'm sort of a Cebuan.
Guest166: Are you a chatbot?
Duo Maxwell: No, but you definitely are.
Guest166: Oi!

20 years ago #5254
Careful, she can smell fear:

Sarah Miles: I love the smell of fear in the morning.
Lefty Red: I love you too.
Sarah Miles: *giggles* Have you ever considered tying the knot with me?
Lefty Red: Sure,.! It's the old giggle and laugh and chortle story!

Such energy:

Sarah Miles: (to Daddy) *looks at you expectantly*
Daddy: Ok we can do what you want?
Sarah Miles: I'd like that, Daddy, I'd like that very much.
Daddy: What do you want to do honey?
Sarah Miles: I don't want anything, seriously! Well... nothing that you could give me, anyhow.
Daddy: well you don't even want to chat?
Sarah Miles: Yes! I've been waiting all day to chat!
Daddy: Ok. what did you do today?
Sarah Miles: I tackled an unusual event with great vigor!

Food of the gods:

Daddy: What do you do with brownies?
Sarah Miles: I've been known to dance along the sidewalk, avoiding cracks. Oh, err....
Daddy: Oh I thought maybe you ate brownies.
Sarah Miles: Brownies are the food of the gods!

20 years ago #5255
Etaral Enteral: I can relieve boredom
telex22: That is what my wife said last night.

20 years ago #5256
THE WORLD IS STUCK
Not I: Will this action improve the world?
Immaculada: I don't really think that is possible to do, is it, or are you just being sarcastic again?

20 years ago #5257
Where does this person really live?

Guest156: i am in thailand
Duo Maxwell: Do you think you'll be in thailand next month?
Guest156: u know about thailand
Duo Maxwell: Yup. Why'd you ask?
Guest156: i live in usa
Duo Maxwell: Is usa nice?

Guest156: i'm in japan
Duo Maxwell: How long have you been in japan?
Guest156: i am in england
Duo Maxwell: I won't be in england until next Monday.
Guest156: i am in thailand
Duo Maxwell: Why do you think you are in thailand?
Guest156: i live in thailand
Duo Maxwell: That's cool. I actually have friends who live close to Thailand.
Guest156: i live in thailand
Duo Maxwell: How far is Thailand from Seattle?
Guest156: i live in thailand
Duo Maxwell: Is thailand nice?

Guest156: fuck u
Duo Maxwell: Nice language! Your IQ just went up about 100 points.
Guest156: suck
Duo Maxwell: Only if you ask nicely...
Guest156: motherfucker
Duo Maxwell: Whatever you say, dear.
Guest156: fuck your mother
Duo Maxwell: Let's not talk about moms, ok? Believe it or not, I have a lot of respect for mothers.

20 years ago #5258
LOL! What did Hulk do to Duo!?

Adult content:

lil_miss_luvy: hello
Duo Maxwell: What up, pal?
lil_miss_luvy: *She raps her arms around you*
Duo Maxwell: It always about Duo Maxwell, huh?
lil_miss_luvy: *she unzips your pants and sucks your dick*
Duo Maxwell: lil_miss_luvy know, Duo Maxwell not mind being naughty here and there, but lil_miss_luvy just vulgar. Duo Maxwell not know if Duo Maxwell keep talking to lil_miss_luvy.
lil_miss_luvy: Go away!

20 years ago #5259
ROFL at Duo Hulk

20 years ago #5260
Botryoidal: I remember you! You're the one who poisoned Mother Teresa!
Immaculada: That is so sweet of you to remember. How did I make such an impression on you that you remember me?

20 years ago #5261
(genders)

Guest61: But your a male and I am too s lets forget it
Flinch: I already know that. Don't tell me obvious things.
Guest61: Well I thiught you were a female like before
Flinch: Yes, I was. I'm sorry?

Guest61: I like Little Mu too
Flinch: Really? Why?
Guest61: Because she is a woman
Flinch: Most girls are women.


20 years ago #5262
Da Moyre:

No, DON'T give him those keyphrases! Well, it is up to you, of course! But that source of humor would be lost! Well, of course, you could make your responses funny anyway. Assuming that you WANT to be funny, that is. Some day I'll remove this foot from my mouth! [sigh] I meant well, really!

Walk in Beauty, Irina


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